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FUCK....I will go to jail unless I pass this drug test, WHAT SHOULD I DO????!

 
StormRebel
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Even if you dont think pot should be illegal, you knew the law, and you chose to break the law...Stupidity
Then you knew you would be drug tested, and you CHOSE to break the law again and continue to smoke dope knowing very well, if they test you that you will go to jail...PURE STUPIDITY.

Quit being a pussy and do your time that you CHOSE to do.
Perhaps you can whine to the big negro that its not fair than you are in jail, while he is using your ass as his personal plaything.


pure stupidity is better illustrated by your ignorant post. Stay off this site if you have nothing of value to say. Check out AOL chatrooms if you want to act like a holier-than-though puke. Oh look, I have a cool name, I'm 'storm rebel" rebelling against what you fool?

Again, the funniest thing about this whole thread is you are the one with the criminal record and who is most likely going to jail...I am not.
Let me ask you this...was the silly little high worth all the trouble it has caused you?
Was that silly little "harmless" high worth the criminal record you now have?
My business for the last 11 years was in corporate recruiting. Fact: More and more employers are going to a "no drug conviction ever" policy. Whether I agree with the law or not, that doesnt change the fact that the law is there, and one little pot bust can and will keep you out of good jobs. I personally have had to turn down 100s of people for great paying jobs because they had one little pot bust on their criminal record.
Again, was that silly little high worth it?

By the way, my screen name "Storm Rebel" comes from the fact that my Undergraduate degree is in Meteorology, and its my storm chasing handle. Rebel? well simply because im a bit of a racist redneck.


Your occupation explains it all, corporate recruiting. So you are actively taking part in the destruction of our once great nation. Great environment you are creating for your offspring, but I guess you don't have the insight to figure that out eh? You seem to be the perfect corporate citizen, I bet you submit to TSA body scans because they say it keeps you safe too eh?
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I sold my business and now Im retired at 43. So putting people to work for a living was a bad thing?...lol
The weed seems to have damaged your brain, son.
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11/21/2010 03:02 PM
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Re: FUCK....I will go to jail unless I pass this drug test, WHAT SHOULD I DO????!
Again, the funniest thing about this whole thread is you are the one with the criminal record and who is most likely going to jail...I am not.
Let me ask you this...was the silly little high worth all the trouble it has caused you?
Was that silly little "harmless" high worth the criminal record you now have?
My business for the last 11 years was in corporate recruiting. Fact: More and more employers are going to a "no drug conviction ever" policy. Whether I agree with the law or not, that doesnt change the fact that the law is there, and one little pot bust can and will keep you out of good jobs. I personally have had to turn down 100s of people for great paying jobs because they had one little pot bust on their criminal record.
Again, was that silly little high worth it?

By the way, my screen name "Storm Rebel" comes from the fact that my Undergraduate degree is in Meteorology, and its my storm chasing handle. Rebel? well simply because im a bit of a racist redneck.
 Quoting: StormRebel 1170034


Being a racist redneck doesn't make you a rebel. It makes you typical. A typical piece of shit who can't see past his nose.

The typical piece of shit who was all about loss of personal freedoms under Bush but now wants them back under the illegal muslim president.

You dumb fucking piece of shit, you need to fight for what's right all the time, and not just when your political "side" tells you to.
Ignorant self righteous piece of shit.

Glad that I don't encounter useless automatons like you in my profession.
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11/21/2010 03:04 PM
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Re: FUCK....I will go to jail unless I pass this drug test, WHAT SHOULD I DO????!
gallon of water= problem solved.OH and take 2 daily vitamins 2-3hr before test
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bsflag
I know water does nothing. This is from experience
Only if the level is really really low would you be able to water down you body piss to a non-detectible level.
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Buy a really big dildo and practice.
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11/21/2010 03:05 PM
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Again, the funniest thing about this whole thread is you are the one with the criminal record and who is most likely going to jail...I am not.
Let me ask you this...was the silly little high worth all the trouble it has caused you?
Was that silly little "harmless" high worth the criminal record you now have?
My business for the last 11 years was in corporate recruiting. Fact: More and more employers are going to a "no drug conviction ever" policy. Whether I agree with the law or not, that doesnt change the fact that the law is there, and one little pot bust can and will keep you out of good jobs. I personally have had to turn down 100s of people for great paying jobs because they had one little pot bust on their criminal record.
Again, was that silly little high worth it?

