after a year of being unemployed, just got hired... | |
scrat User ID: 1164310 United States 11/14/2010 10:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 10:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | anyways my first day, this sweet red head was telling me how i was violating her constitutional rights by grabbing her in her private areas i told her that due to the increase in terrorism since 9/11, everybody is a suspect until proven otherwise, this is to ensure the safety of the flight crew and all the passengers mam, now please lift up your arms so i can examine your breasts |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | anyways she had a g-string on and the x-rays also revealed a tattoo of a rose on her left butt cheek she had incredible breasts i might add, her boyfriend looked like he wanted to punch me in the face but i looked at him fiercely while unbuckling my taser harness |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Glad you got a job OP! Quoting: scratGet ready.....I used to work for the airlines. Passengers are mean. Especially, during Holiday Season. And now with all the TSA BS? Good Luck with that. this other guy was telling me how can i sleep at night, i told him i sleep fine knowing that i'm doing something to fight terrorism and protecting the overall populace from any acts of terrorism he must be a glper, he looked at me with disgust as i went through his luggage, the guy was packing loads of condoms, guess his destination? thailand yep |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and now that i have a well paying job, they are telling me i'm violating their civil rights by patting them down and grabbing their privates? you can't please everybody! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Art Smass User ID: 1164573 United States 11/14/2010 11:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuggin' Gold. I had an experience where there was a guy, who ummm, was a special case kinda guy, who was my inseam measurements. And he held his hand next to my teabag for an expended amount of time, which made me feel kinda uncomfortable. ...but when he was through, I went ahead and bought the shoes anyway. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 11:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuggin' Gold. Quoting: Art Smass 1164573I had an experience where there was a guy, who ummm, was a special case kinda guy, who was my inseam measurements. And he held his hand next to my teabag for an expended amount of time, which made me feel kinda uncomfortable. ...but when he was through, I went ahead and bought the shoes anyway. LOL my name is jay santos i also work with the citizen's auxiliary police |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 11:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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MainstreetAmerican User ID: 1153819 United States 11/14/2010 11:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | as a TSA agent! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164106can't wait to frisk hot bitches and slap around their boyfriends! muahahahahaha I remember back in the day I used to work the door at an after hours club... the women would show up already having a good time they would insist I search them completely! And I mean completely. Turn the circus off, or at least know you're watching one... |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | she hissed and spit on us in some gypsy language, we had to tackle her there because we thought the next words were going to be allah akbar or something like that |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/14/2010 11:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think this is what you would call, satire. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164673almost every other female going through the x-ray scanners appeared to be packing some anomalies located near their vagina it took days to figure out they were just unshaven pubic hair some of them look like they were sporting a chia pet or afro |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sounds like you got the right boot licking attitude for the job i hope you get fired you piece of trash! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1078203wait a minute! 3 months ago you guys were all praying for me when i posted that thread about going homeless and now you are wishing for me to get fired? gasp! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
MP User ID: 988376 Australia 11/15/2010 12:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we once detain an african male because we thought he was packing explosives Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164106turns out it was just his penis U dirty American pig. I am never coming to your country ! Good luck with all that ! I hope someone finds out where u live and does your constitution a favor. Eat a dick u piece of shit! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | we once detain an african male because we thought he was packing explosives Quoting: MP 988376turns out it was just his penis U dirty American pig. I am never coming to your country ! Good luck with all that ! I hope someone finds out where u live and does your constitution a favor. Eat a dick u piece of shit! sir, excuse me, at the time we thought he had something strapped to his stomach turns out due to the length of his penis he had to tie it around his stomach with shoe strings he got cleared of all charges |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there was this suspicious lady with a huge bump on her stomach we had to take her to a room and question what was really there she told us she was pregnant we thought otherwise turns out she was indeed pregnant with twins since she broke water and gave birth in the room right there |
Hans The Magnificent User ID: 1095931 Netherlands 11/15/2010 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your unban request was denied. About the Avatar: It is Die Wasserturm (The Watertower)in Mannheim Germany a local landmark.I used to make wishes on it as a kid. It seems to come through for me still. Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken, als Schrecken ohne Ende." Deutsche Sprichwort But Doctor: I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I will be coming in to Sea-Tac Monday night on Lufthansa. I am a heavy set blond guy coming in from Germany on German passport. I have both legs in casts. You try to grab a handful you will need both hands. It might make my leg twitch and swing up into your face breaking the cast. And we don't want that to happen do we? Have fun kiddies. Quoting: Hans The Magnificentwe will have to do multiple screenings and x-rays to make sure you are who you say you are |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 12:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1164106 United States 11/15/2010 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one time we made this elderly lady remove her dentures because she was also carrying some tube like substance with it, insisting she needed it to keep the dentures in her mouth from falling off, she called it "poligrip" we thought otherwise a tube like substance for your teeth? yeah right! |
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