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GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.

 
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GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
They claim their method of cavity search will be anonymous therefore "non-invasive". You will walk into a box that basically conceals everything but your holes. Your holes are then quickly probed with special devices measuring approximately 1 inch in diameter and 7 inches in length. "Cavsec" is expected to pass by end of the year, so get your flying done before then. Failure to provide the search will result in a 10-15k fine.
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
Ouch....and they dont allow any liquids so no lube!!!
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11/16/2010 03:20 PM
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
Worse yet, they'll probably get the specs wrong and you'll get probed by something 7' long and 1' wide.
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11/16/2010 03:23 PM
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
hopefully you're joking
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
I guess airlines have no interest in making money any longer.
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
hopefully you're joking
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1160635


Crazy that you're not quite sure about it though, huh?
John 8:32

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
hopefully you're joking


Crazy that you're not quite sure about it though, huh?
 Quoting: Rev-bo


Yup. If true that would definitely be a deal breaker for me. I'd be taking a train from now on.
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11/16/2010 03:28 PM
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
Worse yet, they'll probably get the specs wrong and you'll get probed by something 7' long and 1' wide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1021073



LOL! Or even 1 inch long and 7 inches wide - after all, this IS the Gub'mint we're talking about. Oh, and if they DO instigate this, I do believe that our current "Commander In Chief" should PUBLICLY be the first to try it, all in the name of "quality control" of course.
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
bsflag

No linky , you stinky..
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
hopefully you're joking


Crazy that you're not quite sure about it though, huh?


Yup. If true that would definitely be a deal breaker for me. I'd be taking a train from now on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 888780


The crotch inspection/junk cam wasn't enough?
John 8:32

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11/16/2010 03:29 PM
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
Not before the TSA provides me with dinner and a show...
Well-Paid Government Shill
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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
If they start doing cavity searches, we could actually have a lot of fun with that.

I'm gonna go register www.CrazyShitTSAFoundInMyAnus.com and get a head start.

Last Edited by Revbo™ on 11/16/2010 03:30 PM
John 8:32

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Re: GAINING MOMENTUM: TSA Pushing for Cavity Search as Standard Procedure.
Not before the TSA provides me with dinner and a show...
 Quoting: The_Returner


rofl

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