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Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.

 
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Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Now before we get started know somethings about her: She went through a nasty divorce beause apparently her husand beat her...and always put her down, so now she always goes out to party clubs and wears the most revealing tops I've seen girls my age wear...

So my best friend lives quite a distance from me but I went to visit him the other day, and I always get the feeling that his mom wants my pee pee. Everytime that we have a conversation his mom just constantly tells me these things such as; "...well I think your hot" or things like "your one of the cutest people I know!". Usually I'm talking to Nick (my best friend) about girlfirend problems and his mom will always interupt with crap like "you don't need her your too fine". I mean I don't think I'm delusional and I've only got the top layer of the cake so far.

The other day is what really kinna made me go hmm this lady is hitting on me. Nick wasn't home so I came to borrow some baseball stuff and she's a really cool mom so I stayed and talked with her for awhile. While talking she starts to scratch the back of my head on the couch and said "you have really nice hair". I thought ok maybe she thinks I had nice hair, but heres where things get odd...

I went to use the bathroom to pee and while peeing she just opens the door and I get starled and she said said "honey don't worry theres nothing to worry about" and I said I'm sorry Dawn. And when I was leaving with Nick's equipment I dunno I just felt this vibe that I could do her.

Question GLP: Would you ever do a MILF or a friends mom if it was kept on the d/l?
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bump
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LMAO, a cougar!!!

Depends on whether or not you want to lose your friend.
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11/16/2010 01:38 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
pee pee
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lmao
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11/16/2010 01:39 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Dude, life is too short not to do it.

Especially if she is hot!

She will SO appreciate it.

She might even cook for you and make you an apple pie! :)
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11/16/2010 01:39 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
If you want it take it... your friend will understand and he would do the same, if he were up to it and he was attracted.

This one is a full green light, IMHO.

Last Edited by Least Servant on 11/16/2010 01:40 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
You "do" her for how long?

Once?
Twice?

A few weeks if you're lucky?

But you lose a friend forever bro.

And believe me... your friend will know.
It's his mother.
'Magically Delicious'
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11/16/2010 01:41 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
If this guy is a good friend, don't do it. If he is not, don't do it.
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11/16/2010 01:41 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Just do her and stop being a little bitch! Its just pussy! Dont be scuuuuured
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11/16/2010 01:42 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Old guy at a rest home told me all you do is spend your time thinking about the ones you let get away.
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Or let me put it this way.
How would you feel if you found out Nick was doing your mom?
'Magically Delicious'
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
I am glad I don't come from where ever you all are from. :D

This one is a no brainer... hit it, or if you really care ask your friend first.

Last Edited by Least Servant on 11/16/2010 01:43 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Or let me put it this way.
How would you feel if you found out Nick was doing your mom?
 Quoting: Lucky Charms



I would kill him.
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11/16/2010 01:44 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
You lost me at " wants my pee pee " just keep jerking off noob.
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11/16/2010 01:44 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
It will probably be the best you will ever have. She will treat you like a king.
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Or let me put it this way.
How would you feel if you found out Nick was doing your mom?



I would kill him.
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Well... then don't be a hypocrite... sex can wait so masturbate!
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You lost me at " wants my pee pee " just keep jerking off noob.
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rofl
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Or let me put it this way.
How would you feel if you found out Nick was doing your mom?



I would kill him.


Well... then don't be a hypocrite... sex can wait so masturbate!
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But, she wants me so badly.
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11/16/2010 01:46 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Go for it.

And your friend is a lame if he gets mad. That's like, high-five type of shit.
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
That's like, high-five type of shit.
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That's what I'm sayin'...
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Or let me put it this way.
How would you feel if you found out Nick was doing your mom?



I would kill him.
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Thou must never do best friends poon of origin....

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11/16/2010 01:47 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Just spank it to a picture of her like you normaly do.
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Are you and your pee pee realy up for this ?

cruise
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11/16/2010 01:48 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Be a bro and tell him that he can watch and jack off while you tap that.
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11/16/2010 01:51 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Think about it like this...

Lets say she had sex with 5 guys in her life.

Now,
Them 5 guys had sex with 25 women

25 women had sex with 125 guys

125 guys had sex with 625 women

625 women had sex with 3125 guys

If it ends there you had touched cocks with 3125 men!

Congratulations!
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11/16/2010 01:52 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Do you have a girlfriend? If so, just let your friend hit that.
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11/16/2010 01:53 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Think about it like this...

Lets say she had sex with 5 guys in her life.

Now,
Them 5 guys had sex with 25 women

25 women had sex with 125 guys

125 guys had sex with 625 women

625 women had sex with 3125 guys

If it ends there you had touched cocks with 3125 men!

Congratulations!
 Quoting: Virusfarm


lol wtf
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11/16/2010 01:54 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Watch the movie

Fatal Attraction

Or the graduate
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11/16/2010 01:57 AM
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are you black?
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Now before we get started know somethings about her: She went through a nasty divorce beause apparently her husand beat her...and always put her down, so now she always goes out to party clubs and wears the most revealing tops I've seen girls my age wear...

So my best friend lives quite a distance from me but I went to visit him the other day, and I always get the feeling that his mom wants my pee pee. Everytime that we have a conversation his mom just constantly tells me these things such as; "...well I think your hot" or things like "your one of the cutest people I know!". Usually I'm talking to Nick (my best friend) about girlfirend problems and his mom will always interupt with crap like "you don't need her your too fine". I mean I don't think I'm delusional and I've only got the top layer of the cake so far.

The other day is what really kinna made me go hmm this lady is hitting on me. Nick wasn't home so I came to borrow some baseball stuff and she's a really cool mom so I stayed and talked with her for awhile. While talking she starts to scratch the back of my head on the couch and said "you have really nice hair". I thought ok maybe she thinks I had nice hair, but heres where things get odd...

I went to use the bathroom to pee and while peeing she just opens the door and I get starled and she said said "honey don't worry theres nothing to worry about" and I said I'm sorry Dawn. And when I was leaving with Nick's equipment I dunno I just felt this vibe that I could do her.

Question GLP: Would you ever do a MILF or a friends mom if it was kept on the d/l?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916370


Well because I know how we're all one big family in reality and that gods , mother and father are our only true parents. Id find it wierd yet would consider it ok. Though I would keep it secret to not hurt my friend unless im in total love with her.
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11/16/2010 02:00 AM
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Re: Help!! So My Best Friends Mom is hitting on me.
Dude I swear you better hit that for all of us on here. This is bigger than you!! You'll regret it the rest of your life if you dont. Trust me, I know.... FML

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