By the way, my screen name "Storm Rebel" comes from the fact that my Undergraduate degree is in Meteorology, and its my storm chasing handle. Rebel? well simply because im a bit of a racist redneck.


Being a racist redneck doesn't make you a rebel. It makes you typical. A typical piece of shit who can't see past his nose.

The typical piece of shit who was all about loss of personal freedoms under Bush but now wants them back under the illegal muslim president.

You dumb fucking piece of shit, you need to fight for what's right all the time, and not just when your political "side" tells you to.
Ignorant self righteous piece of shit.

Glad that I don't encounter useless automatons like you in my profession.
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What personal freedoms did I lose under Bush?
I sure as hell cant think of any. By the way, Im not really a bush fan, I think he sucked as president. And the talking monkey in the whitehouse now sucks worse.
But again, I still cant think of any personal freedoms I have lost lately.
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Go to a smoke shop and ask for synthetic urine. $40 End of Story.
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They check the temperature in most cases now. And it needs to be exact. Heating it up with a lighter will not get you close enough unless you are very luckey
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You didnt encounter people like me in your profession, because I dont eat fast food.
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11/21/2010 03:11 PM
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You didnt encounter people like me in your profession, because I dont eat fast food.
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Ha ha, you wish asshole.

I'm a musician and I just came off of tour with one of the biggest artists in the industry. Made a shit ton of money and smoked a ton of weed too.

And the reason that you can't think of any personal freedoms lost is because you can't think...... You fucking monkey!
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11/21/2010 03:13 PM
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Again, the funniest thing about this whole thread is you are the one with the criminal record and who is most likely going to jail...I am not.
Let me ask you this...was the silly little high worth all the trouble it has caused you?
Was that silly little "harmless" high worth the criminal record you now have?
My business for the last 11 years was in corporate recruiting. Fact: More and more employers are going to a "no drug conviction ever" policy. Whether I agree with the law or not, that doesnt change the fact that the law is there, and one little pot bust can and will keep you out of good jobs. I personally have had to turn down 100s of people for great paying jobs because they had one little pot bust on their criminal record.
Again, was that silly little high worth it?

By the way, my screen name "Storm Rebel" comes from the fact that my Undergraduate degree is in Meteorology, and its my storm chasing handle. Rebel? well simply because im a bit of a racist redneck.


Being a racist redneck doesn't make you a rebel. It makes you typical. A typical piece of shit who can't see past his nose.

The typical piece of shit who was all about loss of personal freedoms under Bush but now wants them back under the illegal muslim president.

You dumb fucking piece of shit, you need to fight for what's right all the time, and not just when your political "side" tells you to.
Ignorant self righteous piece of shit.

Glad that I don't encounter useless automatons like you in my profession.

What personal freedoms did I lose under Bush?
I sure as hell cant think of any. By the way, Im not really a bush fan, I think he sucked as president. And the talking monkey in the whitehouse now sucks worse.
But again, I still cant think of any personal freedoms I have lost lately.
 Quoting: StormRebel 1170034


Are you kidding, you don't know what freedoms you lost? How about the Patriot Act for starters? Man, I give up, you are too far gone. The perfect corporate citizen. What a rebel you are!
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11/21/2010 03:14 PM
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yes please stay out of jail useless eaters like you cost productive members of society lots of taxes.


whatever

Thanks but I do not participate in the useless eaters category... I was illegally raided and It's a FUCKING PLANT!!!! By the way the State stole from me...not me from the State. I am a unique snowflake hense, PRICELESS tounge
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If it was a plant, why would you have drugs in your system?
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11/21/2010 03:17 PM
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Re: FUCK....I will go to jail unless I pass this drug test, WHAT SHOULD I DO????!
Even if you dont think pot should be illegal, you knew the law, and you chose to break the law...Stupidity
Then you knew you would be drug tested, and you CHOSE to break the law again and continue to smoke dope knowing very well, if they test you that you will go to jail...PURE STUPIDITY.

