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wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!

 
LouisWinthorpeIII
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wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
wtfsht

this can't be!

I know .. it's infowars.
[link to www.infowars.com]

but they are in overload mode.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
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LouisWinthorpeIII (OP)

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11/16/2010 01:30 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
the first paragraph.



The TSA’s invasive new screening measures include officers literally putting their hands down people’s pants if they are wearing baggy clothing in a shocking new elevation of groping procedures that have stoked a nationwide revolt against privacy-busting airport security measures.




"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
-2010
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11/16/2010 01:31 PM
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5a 5a 5a 5a
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11/16/2010 01:32 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
AWESOME. I totally have a thing for being groped all over by complete strangers... gets me all hot & bothered!
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they might come out with a handful of yogurt.
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11/16/2010 01:33 PM
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Well, that is the proper procedure for a reach around...
LouisWinthorpeIII (OP)

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well the first source was This week in tech (leo laporte) and friends.... but man, hands down the pants?

fuck that.

The terrorists are running the system.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
-2010
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11/16/2010 01:33 PM
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!
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"Bend over please, and spread your legs... this won't hurt a bit. We will just insert this flexible camera probe into your rectum for a second and have a look-see."
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11/16/2010 01:33 PM
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dang i bet alex jones is hyper excited he got linked on the main article yet again on drudge
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11/16/2010 01:34 PM
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what next they give you a hand job for an extra fee??
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THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!
 Quoting: Adgene

Either you ass is checked or you do not get to fly.
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11/16/2010 01:35 PM
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THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!
 Quoting: Argene



A year ago this was a outlandish idea but now it does not seem that far off.
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If it's a hot babe, I'm down with that.....
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They are experimenting with a visual probe that the passenger inserts in her vagina or his keister. It is all good.
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Cool!

Before 9/11 I had to get fat guys drunk to get them to do that.
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I am gonna start going to the airport on fridays instead of the bar. Guaranteed action!!!

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THE ANAL CAVITY HAS TO BE CHECKED FOR PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!

Either you ass is checked or you do not get to fly.
 Quoting: Argene

Hold out your hand, I have a sample for you... s226
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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11/16/2010 01:37 PM
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Bend over and TAKE IT PEOPLE!
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I am gonna start going to the airport on fridays instead of the bar. Guaranteed action!!!

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 992769



rockon
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They are experimenting with a visual probe that the passenger inserts in her vagina or his keister. It is all good.
 Quoting: Argene

You gonna pay for that thrill??
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Bend over and TAKE IT PEOPLE!
 Quoting: GaGal 1013803


YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT!
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
"Bend over please, and spread your legs... this won't hurt a bit. We will just insert this flexible camera probe into your rectum for a second and have a look-see."
 Quoting: in your future 1165793

You and your family can even view the image on this monitor, how cool is that?
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
Hey if you get caught doing this in the bathroom at the airport - you'll be arrested!!!!!
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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
So, if they put their hands down my pants and I grab their hand and give myself a happy ending... is that bad?
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Welcome to the united Police States of Washington DC.
"God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787
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tsa = terrorists screening americans.
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what next they give you a hand job for an extra fee??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1157230


They fucking better.
LouisWinthorpeIII (OP)

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Re: wtf?! TSA to now put hands down pants?!
Hey if you get caught doing this in the bathroom at the airport - you'll be arrested!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1166058


just like what would happen if you were to either take nude photographs of a child, or molest them.

It's fucking over.
"I don't know which was scarier...the speech...or the Congress cheering it. He evoked Lincoln. Whenever a President is going to get us into serious trouble...they always use Lincoln."
-2010
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tsa = terrorists screening americans.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 843391

TSA = Targeted Sexual Assault
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11/16/2010 01:42 PM
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AND THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR NASTY GLOVES BETWEEN PASSENGERS!

BALL SWEAT!
ARMPITS!
BUTT CRACKS!
CRUSTY CLEAVAGES!

SAME GLOVES......

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