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I have traveled from the year 2040 to give you ** THIS ** Warning! Ancient Artifacts Discovered Soon!

 
Jacob Time
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I have traveled from the year 2040 to give you ** THIS ** Warning! Ancient Artifacts Discovered Soon!
Let me tell you a story. This is a story that my father used to tell me, and so now I will tell it to you.

This story begins long ago in an area once known as Mesopotamia. At a time probably much earlier than historians date the civilization. The Sumerians witnessed a great event, the sky turned bright as day during the middle of the night and a great thundering sound was heard. In the distance, in what is now a part of Southern Iraq, a large meteor impacted the earth and sent up a huge fireball and cloud of dust that was visible in the early morning and the Sumerians went to the area.

They found a large gash in the earth that looked like the earth was going to split into two pieces. But the gash grew larger and had an end that was a round deep pit. Inside the pit they found a smoldering pile of glowing hot metal. A Sumerian prince who had accompanied the scouting mission requested that the black smiths and engineers return to the area. They were fetched and brought back. They did not at first understand how to harness this metal and many were burned. They could pour water on parts but it simply turned to steam and the substance did not cool down enough.

The prince came up with an idea to use stone pots attached to long poles and scoop the substance out directly into stone molds that had been developed. There was enough of the substance to make 3 unique objects who have a power to affect change and the will of man. To get the molds to take shape they used a combination of methods including submersion in deep water for several days at a time. Finally a special cooling apparatus was made. It was some kind of a primitive reverse refrigeration. A combination of fire and water was used to cool the molds and it worked and the items were cast perfectly.

A sword was cast. A special handle built for it and it was given to the general of the army when needed to vanquish their enemies. Afterward it would be returned to the prince. The sword gave the prince the power to lead over his other older brother princes. He could mentally influence the will of people around him, without them knowing and them feeling as if anything they said were their own thoughts.

A shield was cast. It was made into a small arm shield that made the wearer invisible to his enemies but it is not known how exactly that process worked. The shield also gave the prince the power to see right into whoever he was talking to. His ability to see through someones eyes and into their soul was a huge advantage.

A ring was cast with a special power symbol inscribed into it. The prince wore the ring and it made him invincible to all his enemies because he could apparently see the future when wearing the ring. The prince was said to have stopped several assassination attempts seconds or even minutes before any of his guards were even aware of a possible threat. The ring gave him the ability to see differing degrees of future events depending on who was around him and how certain the outcome was to be if he did not act.


The rest of the story goes that the other princes, jealous of their younger brothers rise to fame and his probable succession to the throne, set up a plot to take out their brother and steal his items.

They had to have a cunning plan in order to distract their brother because he could basically see any determined event before it happened. They also couldn't know too much about the plan or their brother would be able to see it by looking into their eyes. Their brother could control them if they were close enough, influence their ever step and movement even. Cause them to fall flat on the floor and be unable to move.

So the brothers searched over their empire for the smartest person to solve the problem. They presented a series of tests to weed out those who would be able to help from those who were useless. One young boy solved all three of the tests. Little did the young boy know that his answers gave the princes the key to defeating their younger brother.

They used the young boy again by having him answer one question for them about how to split up the items among the three princes. The boy said that without the items he could not tell them how to split the items up between them.

So the princes went ahead with their plan and captured the youngest prince. Removed his items and left him powerless again. They took the items to the young boy to have him figure out how to split them up among the princes.

The young boy put the items in a sack and brought them into another room where his twin sisters were sitting. He dropped the bag on the floor and said "Reach in and grab yours." They split up the items between themselves, and the princes were dumbfounded. The young boy said, it was really me and my sisters who solved your tests. Each of us solved one part so each of us is now owner of the item we helped you steal. We are now the owners.

When the princes tried to take the items back, they could not separate the objects from the child no matter how hard they tried. Suggestions to cut the items off of the children or kill them were brought up but the sister with the ring knew what was going to happen and stopped it. She said if they were killed before they willed the items to their heirs the items would disintegrate into nothingness.

So the princes left. What else could they do?

The children grew up and passed the items down and they were eventually hidden or lost but are now being recovered.

The first item was recovered by the Nazi's and was in the possession of Hitler until he willed it on before his death.

The second item was recently recovered in old Babylon and once it was recovered there was no reason to stay in Iraq any longer.

Once the final item is recovered and all three are in the hands of one person again it will usher in an era of darkness that will sweep over the land.

-News over the TV and Radio will be mostly censored very suddenly and all for the same reason.

-The TV stations will be completely blacked out, you won't have any TV stations if you have cable, satellite or just over the air.

-The Internet will be turned off for consumers and you won't be able to get online, it just won't work even if the computer works fine there will be no Internet.

-There will be power outages and complete blackouts that last years

-Cities will be evacuated and the survivors are the ones who got out before forced evacuations. Do NOT stay behind, get out and disappear into wilderness. Avoid open areas.


It is going to get bumpy over the next few years and it starts sooner than you think.
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Hi!!!! Jacob been waiting for you to come back and tell us more .
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How about some dates for these blackouts, etc?
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I traveled only a short TIME to say you are âu|| 0â §hić !!!!

`/our \/ictory,.... bsflag
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cool story. If you can and or are willing to divulge an ETA - that would be appreciated.