Quit being a pussy and do your time that you CHOSE to do.
Perhaps you can whine to the big negro that its not fair than you are in jail, while he is using your ass as his personal plaything.


pure stupidity is better illustrated by your ignorant post. Stay off this site if you have nothing of value to say. Check out AOL chatrooms if you want to act like a holier-than-though puke. Oh look, I have a cool name, I'm 'storm rebel" rebelling against what you fool?

Again, the funniest thing about this whole thread is you are the one with the criminal record and who is most likely going to jail...I am not.
Let me ask you this...was the silly little high worth all the trouble it has caused you?
Was that silly little "harmless" high worth the criminal record you now have?
My business for the last 11 years was in corporate recruiting. Fact: More and more employers are going to a "no drug conviction ever" policy. Whether I agree with the law or not, that doesnt change the fact that the law is there, and one little pot bust can and will keep you out of good jobs. I personally have had to turn down 100s of people for great paying jobs because they had one little pot bust on their criminal record.
Again, was that silly little high worth it?

By the way, my screen name "Storm Rebel" comes from the fact that my Undergraduate degree is in Meteorology, and its my storm chasing handle. Rebel? well simply because im a bit of a racist redneck.


Your occupation explains it all, corporate recruiting. So you are actively taking part in the destruction of our once great nation. Great environment you are creating for your offspring, but I guess you don't have the insight to figure that out eh? You seem to be the perfect corporate citizen, I bet you submit to TSA body scans because they say it keeps you safe too eh?

I sold my business and now Im retired at 43. So putting people to work for a living was a bad thing?...lol
The weed seems to have damaged your brain, son.
 Quoting: StormRebel 1170034


You've never ever tried anything that could be considered questionable eh? What a sham of a life you've lived, it's kinda tragic if you really think about it. Try living life for once, then you'll know what we are talking about. Even if you follow all the rules, they will take your wealth. Open your eyes and look what is going on in the world in which you live. Ok, I'm done harping on you, but it's quite sad that you've contributed to the corporate take-over without knowing the consequences...History will tell the tale of those of us with the balls to stand up and fight....You pee sitting down don't ya? LOL
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try hot peppers. dunno if it will work or not on plant substance but it does work to help remove alcohol.

on a side note. deadly night shade, poison ivy and oak, and the red berries on yews are all plants too.
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Lol...so Im missing out in life because I have never used an illegal drug?..thats one of the funniest things Ive ever seen posted.
I enjoy life, so I dont need to hide from it by being under the influence of anything like that. You want a legal high, son? Try the adrenaline you get from storm chasing.
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11/21/2010 03:26 PM
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Move to Canada.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP?
YOU CAN SMOKE CRACK, SNORT COKE, SHOOT HEROIN, EAT X & POP PILLS - AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH A PISS TEST!

BUT GOD FORBID YOU SMOKE A NATURAL PLANT THAT HAS PROVEN HEALTH BENEFITS.
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11/21/2010 03:37 PM
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Move to Canada.
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i wish! hf
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP?
YOU CAN SMOKE CRACK, SNORT COKE, SHOOT HEROIN, EAT X & POP PILLS - AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH A PISS TEST!

BUT GOD FORBID YOU SMOKE A NATURAL PLANT THAT HAS PROVEN HEALTH BENEFITS.
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Exactly, something isn't right with that picture. The proven benefits go against corporate interests, which is why it's still illegal.

bump
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Lol...so Im missing out in life because I have never used an illegal drug?..thats one of the funniest things Ive ever seen posted.
I enjoy life, so I dont need to hide from it by being under the influence of anything like that. You want a legal high, son? Try the adrenaline you get from storm chasing.
 Quoting: StormRebel 1170034


It's more than just experimenting with "illegal" drugs I am talking about. Don't you see how corporations are taking over and trashing this planet? They have no faces and answer to noone. Please address some of the other points I've brought up. What do you think about S510, which bans people from growing their own vegetable gardens, are you in lock-step with that too, or will you finally rebel?
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Go to a smoke shop and ask for synthetic urine. $40 End of Story.



