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I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(

 
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ac 1171667

re: "#19", yes that is something that people don't grok yet,
and plays a big role in conception as well, a part of the
conceptual process about which the turkey baster crowd is clueless.

my husband, like almost all baby boys born in the US in the 1950's,
is cut. our son is not. no complaints from him, and he's always got
lots of female attention.

we have found that fresh aloe gel, right from the plant
(just break off a piece and peel the gel out) really enhances
the 'electrical conductivity' factor for both of us. just make
sure that you are using a plant which hasn't been drenched
in pesticides, etc. (grow your own, if buying a new one, repot
and hold for a few months before using). Aloe gel also makes
a good spermicide when used with a diaphragm, we field tested
it successfully for 22 years !

circumcision sucks. what if we just cut off one of a baby boy's
eyelids shortly after birth ? since the structures are similar.
that wouldn't hurt or have any lifelong consequences, right ?

the foreskin is the eyelid of the phallus. a cut phallis is called
a penis. words matter.
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11/22/2010 12:39 PM
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Re: I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(
Have you ever seen a porn w/ an uncircumsized dick in it? No.

Because it doesn't look like a dick- it looks like Discovery Channel.

Good luck w/ that fright-wig dick. Try not to scare 'em.
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Haha or National Geographic, lol
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11/22/2010 12:46 PM
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I've been with both types, cut and uncut and honestly as a woman, I can't tell the difference from the receiving end.
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Re: I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(
Zecharia Sitchin fans may have a different opinion. According to Sitchin, the first human was created by combining the DNA of a male Anunnaki with the DNA of a female ape-like humanoid. When Adam was born, the Anunnaki examined him closely. The newborn's penis was of great interest:

"They looked at his manhood: Odd was its shape, by a skin was its forepart surrounded. Unlike that of the Anunnaki malehood it was, a skin from its forepart was hanging! Let the Earthling from us Anunnaki by this foreskin be distinguished! So Enki was saying. The newborn to cry was beginning; to her chest Ninmah closely drew him" (The Lost Book of Enki, p. 139).

Was the human foreskin a defect in the Anunnaki/human hybrid caused by an imperfect manipulation of DNA? Could it be that circumcision was Mankind's effort to be more like their creators? Was circumcision a bond between Man and his Anunnaki Gods?

Just asking.
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11/22/2010 01:41 PM
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You will never reach the heights of pleasure that unmutilated, real men experience on a daily basis.

Violent, religious extremist, young girl loving, hateful, child mutilating.....you Americans should be best friends with your new Muslim masters. So much in common hehe.
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You are a fucking idiot.
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Feel so sorry for my fellow countrymen. My current girl was reluctant to try me out as I wasn't mutilated as a child. But now she's tried out a real dick....she can't get enough. I feel kinda bad for all those out there who were damaged at kids.
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Shut the fuck up dumb-ass...we know she was bored as hell and faked everything.
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my foreskin rules. not bragging but women always complimented my penis and i have never had trouble satisfying a woman before myself. whether this has anything to do with my foreskin or just my own sexual awareness i do not know. But i think all these ideas, insults and stereotypes is all your own shit. dick and balls smell when they are not clean foreskin or not...same as your ass and armpits. the ability to last long during sex is so much of a mental thing more than anything. women preferring or not preferring a guy because of how his dick looks? get real.

also, i didnt get my son circumcised and the doctor who was a white woman thanked me and said that circumcision is not necessary and just a tradition that often just gets passed on for no other reason than "like father, like son"
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That being said, a cut dick looks better, uncut are ugly.
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no fag at all...ive had a lot of infection controll and micro bacteria classes to know



I've played a ton of flight simulator games, but that doesn't mean I can just jump in a plane and fly it. Bottom line is, unless you are uncut, or were circumcised late enough in life to remember, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
 Quoting: Debaser

You can say the opposite also dumb-ass...unless you are cut you do not know what you are talking about...dumb fuck.
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Re: I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(
ac 1171667

re: "#19", yes that is something that people don't grok yet,
and plays a big role in conception as well, a part of the
conceptual process about which the turkey baster crowd is clueless.

my husband, like almost all baby boys born in the US in the 1950's,
is cut. our son is not. no complaints from him, and he's always got
lots of female attention.