Question though - how where these items forged with 3 seperate and distinct " powers " all out of the same material. Common sense would suggest that the 3 items would all have the same properties and therefore the same " power " characteristics being all from the same mass of molten material.

care to comment on that?
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Well, I have come back from the year 2050 to warn you this guy became dictator of the world because you all fell for his story. Thanks for nothing.
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cool story. If you can and or are willing to divulge an ETA - that would be appreciated.

Question though - how where these items forged with 3 seperate and distinct " powers " all out of the same material. Common sense would suggest that the 3 items would all have the same properties and therefore the same " power " characteristics being all from the same mass of molten material.

care to comment on that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126753


Had to do with the way the items were cooled and how long it took because they were different sizes.
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-Cities will be evacuated and the survivors are the ones who got out before forced evacuations. Do NOT stay behind, get out and disappear into wilderness. Avoid open areas.


so with only what you can carry run out to the fucking woods ? full of many things including hickabllies who do not want you there and will kill you.
sounds likea great plan lets get it rolling, by the way i live in the country and you are definitely not wanted or welcome out here
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cool story. If you can and or are willing to divulge an ETA - that would be appreciated.

Question though - how where these items forged with 3 seperate and distinct " powers " all out of the same material. Common sense would suggest that the 3 items would all have the same properties and therefore the same " power " characteristics being all from the same mass of molten material.

care to comment on that?


Had to do with the way the items were cooled and how long it took because they were different sizes.
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Hey jacob what are the 3 items?
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a sword
a shield
a ring
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a sword
a shield
a ring
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1126753

k thanks

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one ring

to rule them all

and in the

darkness

bind them
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LOL, poor mans lord of the rings crossed with war of the worlds crossed with stargate and the time machine
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-Cities will be evacuated and the survivors are the ones who got out before forced evacuations. Do NOT stay behind, get out and disappear into wilderness. Avoid open areas.


so with only what you can carry run out to the fucking woods ? full of many things including hickabllies who do not want you there and will kill you.
sounds likea great plan lets get it rolling, by the way i live in the country and you are definitely not wanted or welcome out here
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Either that or burn.

"-The Internet will be turned off for consumers and you won't be able to get online, it just won't work even if the computer works fine there will be no Internet."

I wonder if this happens, if people will be able to stockpile entire libraries and internet sites and forums for later reading.

COuld imagine.

1299 terrabytes of GLP and ancient texts and interesting awakening videos?

We'd all stop posting on GLP and actually start learning 100%.
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Hi Jacob. Enjoy your posts. So this happens between now and 2040? Do you think it will be soon? Do you know anything about the "tipping point" that is thought to happen next week? Did you ever make it to your destination?
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LOL, poor mans lord of the rings crossed with war of the worlds crossed with stargate and the time machine
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Seems to be much cross dressing going on there,.... chuckle
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Well, I have come back from the year 2050 to warn you this guy became dictator of the world because you all fell for his story. Thanks for nothing.
 Quoting: Ohio Dude

clappa
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Everything is subject to continually changing variables, leaving nothing to remain as a constant.]D)one!!!!
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Hi Jacob. Enjoy your posts. So this happens between now and 2040? Do you think it will be soon? Do you know anything about the "tipping point" that is thought to happen next week? Did you ever make it to your destination?
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Happens between now and November/December 2012. November 2012 is when WWIII starts. Towards the end of November and then into December when it goes nuclear.

I made it and returned from my eventual hideout. It took several weeks and lots of walking and hitching rides.
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Pass that shit to the brother on the left hand side...

I traveled in time once... LSD... Its a hell'of'a'drug....
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You realize LSD works when it's in your brain right?
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nice to see how your memory has improved over these past few months
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nice to see how your memory has improved over these past few months
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I keep remembering things, and trying to write them down. Thank you.
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a sword
a shield
a ring
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I do enjoy a good story, thanks.
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Jacob is there anything going to happen this year? and by the way you tell a great story.

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Theories: Misconceptions awaiting confirmation of incorrectness.
Everything is subject to continually changing variables, leaving nothing to remain as a constant.]D)one!!!!
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Thanks for posting here and for the invite.
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Hi Jacob. Enjoy your posts. So this happens between now and 2040? Do you think it will be soon? Do you know anything about the "tipping point" that is thought to happen next week? Did you ever make it to your destination?


Happens between now and November/December 2012. November 2012 is when WWIII starts. Towards the end of November and then into December when it goes nuclear.

I made it and returned from my eventual hideout. It took several weeks and lots of walking and hitching rides.
 Quoting: Jacob Time


The third item was found in the "new land" infront of Africa...
after the first gravitational bump!

You may remember the GC event

these war was for getting the remain tech after the GC!
duh!

your anchor timeline is offset in this timeline!

whatever
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The third item was found in the "new land" infront of Africa...
after the first gravitational bump!

You may remember the GC event

these war was for getting the remain tech after the GC!
duh!

your anchor timeline is offset in this timeline!

whatever
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1062844


I have not heard of that. The story I heard said it is in another location, but that location doesn't make sense either so maybe you are correct.
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We are all at the point in time yu ask about. 2012 got moved ahead on us while we were sleeping.
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Hi Jacob. Enjoy your posts. So this happens between now and 2040? Do you think it will be soon? Do you know anything about the "tipping point" that is thought to happen next week? Did you ever make it to your destination?


Happens between now and November/December 2012. November 2012 is when WWIII starts. Towards the end of November and then into December when it goes nuclear.

I made it and returned from my eventual hideout. It took several weeks and lots of walking and hitching rides.
 Quoting: Jacob Time



Sorry, but even Candace is more believable than this....

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