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OK - this comes from a limey - but it comes in good faith!

ALL countries of the world have their TSA equivalents and those 'authorities' will be watching the USA with its TSA in order to see what can be "gotten away with"...


We have all been to a friend/relatives house who owns a dog...
And feisty Fido has probably sniffed your crotch...

Yeah it tickles - hey it's almost adorable - IT IS NOT HUMILIATING!

If there is any embarrassment to be had it probably lies with the sniffing dog's owner!


What the TSA is doing is avoiding FULL and THOROUGH screening by canines trained to find, even the slightest trace of explosives - all they have to do is walk the dogs up and down the queues, no stopping or interfering with travellers!

They have 'puff machines' (I've been through a few) that can do this too, without irradiating my skin/breaking my DNA or publishing almost 3D imagery of a naked me!


What do they have to lose - dogs don't need to be paid minimum wage! Hey, their bonus for a 'find' is not billions like the bankers get - they just get a couple of minutes to play with a ball on a rope!


What the TSA has to lose is financial - the 'head' of the TSA owns or has interests in the company that make the 'naked viewer machines' - this is no new concept!

What YOU can do?

I have seen many on this board say that they will not fly again = NOT ENOUGH!

You all need to send letters or e-mails to politicians, officials, AIRLINE COMPANIES and TOURIST RESORTS - telling them that you will not fly while this goes on unchallenged!

No sane person is a fan of lobbyists, BUT, you can use the system by getting THOSE WHO WILL LOSE MONEY to fight your cause once they realise THEY WILL LOSE MONEY!


Let's all get our balls sniffed by Fido not have our children felt up by Paedo!

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Mine smell like vinegar.
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Bingo...


Thread: Guess who's profiting on all those TSA scanning machines...
Russia Today points out an important detail being left out of most mainstream media reports about the new body scanning devices being rolled out in airports everywhere: former Department of Homeland Security Chief, Michael Chertoff, who has been advocating this technology on any news program that will have him is personally profiting from their implementation. As a Security Consultant and Chairman of the Chertoff Group, one of his main clients is Rapiscan, a manufacturer of these devices.
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Bingo...


Thread: Guess who's profiting on all those TSA scanning machines...
Russia Today points out an important detail being left out of most mainstream media reports about the new body scanning devices being rolled out in airports everywhere: former Department of Homeland Security Chief, Michael Chertoff, who has been advocating this technology on any news program that will have him is personally profiting from their implementation. As a Security Consultant and Chairman of the Chertoff Group, one of his main clients is Rapiscan, a manufacturer of these devices.
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Indeed - always follow the money - and punish by the same measure!
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Mine smell like vinegar.
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You want some chips with that?


lol
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Apparently even the use of 'sniffer' dogs can cause offence to...


Well guess who?!

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Apparently even the use of 'sniffer' dogs can cause offence to...


Well guess who?!

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 Quoting: Munchaab

cruise

Unfuckingbelievable....
"And though I believe in the ineffable glory of God, and though I might have experienced the undeniable reality of the Deity, and though I may know the secrets of the ages, these do not fulfill the Love in my heart. But to Change and Be and Do and dissolve both the subject of my person and the object of my God into the fluency of Empirical Providence. The Way, the Truth, and the Life."
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Look how easy it could be - who wouldn't want a little attention from this furry little lovely?


However - watch to the end - if you are wearing explosives???

You are skrewed - and this little canine friend does not care about colour, religion or sex!

PERFECT!


STOP GROPING _ SNIFF MY BALLS!


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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.
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Apparently even the use of 'sniffer' dogs can cause offence to...


Well guess who?!

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cruise

Unfuckingbelievable....
 Quoting: Rex Khristos

They will make the dogs wear a crucifix to sniff a Christian house, 'booties for Muslims, and maybe even a Turban for the Sikhs?!



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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.
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Your Government is supposed to be secular - so what is your point?
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Mine smell like vinegar.
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That's funny, cause mine smell like A1 Steak Sauce.
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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.

Your Government is supposed to be secular - so what is your point?
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You have to ask? dumbass
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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.

Your Government is supposed to be secular - so what is your point?

You have to ask? dumbass
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Well yes...

If you think your Government should intervene in anything you or anyone else finds offensive then you are the problem NOT the solution!
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OPEN QUESTION FOR THE BOARD.

If some terrorist blew up a Monday Night Football game would you support body scanners at all NFL stadiums?

Isn't it time we stopped worrying about the ONE thing that concerns us instead of worrying about the bigger picture?
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OPEN QUESTION FOR THE BOARD.

If some terrorist blew up a Monday Night Football game would you support body scanners at all NFL stadiums?

Isn't it time we stopped worrying about the ONE thing that concerns us instead of worrying about the bigger picture?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1135311

I think I'm in your corner - however...

I do not fully understand your question...
Could you elaborate - it does sound an intriguing question?!

hf
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YES America has this - canine 'technology' too!

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No need for naked cams or groping - just SNIFF MY BALLS!
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OK this is fucked up!!!

Just send in the dogs - surely!?

[link to www.flyertalk.com]
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Read this - just read it!

[link to books.google.co.uk]


Ohh - it IS about COMMERCE not SAFETY!

