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Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?

 
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Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
My wife just turned 35 in april. Everything was normal untill we got a new toy for her. it was larger than the first and feel more real. since then she seems to be hornier than she has ever been. we have been together for 13 years. is this just her peak coming on or is it the new toy?
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
It's alive!
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
My wife just turned 35 in april. Everything was normal untill we got a new toy for her. it was larger than the first and feel more real. since then she seems to be hornier than she has ever been. we have been together for 13 years. is this just her peak coming on or is it the new toy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1154530

Are your battries out boy?

Why do you need a toy!!
Om Namah Shivayah
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11/12/2010 11:31 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
it's 830pm on the west coast or 1130pm on the east and your posting on GLP???

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11/12/2010 11:38 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Your dick was too short to hit her G spot.

The new toy is just right.

For the 1st time in her life she is getting off!
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11/12/2010 11:40 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
what are you complaining about

go bang her silly
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11/12/2010 11:43 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
It's due to planet X. It's science.
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11/12/2010 11:46 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Your dick was too short to hit her G spot.

The new toy is just right.

For the 1st time in her life she is getting off!
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this
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11/13/2010 12:21 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Enjoy it while you can.. it will change in a decade or two and you'll have to rely on memories.. [sigh]
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11/13/2010 02:20 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
My wife just turned 35 in april. Everything was normal untill we got a new toy for her. it was larger than the first and feel more real. since then she seems to be hornier than she has ever been. we have been together for 13 years. is this just her peak coming on or is it the new toy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1154530


If you said girlfriend it might have been believable, but wife?

Hahahaha.

She's married, she doesn't have to do that anymore.
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11/13/2010 02:24 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
She's married, she doesn't have to do that anymore.
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It will occasionally relieve him of his burden
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11/13/2010 02:30 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Probably the toy. But, make sure you are there when it's used otherwise she might realize she can do it all herself.!
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11/13/2010 02:30 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Shes cheating on you
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11/13/2010 02:34 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
lucky you
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11/13/2010 02:41 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Shes cheating on you
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^^This
Tracy

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11/13/2010 02:49 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Probably midlife crisis (can occur from early 30s)...does wonders to the libido. My guess is the new toy was her suggestion.....and she obviously likes it (BUT she wouldnt have got it if her libido was low).

Be grateful she didnt get a toyboy instead and just enjoy the perimenopause stage......as the real menopause (late 40s - 55) can be a bit ordinary to say the least. I wouldnt assume shes cheating unless the rest of your marriage is crap.....she just wants sex....and if you are providing that you should be fine!

Last Edited by Tracy on 11/13/2010 02:52 AM
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11/13/2010 02:50 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Shes cheating on you

^^This
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Yes. this ^^
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11/13/2010 11:37 AM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
My wife just turned 35 in april. Everything was normal untill we got a new toy for her. it was larger than the first and feel more real. since then she seems to be hornier than she has ever been. we have been together for 13 years. is this just her peak coming on or is it the new toy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1154530

............always heard that women reach their sexual peak in their 30's; so that could be a part of it.....and teenage boys are at their sexual peak; am I suggesting something here? you figure it out!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5a
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11/13/2010 01:29 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
Your dick was too short to hit her G spot.

The new toy is just right.

For the 1st time in her life she is getting off!
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once the body scanners have the affect all this will de spock ceace
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11/13/2010 01:31 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
enjoy it while it lasts.....get to work on it!
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11/13/2010 01:57 PM
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Re: Help!!! My wife is horny all the time now.?
And her being horny all of the time is a problem in which way??
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