*** Can TSA agents do my annual PAP exam while patting me down****

TSA could make a fortune on the side!

Of course, since it is TSA, they'd have to strap you into the stirrups, and employ a ballgag.

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They are looking at your vagina on Big Screen Television. No more screening shut TSA down.

You are on to something....

Mamograms....Prostate checks....roll yer balls....hell, give a full CT Scan and look for tumors.

Maybe Obamacare, CAN work!

they don't have a medical license, but that doesn't stop the from operating xray machines.......

hmmm

Cracked up at the title before I even read the thread.

That would be very handy.

Also, remember OP, they pay for that shit down there.. so you'd be wise to bring a fistfull of extra cash with you for those flights.

Great idea... Now, just turn your head and cough!

Obama's a freekin' misunderstood humanitarian freekin' genius, I tell ya'... TSA: airport security AND healthcare.

Many stars...

I'm sorry, it was rude of me to omit you gentlemen.

I will be calling the TSA offices and asking them if they can also provide a digital rectal exams. My husband could get his anal check and I could get my down there annual check, all while heading towards a sunny vacation in Mexico.

I wonder if they can snap some dental shots while we are there. Imagine all that in one trip: pap, rectum, dental and friendly pat down from a TSA agent. I'm so there.

Any other requests for bodily exams before I call?

Thumbs up!.... wait no, that's for the guys

Manual breast exam...I don't really think mamograms are safe but I would appreciate a good check.

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i lost my virginity that way