Look how commerce gets an OK that we can't implement that it may have financial repercussions!


SICK!
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USA: "I'm afraid there is an intangible risk of 'tourism' and that means we need to feel your gentiles"

American: "But surely there is another way of determining that I am not a risk to national secludity?"

USA: "None that have been sanction by those who will prosper from the scanners!"

American: "But surely you will not be picturing my 12 year old daughter - naked - we're from Texas?"


USA: "The man doesn't care where your from - your going in the data base - but now you've objected to the scan of your 12 year old we'll have to approach this a different way..."


American: "You don't photograph her naked?"


USA: "No, not now, we will rub our hands up and down her, inside her genitals and observe her reaction on the CCTV - that's what really gets us off!"


American: "oh and what happened to our Constitutional rights?"


USA: "ahh - you gave them up the moment you forgot that you were a human being!"



Is this the sort of transcript we will see in the near future??? i.e. tomorrow!


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I guess maybe you should all enjoy what you're getting - the Europeans will fight this away from our airports though!
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Of course those against cost cutting, reviving human dignity etc have something unkind to say about the dogs!!!


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OK - this comes from a limey - but it comes in good faith!

ALL countries of the world have their TSA equivalents and those 'authorities' will be watching the USA with its TSA in order to see what can be "gotten away with"...


We have all been to a friend/relatives house who owns a dog...
And feisty Fido has probably sniffed your crotch...

Yeah it tickles - hey it's almost adorable - IT IS NOT HUMILIATING!

If there is any embarrassment to be had it probably lies with the sniffing dog's owner!


What the TSA is doing is avoiding FULL and THOROUGH screening by canines trained to find, even the slightest trace of explosives - all they have to do is walk the dogs up and down the queues, no stopping or interfering with travellers!

They have 'puff machines' (I've been through a few) that can do this too, without irradiating my skin/breaking my DNA or publishing almost 3D imagery of a naked me!


What do they have to lose - dogs don't need to be paid minimum wage! Hey, their bonus for a 'find' is not billions like the bankers get - they just get a couple of minutes to play with a ball on a rope!


What the TSA has to lose is financial - the 'head' of the TSA owns or has interests in the company that make the 'naked viewer machines' - this is no new concept!

What YOU can do?

I have seen many on this board say that they will not fly again = NOT ENOUGH!

You all need to send letters or e-mails to politicians, officials, AIRLINE COMPANIES and TOURIST RESORTS - telling them that you will not fly while this goes on unchallenged!

No sane person is a fan of lobbyists, BUT, you can use the system by getting THOSE WHO WILL LOSE MONEY to fight your cause once they realise THEY WILL LOSE MONEY!


Let's all get our balls sniffed by Fido not have our children felt up by Paedo!
 Quoting: Munchaab

OP
I am sure you could find several of those child molester moro/ans to sniff your balls. You probably would have several fighting over the job.
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OK - this comes from a limey - but it comes in good faith!

ALL countries of the world have their TSA equivalents and those 'authorities' will be watching the USA with its TSA in order to see what can be "gotten away with"...


We have all been to a friend/relatives house who owns a dog...
And feisty Fido has probably sniffed your crotch...

Yeah it tickles - hey it's almost adorable - IT IS NOT HUMILIATING!

If there is any embarrassment to be had it probably lies with the sniffing dog's owner!


What the TSA is doing is avoiding FULL and THOROUGH screening by canines trained to find, even the slightest trace of explosives - all they have to do is walk the dogs up and down the queues, no stopping or interfering with travellers!

They have 'puff machines' (I've been through a few) that can do this too, without irradiating my skin/breaking my DNA or publishing almost 3D imagery of a naked me!


What do they have to lose - dogs don't need to be paid minimum wage! Hey, their bonus for a 'find' is not billions like the bankers get - they just get a couple of minutes to play with a ball on a rope!


What the TSA has to lose is financial - the 'head' of the TSA owns or has interests in the company that make the 'naked viewer machines' - this is no new concept!

What YOU can do?

I have seen many on this board say that they will not fly again = NOT ENOUGH!

You all need to send letters or e-mails to politicians, officials, AIRLINE COMPANIES and TOURIST RESORTS - telling them that you will not fly while this goes on unchallenged!

No sane person is a fan of lobbyists, BUT, you can use the system by getting THOSE WHO WILL LOSE MONEY to fight your cause once they realise THEY WILL LOSE MONEY!


Let's all get our balls sniffed by Fido not have our children felt up by Paedo!

OP
I am sure you could find several of those child molester moro/ans to sniff your balls. You probably would have several fighting over the job.
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My thought was to fight to have the dogs do the jobs and put the pervs where they belong - not in your daughters pants!
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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.

Your Government is supposed to be secular - so what is your point?
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It is not.
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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.

Your Government is supposed to be secular - so what is your point?

It is not.
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lol ohh but it is!

Read your constitution/Bill of rights - you'll see!
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I'm offended by Muslims but the government doesn't care.

Your Government is supposed to be secular - so what is your point?

It is not.

lol ohh but it is!

Read your constitution/Bill of rights - you'll see!
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In fact I find it difficult to believe that someone from the UK is telling someone from the US about the division of state and religion!
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