Oops I cut your neck with a miraculous power.

Unfortunately you are a SATANIST!!!
I am going to send an angel to artrest you and send you to the prison planet 70 light years from the earth.

We have special solitary cells just for SATANISTS!!!!

Can't you understand?! Everybody thinks that torturing and murdering little babies is HORRIBLY WRONG!!!

If you can't understand that then you are an evil person!

luv
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King Laurence of Israel