They check the temperature in most cases now. And it needs to be exact. Heating it up with a lighter will not get you close enough unless you are very luckey
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I've smuggled synthetic Quick Fix urine in my pants for over an hour and kept it the right temperature. I'm female and I've succesfully used it twice.
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Go to a smoke shop and ask for synthetic urine. $40 End of Story.



They check the temperature in most cases now. And it needs to be exact. Heating it up with a lighter will not get you close enough unless you are very luckey



I've smuggled synthetic Quick Fix urine in my pants for over an hour and kept it the right temperature. I'm female and I've succesfully used it twice.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1153952



By the way..if you do this do not use the second lid included in the box that you can flip and use as a squeeze bottle. Keep the screw cap on. It WILL leak if you sit on it. I almost fucked my first test up that way. Do test runs....microwave it and sit on it and see how long you can keep it warm several times. As long as you keep it right up on your crotch it will stay 98 degrees.
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Lol...so Im missing out in life because I have never used an illegal drug?..thats one of the funniest things Ive ever seen posted.
I enjoy life, so I dont need to hide from it by being under the influence of anything like that. You want a legal high, son? Try the adrenaline you get from storm chasing.
 Quoting: StormRebel 1170034




hermmmm maybe you should not be touting the Rebel label if you can't even rebel it up enough to smoke a joint!!! LMAO
Loosen your tight grip on Illusion...and Expand your mind!

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MMS will oxidise the THC in your bloodstream and cells. MMS on day 1 and Drink plenty of water and vits the next day to flush out. Repeat 2 day cycle. Don't use MMS and vits on same day. MMS will just get wasted oxidizing the vits. MMS miracle mineral solution.
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Lol...so Im missing out in life because I have never used an illegal drug?..thats one of the funniest things Ive ever seen posted.
I enjoy life, so I dont need to hide from it by being under the influence of anything like that. You want a legal high, son? Try the adrenaline you get from storm chasing.


It's more than just experimenting with "illegal" drugs I am talking about. Don't you see how corporations are taking over and trashing this planet? They have no faces and answer to noone. Please address some of the other points I've brought up. What do you think about S510, which bans people from growing their own vegetable gardens, are you in lock-step with that too, or will you finally rebel?
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Two things about S510. Like most things on this message board, paranoia and delusions rule over common sense. You probably havent even read s510. But it doesnt ban people from growing their own food. What it does is make smaller farms keep better records on food that the sell to the public. If you dont sell your food to the public, that bill has NOTHING to do with you.
Second...its just a bill, just because a bill exists doesnt mean it has a chance in hell of passing.

As far as corporations..absolutely I love corporations. Corporations are owned by the american people, the shareholders. And like most americans in this country, I invest in corporations myself. So of course I want them to do well. In fact, I wouldnt be retired at 43 and myself and my family wouldnt have such a great life if it wasnt for corporations. Call me a corporate shill if you like....Corporate shill pays really well...lol
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Don't drop the soap

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Drink lots of Tabasco sauce.. shroom
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this is no time to be going to jail, and I will be there if I don't clear my system of a plant within 2 days... any suggestions Fellow Seekers?


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Stop doing drugs...dumbass.
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MMS will oxidise the THC in your bloodstream and cells. MMS on day 1 and Drink plenty of water and vits the next day to flush out. Repeat 2 day cycle. Don't use MMS and vits on same day. MMS will just get wasted oxidizing the vits. MMS miracle mineral solution.
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really? I have MMS!!!!
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i have a great way to fix this..... Stop doing drugs dumbass!
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I once passed a piss test by taking a couple shots of apple cider vinegar.

I smoked 2 days before the test.

It is the worst taste ever and makes you wanna puke. I can't guarantee it'll work...i'm just sayin it did for me.

Take 2-3 shots tomorrow and the day of the test if you can force it down.
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Hey dumb ASS how about if you have to see your probation officer and get drug tested don't do drugs. It is the best way. I use this method and have never had a hot pee test. Give it a shot or you can go to jail and try to score drugs. I am sure there are somenicebig guys that will think you arecuteand can work out a payment plan for them.

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