please do not listen to any of the terrible advice given here--some of it can kill you (drink too much water) and the rest will just cause you to fail your test and go to jail

you have 2 good options:

1. prosthetic penis with a warmed bag of clean urine --they sell a product called the whizzinator --google for an easy link--easy to use--just strap it on and then when you take the urine test, whip it out and there is a clip to make it open and pee--great if your probation officer looks at your penis while you pee (most of them do)

if you don't have the time or money for this one, use this..

2. knox gelatin--sold in the grocery store where the jelly making or canning stuff is sold. Or check by the jello for unflavored. It is like jello gelatin but just plain. It is a rather gross item to use for this purpose but it does actually work. I have used this myself and have helped many more use it for US probation dept tests.

You put a package of knox unflavored gelatin in a glass with about 6-8 oz of water and stir and mix it. It will turn into a mucus-like substance--yep, thick snot. You must drink it all up and rinse the cup for all the left overs. Then you must drink several large glasses of water. You must empty your bladder at least once before you go take the test.

I think it works like this: the gelatin travels to your kidneys where it coats them and prevents them from doing their job (filtering out toxins from your blood). When you pee the 1st time, you will clear out the "dirty" urine and then the gelatin will block the THC by products from entering your bladder. The new urine will just be basically water.

They sell this stuff in the head shops for $50-100 per treatment and it will only cost you a few dollars for a bunch of packs at the grocery store.

Oh, yeah---take a B vitamin too. I think all it does is make the urine look yellow---so it won't seem too diluted.

FYI, if you try to do the dilution thing (drink a lot of water)--you will automatically fail the test. Being too diluted is obvious.


Best of luck!! And you are right---it is just a plant. Next, it will be tomatoes!