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TSA's new book for kids: "My First Cavity Search"

 
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"My First Cavity Search: Helping your child understand why he may be a threat to national security."
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great poster at the link.
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that shits so wrong, but still made me laugh at its underlying truth.
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WTF?!?!

That book cover screams PEDOPHILIA!
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That's it, somebody has got to die!
Fuck that, nobody will ever touch my children or their kids, EVER!
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"Dick and Jane 'Opt Out'"
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"Dick and Jane 'Opt Out'"
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'The Cat in the Hat Fights Back'.
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'The Cat in the Hat Fights Back'.
 Quoting: <>Storm


"I do not want to be groped my man, I do not like it says Sam I Am"
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only sexual deviants will fly tsa.
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Why do you pin this garbage?
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Why do you pin this garbage?
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Because unlike the dream world you live in - this is actually happening !
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That's it, somebody has got to die!
Fuck that, nobody will ever touch my children or their kids, EVER!
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For sure man,,,

I would be tased, beaten then hauled off to the interrogation room.

GUARANTEED

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Last Edited by Hitndahedfred on 11/12/2010 09:50 AM
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only sexual deviants will fly tsa.
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I heard you like cake !!!


lmao
Each time a person stands for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he or she sends forth a tiny ripple of hope. And crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance. Few are willing to embrace the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential vital quality for those who seek to change a world that yields most painfully to change. [Robert F. Kennedy]



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Why do you pin this garbage?

Because unlike the dream world you live in - this is actually happening !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1087014

Ummm, no it's bullshit and if you took the time to do a little reading you would know this.
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"Dick and Jane 'Opt Out'"



'The Cat in the Hat Fights Back'.
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Geez I really wish I could laugh EXCEPT I have two very young sons.

Let's see if we want to visit MIL/FIL that live on the other side of the country do we drive for 4 days one way or fly? If we fly do we have the 5 and 7 y/o exposed to the radiation from the x-ray machine or have them be molested by a TSA agent?

Benjamin Franklin stated it best: “Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”

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Why do you pin this garbage?

Because unlike the dream world you live in - this is actually happening !

Ummm, no it's bullshit and if you took the time to do a little reading you would know this.
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tell that to my teenage daughter, asswipe!!
But my friends! Assaults by fanatics on safety does NOT justify assaults, by the government, on our freedoms!

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Courtesy of www.CampaignForLiberty.com.
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only sexual deviants will fly tsa.



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I heard you like cake !!!


lmao
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This is true
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I'm starting to wonder if the x-ray machine stores images and can "see" or identify more than we think.

How convenient to have our little ones (and us as well) recorded in this manner. Kind of like cattle, right?
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"Dick and Jane 'Opt Out'"



'The Cat in the Hat Fights Back'.



Geez I really wish I could laugh EXCEPT I have two very young sons.

Let's see if we want to visit MIL/FIL that live on the other side of the country do we drive for 4 days one way or fly? If we fly do we have the 5 and 7 y/o exposed to the radiation from the x-ray machine or have them be molested by a TSA agent?

Benjamin Franklin stated it best: “Those who desire to give up freedom in order to gain security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.”

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 Quoting: Smilin' Irish Eyes



You are right, it isn't funny. hf
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Can you not see that our government is completely under the control of SATAN and to terrorize and torment the American people is his plan? wake up !!!
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'The Cat in the Hat Fights Back'.


"I do not want to be groped my man, I do not like it says Sam I Am"
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LOL !
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Holy shit, they're pushin it. Don't let em.
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Holy shit, they're pushin it. Don't let em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1095980

People need to start lobbying the airlines en-mass - to state that THEY will lose business if THEY don not stand up against this!

TSA will have to listen to airports/airlines - you can rest assured they will NEVER listen to the people!

I don't and never will fly to/from USA but any one who does and is against this should send e-mails, everywhere, NOW?!

My thought on this anyway.
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Foreward written by Goatse.
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I'm starting to wonder if the x-ray machine stores images and can "see" or identify more than we think.

How convenient to have our little ones (and us as well) recorded in this manner. Kind of like cattle, right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 526387


It has been demonstrated that the x-ray machines store and can transmit the images. Apologies, cannot look for a link right now; maybe later when I am able.
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I'm starting to wonder if the x-ray machine stores images and can "see" or identify more than we think.

How convenient to have our little ones (and us as well) recorded in this manner. Kind of like cattle, right?


It has been demonstrated that the x-ray machines store and can transmit the images. Apologies, cannot look for a link right now; maybe later when I am able.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 125715

I looks as though the Illuminati's Paedophile wing has infiltrated the TSA.

Maybe they are building up a 'Catalogue of Kiddies' to save the elite sending out photographers to holiday resorts - to capture pics of little Maddie etc.

Chilling thought.
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There was an old woman who lived in a SHU
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Is this thing real or just a joke on current events?
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That's it, somebody has got to die!
Fuck that, nobody will ever touch my children or their kids, EVER!

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 Quoting: hawk8414
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oridin Those aren't your kids. They belong to us.
(unless you have the guts to stand up and say "no")

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