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Jedi warriors attack the evil NSA . . . Any questions?

 
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Almighty and merciful Trinity, you better pin this.

The Jedi warriors have attacked the evil NSA at their headquarters. 'Alleluya! Praises to the Lord!

By Jedi, I mean 12 angels with glowing light sabers, spiritual swords, and psychokinetic powers.

Kelly Romanovski is there, she's an angel. a former KGB sniper, with a record 758 kills. Mossad agent Michael Marvin Myers is there, and Archangel Michael 95,000 <sweeping the hand> years old is there too. Archangel Michael killed all of humanity, 12,435 years ago. He and hosts of celestial angels caused the great flood of Noah.

Glorious, glorious powerful angels, unstoppable warriors, impossible to kill, swift, graceful, smiling, grinning ear to ear as they knock down people with PK forces, full of power and gladness.

Elyon is there. He is approximately Yoda. 5 foot tall. Very strongly built man. Yoda means "knowing" in Hebrew. Elyon is also the legendary Chinese general Sun Tzu, 1.5 million <sweeping the hand> years old. "Kill you, kill you, I will." he says. He is the most powerful of the warriors. He has lightening bolts flowing from his fingers.

Queen Amidala is there, the actual famous actress Natalie Portman, is an angel. She has a yellow light saber, and she is cutting men from top to bottom and cauterizing their bodies with the heat of her light saber.

I am so happy to be alive.

There is no soft in me tonight.

Nuns and monks, angels, are there too, wearing appropriate Jedi robes, and strappy leather sandals. "I am blessing you as I kill you. Mercy be upon your soul," she says. Hair cut short like Joan of Arc. She's cutting the evil NSA agent's head off.

Ewan Macgregor, another angel, is there, reprising his Star Wars role. "Killing jedi is my speciality." His sword is green. Don't get tired Ewan. Thump, another body falls to the ground.

Are we done, are we done? I need an answer.

"Absolutely, we're not done yet," a female angel says.

NSA is totally evil organisation. They exist solely to suppress knowledge about angels, ETs, UFO antigravity technology, free power systems, things which would universally benefit humanity. They actually suppressed the reading and publication of Albert Einstein's 1947 foundational paper Quantum Gravitational Theory, in Physical Review Papers A. They are actual book burners.

We are killing about 85 NSA agents, every one that is in NSA headquarters excluding one nonviolent female who was forgiven, and I don't care who knows. Nobody seems to pay any attention to me anyway. I have approximately 1400 military angels protecting me, including about 12 Venusian militarily trained angels, on loan to me from Valiant Thor, awesomely powerful commander of Venusia, including the galaxy's most powerful cherubim. My cherubim has killed about 7500 people who tried to assasinate me. Goddamn them all. I have the absolute right to live, no matter who tries to kill me.

Blood and body parts are everywhere, and heads are rolling, the carpet is dark and soaking with blood. Soaking with blood, soaking, soaking, soaking with blood, soaking with blood.

That woman has a little blood on her white dress. She's wearing sandals. She's absolutely braless.

"Kill some people goddamn it, don't just stand there" a female angel says.

"I'm not tired, I'm just grossed out," she says.

"You can handle it, keep going," the female angel says.


I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you, you goddamned NSA agents
Archangel Michael says.

Die and go to hell for eternal damnation. I curse you, evil NSA agents. You have cursed the family of humankind with your iniquity. We want to leave this planet and join the galactic civilization.

Up yours
Up yours
Up yours
Up yours evil NSA.


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Sun Tzu knows that sometimes you have to fight.
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NSA is totally evil organisation. They exist solely to suppress knowledge about angels, ETs, UFO antigravity technology, free power systems, things which would universally benefit humanity. They actually suppressed the reading and publication of Albert Einstein's 1947 foundational paper Quantum Gravitational Theory, in Physical Review Papers A. They are actual book burners.

We are killing about 85 NSA agents, every one that is in NSA headquarters excluding one nonviolent female who was forgiven, and I don't care who knows. Nobody seems to pay any attention to me anyway. I have approximately 1400 military angels protecting me, including about 12 Venusian militarily trained angels, on loan to me from Valiant Thor, awesomely powerful commander of Venusia, including the galaxy's most powerful cherubim. My cherubim has killed about 7500 people who tried to assasinate me. Goddamn them all. I have the absolute right to live, no matter who tries to kill me.

Blood and body parts are everywhere, and heads are rolling, the carpet is dark and soaking with blood. Soaking with blood, soaking, soaking, soaking with blood, soaking with blood.

That woman has a little blood on her white dress. She's wearing sandals. She's absolutely braless. "Kill some people goddamn it, don't just stand there" a female angel says.

"I'm not tired, I'm just grossed out," she says.
"You can handle it keep going," the female angel says.


I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you, you goddamned NSA agents
Archangel Michael says.

Die and go to hell for eternal damnation. I curse you, evil NSA agents. You have cursed the family of humankind with your iniquity. We want to leave this planet and join the galactic civilization.

Up yours
Up yours
Up yours
Up yours evil NSA.

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Luke does go off to the dark side later in the books as I recall... dark
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Anikin Skywalker went over to the dark side.

