Human breast milk cheese

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Once considered a delicacy by male crewmembers on ancient sailing vessels and the citizenry of poor isolated villages between 1600 and 1850 fromunda cheese is once again gaining in popularity. Researchers have accounted for this rise due to the global financial meltdown and the corresponding uptick in food prices.

Contrary to many other cheeses, fromunda cheese does not require an aging process that requires months or years before it becomes edible. In fact, under certain peak conditions fromunda cheese can be ready in a little as a week!


Other Uses

Due to its spreadability, fromunda cheese has also been discovered to make a fine lubricant for industrial equipment. Several "gamers" who are online for hours on end also claim that fromunda cheese acts as a balm for carpal tunnel syndrome.

Definitely get a good supply of milk from her and her ilk, Fairy

Heh, made me think of THIS song. You gotta check it out.

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It's funny, when I talk to people in the real world, the overwhelming response is disgust. Here on GLP, the overwhelming response seems to be fromunda cheese. Is that because the people I talk to in real life have pubic hair?

No, it's not meant for anyone other than the infant.

Human breast milk doens't have any oil in it, not enough to make a cheese. Gross!!!!

Really? I think you should check out some of the articles and links I have posted. Why gross?

You'd rather chow down on a product from another species? Or would you prefer to take your milk straight from the bovine source?

You've never had Frumunda? Frumunda Yirbalz is where the world's finest cheese originates.

Barf-ety barf barf

What to fromunda or human cheese? If human cheese, why?

I'll leave you to feast alone and in peace. Get out of the basement much?

But why? You can't just vomit on my thread without an explanation. Do you drink the milk of other species? Cows, goats, sheep, bats?

Sorry for the slow reply Immanuel, but that was kinda my point.

WTF bump for the sheer ****ing hell of it

yep,just the thing to get breast cancer from

Are you saying that breast milk = Breast cancer?

Damn, I should have sprouted at leat 3 extra tits and been well on the way to a double mansectomy (yes I know it doesn't exist) by now if that were true.

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So how's the herd coming?

Ha ha ha, the herd is coming along fine. I have some prodigous milkers and we are going into large scale production.

Only problem is, some of the staff have been stealing the milk!!!! I suspect it is being stolen at the source.

Could invent the chass-titey cup.

I bet lots of people would enjoy if they were told explicitly. Breast milk (from all animals) has a chemical in it that like acts like morphine, so the baby becomes 'addicted' to the mom.

human cheese, a sustainable alternative?

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They sure did a good job of washing your brain, its still has Tide particles in it.

So, mr. Shill, you don't believe that toxins build up in the body and are excreted through bodily fluids? Either you are incredibly naive or...

Perhaps I should have mentioned that I think your brain is overloaded with Tard particles.

I don't know why anyone would say its gross.

Would love to try both the cheese and the fresh from the tit milk. My first wife was an uptight bitch and never would let me take a taste when she was nursing, really pissed me off.

Damn her hide, man! It's every man's right to sup at the font of all that is good.

try it? it's sort of a debilitating conundrum, isn't it? part of me wants to say, "sure, why not", the other, "eww'. i guess it all comes down to, "i guess i'd have to know her". lol that would be conditionally contingent and in play in making up my mind until the very last moment.

..who doesn't like cheese? is there a non-human cheese [what a fucking weird, WEIRD term] human cheese is generally compared to?

the entire topic of milk is a complex subject. man's ancient anthropological association with cattle [the auroch, zebu, and the black] is pretty interesting; mythic, even - the various promethean legends, minoan bull cults, the minotaur and various horned gods, bullfighting, the assertions of humans having large portions of bovine dna spliced in...all that...

largely, statistically, humans are the only animal that routinely consumes the milk of another species. it's really bizarre - creepily gross, even - if you think about it. milk, in general, is pretty disgusting in nature if you think about it. milk ducts are modified sweat glands.

personally, i have a love/hate relationship with store-bought cow's milk; i know it's gross & filled with pus and antibiotics and hormones and who knows what - but it's awesome!!! with so many foods, yada yada. natural, organic, whole cow's milk is no doubt a superfood, but i could never acquire a taste for it...or just didn't get the good stuff...and cows are suh-weet!* some of the nicest peoples i've evar met.

and tasty! i eat meat and am far from a peta person, but i really, really hate the thought's of corp farm's mistreatment of animals, in general, ancient people knew how to respect the animals life and take the animal with reverence and thanks. today, we eat meat taken that is generally panicked and in extreme discomfort, to put it lightly. If we eat any store-bought animal product we are essentially AND literally eating Fear, Misery. that is by design, i think, too.

...& all that longass digression of thoughts above just brings to my conundrum over the OP's posed question: yup, i'd have to know the chick. never had a lactating woman, either. bottle-fed, too. loves me some titties! ladies?

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Has anyone actually made human milk cheese? I'm afraid to google this.

My dog and I love cheese and we would both try it.