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Anonymous Coward
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didn't some female get arrested for punching a male tsa in the chest

I heard people talking about it
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That is exactly what these returning US soldiers should have told the TSA.


A friend of mine sent me this about his TSA experience. He, unlike most of us, was coming back into the country from Afghanistan on a military charter.

óóĖ

As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, I witnessed the following:

When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards.

Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. Thatís where the stupid started.

First, everyone was forced to get off the planeĖeven though the plane wasnít refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.

Itís probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons werenít loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.

The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it reinspected. Keep in mind, this cargo had been unpacked, inspected piece by piece by U.S. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb-sniffing dogs give it a one-hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to reinspect our CargoĖjust to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, reinspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever. So we lined up to go through security AGAIN.

This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols.

So weíre in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that theyíre going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You canít take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? Iíve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: Youíre not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And Iím allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you canít use it to take over the plane. You donít have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

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New T shirt to wear when TSA wants to pat you down.

I have Herpes ,go ahead touch my junk.


what gets me is the TSA employees never change gloves after running thier hands down peoples pants..
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The TSA Rates just below pondscum
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Fuck the TSA
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Not just the TSA , lets add these to the list, DHS ,IRS, CIA,ATF ,FBI,FDA ,Acorn,CONgress
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even if private contractors take over airport security .they still haveto follow tsa guidelines.=same security measures.

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That is exactly what these returning US soldiers should have told the TSA.


A friend of mine sent me this about his TSA experience. He, unlike most of us, was coming back into the country from Afghanistan on a military charter.

óóĖ

As the Chalk Leader for my flight home from Afghanistan, I witnessed the following:

When we were on our way back from Afghanistan, we flew out of Baghram Air Field. We went through customs at BAF, full body scanners (no groping), had all of our bags searched, the whole nine yards.

Our first stop was Shannon, Ireland to refuel. After that, we had to stop at Indianapolis, Indiana to drop off about 100 folks from the Indiana National Guard. Thatís where the stupid started.

First, everyone was forced to get off the planeĖeven though the plane wasnít refueling again. All 330 people got off that plane, rather than let the 100 people from the ING get off. We were filed from the plane to a holding area. No vending machines, no means of escape. Only a male/female latrine.

Itís probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons werenít loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.

The TSA personnel at the airport seriously considered making us unload all of the baggage from the SECURE cargo hold to have it reinspected. Keep in mind, this cargo had been unpacked, inspected piece by piece by U.S. Customs officials, resealed and had bomb-sniffing dogs give it a one-hour run through. After two hours of sitting in this holding area, the TSA decided not to reinspect our CargoĖjust to inspect us again: Soldiers on the way home from war, who had already been inspected, reinspected and kept in a SECURE holding area for 2 hours. Ok, whatever. So we lined up to go through security AGAIN.

This is probably another good time to remind you all that all of us were carrying actual assault rifles, and some of us were also carrying pistols.

So weíre in line, going through one at a time. One of our Soldiers had his Gerber multi-tool. TSA confiscated it. Kind of ridiculous, but it gets better. A few minutes later, a guy empties his pockets and has a pair of nail clippers. Nail clippers. TSA informs the Soldier that theyíre going to confiscate his nail clippers. The conversation went something like this:

TSA Guy: You canít take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? Iíve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: Youíre not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And Iím allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you canít use it to take over the plane. You donít have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

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didn't some female get arrested for punching a male tsa in the chest

I heard people talking about it
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A guy punched a TSA agent in the stomach in Indianapolis after he went through the machine...

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even if private contractors take over airport security .they still haveto follow tsa guidelines.=same security measures.

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I was wondering about that. But not government stoogies, right?
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TSA Guy: You canít take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? Iíve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: Youíre not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And Iím allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you canít use it to take over the plane. You donít have bullets.Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

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 Quoting: Nailer45


Guess he's never been on the recieving end of a vertical butt stroke.
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Perhaps they should look at WHICH GROUP of people are most likely to commit terrorist attacks and go in that direction? I will make it a multiple choice question.
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1) women over 65 with walkers
2) 6 yr old children carrying stuffed animals
3) 45 yr old businessmen in suits who frequently travel to New York Washington or Los Angeles on 2 and 3 day trips during the week.
4) College students with backpacks coming home on holiday breaks
5) families of 4 from the suburbs
6) Muslim Males between 18-35 travelling alone who purchase one way tickets with cash and have travelled overseas
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We need to keep the groundswell going. These uneducated idiot bastard morons take command of our lives. If someone is having a bad day they can sequester you in private where there are no security cams and gang rape you male or female, it doesn't matter. Try and prosecute that. These low IQ cretins just thrive on this type of behavior. But of course they are professionals. Professional what? ass grabbers, molesters?
I'm so glad I don't have to fly anywhere for anything. If I did I'd probably be in jail for assault and some dumb ass
TSA crotch handler would be missing a bunch of teeth...
FUCK YOU TSA YOU FUCING BUNCH OF ILLITERATE LOW IQ CHILD MOLESTERS!!!! tounge
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Perhaps they should look at WHICH GROUP of people are most likely to commit terrorist attacks and go in that direction? I will make it a multiple choice question.
.
1) women over 65 with walkers
2) 6 yr old children carrying stuffed animals
3) 45 yr old businessmen in suits who frequently travel to New York Washington or Los Angeles on 2 and 3 day trips during the week.
4) College students with backpacks coming home on holiday breaks
5) families of 4 from the suburbs
6) Muslim Males between 18-35 travelling alone who purchase one way tickets with cash and have travelled overseas
 Quoting: Nailer45


Hmmmmm...that's a tough one.
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Fuck the TSA



Not just the TSA , lets add these to the list, DHS ,IRS, CIA,ATF ,FBI,FDA ,Acorn,CONgress
 Quoting: Nailer45




+ BushCo, Clintonistas, Obuma, ButchDikeNapolitano, Soros666, Kissinger.

Time for trials, due process, and then do what come natural (with tyrants).

Got rope?

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