Here's a note. 1368 former US Marine Corps covert agents are my personal angelic army. I call them "semper fi."
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Man, I wish I had some of whatever you"re smoking, sounds like good shit!
Wouldn't it be great to heal the world, with only a song?
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This is important news.

This is our life.

This is for real.

I am trying to help everybody.

You will never hear about it anywhere other than GLP. This will not be on CNN, Fox News, ABC, NBC, CBS, or the Wall Street Journal. Someday, this day will be remembered in the history books.

This is never going to be admitted to by the government.

I am shaming and embarrassing the US government.

My small army of angels can defeat the NSA and embarrass the US government.

I wonder how this will affect pending legislation?

Perhaps it will get a standing ovation from the house of representatives. I wonder.
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I don't smoke weed.

I went to church Sunday, and I feel great. A little Baptist church in Salem, Indiana.
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All your bases are belong to us.
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Funny That the SAS are known as "the Jedi"
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I don't smoke weed.

I went to church Sunday, and I feel great. A little Baptist church in Salem, Indiana.
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Wow another hoosier. Glad to hear your news. banana2
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Okay so how big is this story going to be ??
I know its a long way to the top, but I wanna die after I've tried doing that...
And no, I will never ever stop,
Cuz my life's too cool, and i can do this and that....

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Natalie Portman really cut people in half, from head to crotch with a yellow light saber.

She's a really powerful angel.

She IS Queen Amidala. Its her most important role ever. The Star Wars pentathalon will belong to American culture for a millenium. Children will see it and believe in Jedi powers.

These angels are lifting up my head. They are making me powerful.

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Okay, so am I supposed to believe this ?
I know its a long way to the top, but I wanna die after I've tried doing that...
And no, I will never ever stop,
Cuz my life's too cool, and i can do this and that....

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Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me


This really happened today. Believe it.
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As if there isn't much crap in my thoughts already ..!! And what would believing in something accomplish of which I know there is not gonna be any proof at least in this life ..

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I know its a long way to the top, but I wanna die after I've tried doing that...
And no, I will never ever stop,
Cuz my life's too cool, and i can do this and that....

[link to www.myspace.com]
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Natalie Portman says she killed about 15 people.

Ewan MacGregor says he killed 7 people.

Liam Neeson says he killed about 3 people.

Kelly Romanovski says she killed about 12 people.

Michael Marvin Myers says he killed about 25 people.

Lance Hendrickson says he killed about 15 people.

Archangel Michael says he killed about 7 people.

Elyon says he killed about 5 people.

A nun says she killed about 3 people.

A monk says he killed about 12 people.

Another angel wearing the white skirt says she killed about 15 people.

They are all embarrassingly happy people.

Its really fun to kill evil people.

Goddamned NSA agents. Die and go to hell.

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It will be interesting when they have to clean up their offices. Blood and stinking guts everywhere.
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Do you recruit then ? Or are only famous people allowed ? Or is this just a movie ? Or is life a movie ????? What is it ???

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I know its a long way to the top, but I wanna die after I've tried doing that...
And no, I will never ever stop,
Cuz my life's too cool, and i can do this and that....

[link to www.myspace.com]
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I am going home now. I am expecting my new Dell computer.

Someone keep bumping this interesting thread.

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Breaking..I killed 2 of them evil enemies just now... It was probably a fluke, but I killed them .... They teleported near me using some technology and now I have their light saber, but this one's black, strange, with a silverish glow on the edges .... The evils will definitely burn in hell !!! yoda And so I embark on the journey of my life ... tadaaaaaaa !!!

Last Edited by The Reincarnated One on 11/15/2010 04:00 PM
I know its a long way to the top, but I wanna die after I've tried doing that...
And no, I will never ever stop,
Cuz my life's too cool, and i can do this and that....

[link to www.myspace.com]
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My new Dell computer didn't come yet. It's 5:49 pm, and there's still a possibility it may show up while I'm at my mummer's house for dinner.

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It's cleanup time, 5:20 pm EST. The evening shift of the NSA came in.

Two angels, a Venusian and a Semper Fi teleported over to NSA headquarters. They got a hyperspeed of 1000 from Almighty God and went around and cut the throats of about 65 more NSA agents. We are really killing all of them.

Correction. Three were forgiven and allowed to escape.

We are going to pass through again at about 9 pm EST.

We are even so bold as to warn the NSA. We are coming again at 9 pm. Go home if you want to live.

Goddamned NSA agents. They are evil. They look evil, evil shows in their faces. I am glad to see them die.
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Where are you hunting them ?
I know its a long way to the top, but I wanna die after I've tried doing that...
And no, I will never ever stop,
Cuz my life's too cool, and i can do this and that....

[link to www.myspace.com]
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Its 8:20 pm EST. The two angels, a Venusian and a Semper Fi, say there are about 15 more NSA agents in the offices. They are going about in hyperspeed of 1000 and killing them by slicing them up and down the throat.

"That should be all of them. NSA should be wiped out now."

Damned evil NSA agents, go to hell.


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This is what happens when fanfic meets LSD amirite?
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