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how to annoy your neighbour...

 
Antimony
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how to annoy your neighbour...
post your ideas here.






keep it legal
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
post your ideas here.






keep it legal
 Quoting: Antimony


Tap on the wall at 3am every morning, without fail (Sorry Clif, couldnt resist) chuckle
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?
 Quoting: VestanPance

because they're annoying
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?

because they're annoying
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Do unto them as they do unto you!!!
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"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine"

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
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Tap on the wall at 3am every morning, without fail (Sorry Clif, couldnt resist) chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1163721

we don't share a wall but that's a good one
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
light a bag of poo on fire ring the doorbell and run!
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?

because they're annoying

Do unto them as they do unto you!!!
 Quoting: VestanPance


they'd prob call the police on me chuckle
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
My Neighbors suck how am I supposed to love my neighbor when they are retarded assholes?
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
they own a corner shop not far from here if that inspires your imagination
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?

because they're annoying

Do unto them as they do unto you!!!


they'd prob call the police on me chuckle
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Moon them, obviously you have to not be on their property, but just outside, stand there and drop trow!!
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
My neighbor has no muffler on his P.O.S. car and EVERY GOD DAMNED morning he starts it up at around 6:30 and lets it run for about 20 minutes before he leaves.

Now I am usually up at 5 so it's not an issue with it waking me up...it's more about having to hear the incessant rumble. It's annoying.

Try that...seems to work.
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My neighbor has no muffler on his P.O.S. car and EVERY GOD DAMNED morning he starts it up at around 6:30 and lets it run for about 20 minutes before he leaves.

Now I am usually up at 5 so it's not an issue with it waking me up...it's more about having to hear the incessant rumble. It's annoying.

Try that...seems to work.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna

you honestly think we can afford the petrol to let our car run like that every morning!
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
First off why would you want to annoy your neighbour?

because they're annoying

Do unto them as they do unto you!!!


they'd prob call the police on me chuckle

Moon them, obviously you have to not be on their property, but just outside, stand there and drop trow!!
 Quoting: VestanPance

but that's indecent exposure. cant they call the police about that?

besides the'd probably enjoy it too much
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
Put a sign in your yard that reads "House for sale, neighbor is an asshole!"
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11/14/2010 06:13 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
I think just living your own life is enough to annoy the neighbors, trust me on this one, I know.

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Ask mine and take notes, they are masters.
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
I think just living your own life is enough to annoy the neighbors, trust me on this one, I know.


 Quoting: Turtles Know

but that wont satisfy my lust for vengeance D=
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you honestly think we can afford the petrol to let our car run like that every morning!
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Guess not...

You could always just talk to them...that's free...and would probably work too.

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Flaming bag of poo

Send food orders to their house.... At 3am....
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
you honestly think we can afford the petrol to let our car run like that every morning!


Guess not...

You could always just talk to them...that's free...and would probably work too.

1dunno1
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


they are complaining about my gentle giant of a dog. and they are shit scared of dogs. talking will not work, so i just wanna annoy em.
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Flaming bag of poo

Send food orders to their house.... At 3am....
 Quoting: BUMP FAIRY

nowhere here is open that late
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Flaming bag of poo

Send food orders to their house.... At 3am....

nowhere here is open that late
 Quoting: Antimony

Taxi's are always open...call taxis to their house.
Cheers.
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"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine"

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Flaming bag of poo

Send food orders to their house.... At 3am....

nowhere here is open that late

Taxi's are always open...call taxis to their house.
 Quoting: VestanPance


but they'll beep and wake up the whole neighbourhood
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Flaming bag of poo

Send food orders to their house.... At 3am....

nowhere here is open that late

Taxi's are always open...call taxis to their house.


but they'll beep and wake up the whole neighbourhood
 Quoting: Antimony

and the whole neighbourhood will be pissed off at your neighbours!!!
Cheers.
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"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine"

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Flaming bag of poo

Send food orders to their house.... At 3am....

nowhere here is open that late

Taxi's are always open...call taxis to their house.


but they'll beep and wake up the whole neighbourhood

and the whole neighbourhood will be pissed off at your neighbours!!!
 Quoting: VestanPance

bwhahahahahaaaa


i'll keep that one in mind for a night im not sleeping
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
One time I got so sick and tired of some redneck neighbors I had that me and my band set up on my front porch, with all the speakers and amps aimed at the redneck's hangout (the front porch) and blasted them with loud, horrible punk rock for about 6 hours straight.

They moved out the next week.

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Last Edited by Mister Shadow on 11/14/2010 06:20 PM
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
One time I got so sick and tired of some redneck neighbors I had that me and my band set up on my front porch, with all the speakers and amps aimed at the redneck's hangout (the front porch) and blasted them with loud, horrible punk rock for about 6 hours straight.

They moved out the next week.

Lightning1
 Quoting: JimTheOwl




epic.
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
One time I got so sick and tired of some redneck neighbors I had that me and my band set up on my front porch, with all the speakers and amps aimed at the redneck's hangout (the front porch) and blasted them with loud, horrible punk rock for about 6 hours straight.

They moved out the next week.

Lightning1
 Quoting: JimTheOwl



NICE!!!! I would have loved it tho...
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oh c'mon GLP

where's your imagination today?!
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Re: how to annoy your neighbour...
Report them Via crimestoppers for Drugs or such....
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