we have found that fresh aloe gel, right from the plant
(just break off a piece and peel the gel out) really enhances
the 'electrical conductivity' factor for both of us. just make
sure that you are using a plant which hasn't been drenched
in pesticides, etc. (grow your own, if buying a new one, repot
and hold for a few months before using). Aloe gel also makes
a good spermicide when used with a diaphragm, we field tested
it successfully for 22 years !

circumcision sucks. what if we just cut off one of a baby boy's
eyelids shortly after birth ? since the structures are similar.
that wouldn't hurt or have any lifelong consequences, right ?

the foreskin is the eyelid of the phallus. a cut phallis is called
a penis. words matter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171812

Have you any piercing dumb-shit...if so why?
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I've been with both types, cut and uncut and honestly as a woman, I can't tell the difference from the receiving end.
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Enough said
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Re: I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(
Zecharia Sitchin fans may have a different opinion. According to Sitchin, the first human was created by combining the DNA of a male Anunnaki with the DNA of a female ape-like humanoid. When Adam was born, the Anunnaki examined him closely. The newborn's penis was of great interest:

"They looked at his manhood: Odd was its shape, by a skin was its forepart surrounded. Unlike that of the Anunnaki malehood it was, a skin from its forepart was hanging! Let the Earthling from us Anunnaki by this foreskin be distinguished! So Enki was saying. The newborn to cry was beginning; to her chest Ninmah closely drew him" (The Lost Book of Enki, p. 139).

Was the human foreskin a defect in the Anunnaki/human hybrid caused by an imperfect manipulation of DNA? Could it be that circumcision was Mankind's effort to be more like their creators? Was circumcision a bond between Man and his Anunnaki Gods?

Just asking.
 Quoting: The Professor 660063


Have heard that from other sources too.

I don't think it was so much man's effort to be more like their creators,
as the creator's effort to 'brand' the 'chosen ones' of their genetic
experimenting. If what they were after was a self-perpetuating branding,
continued as tradition, they certainly succeeded. Read a comment elsewhere
from a guy saying his son would be circumcised as practiced in his tribal line
clear back to the Old Testament. Also read recently that tradition states that
the Prophet Mohammed was born 'without a foreskin'. Very interesting !
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AC 634235 :

No aloe for you !
Oh well, you'll never know what you're missing. . .

Why are you so dismissive when people put out honest posts ?
Is that what gets you off ? Must suck to be you.
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Re: I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(
Females NEVER SEEM TO MIND and those with no experience with an uncircumcised man are a challenge - Men can use this to MANIPULATE her curiosity and ATTRACTION - thus making ur hooded friend more appealing and her curiosity more intense. I love it when a woman thinks im not a clean male and i have to whip it out near her face to prove it - ITS A GREAT PROBLEM TO HAVE - and when shes already seen it done it u can get validation that having it uncircumcised is better - either way FOOLS who dont know how to use words ALWAYS make their feelings HOLD THE NEGATIVITY their own INSECURE EMOTIONS. banana2
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Zecharia Sitchin fans may have a different opinion. According to Sitchin, the first human was created by combining the DNA of a male Anunnaki with the DNA of a female ape-like humanoid. When Adam was born, the Anunnaki examined him closely. The newborn's penis was of great interest:

"They looked at his manhood: Odd was its shape, by a skin was its forepart surrounded. Unlike that of the Anunnaki malehood it was, a skin from its forepart was hanging! Let the Earthling from us Anunnaki by this foreskin be distinguished! So Enki was saying. The newborn to cry was beginning; to her chest Ninmah closely drew him" (The Lost Book of Enki, p. 139).

Was the human foreskin a defect in the Anunnaki/human hybrid caused by an imperfect manipulation of DNA? Could it be that circumcision was Mankind's effort to be more like their creators? Was circumcision a bond between Man and his Anunnaki Gods?

Just asking.


Have heard that from other sources too.

I don't think it was so much man's effort to be more like their creators,
as the creator's effort to 'brand' the 'chosen ones' of their genetic
experimenting. If what they were after was a self-perpetuating branding,
continued as tradition, they certainly succeeded. Read a comment elsewhere
from a guy saying his son would be circumcised as practiced in his tribal line
clear back to the Old Testament. Also read recently that tradition states that
the Prophet Mohammed was born 'without a foreskin'. Very interesting !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171812


Interesting indeed. Thanks for the info.
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11/22/2010 05:16 PM
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Amusing to watch those that have been cut try to defend themselves by saying we are dirty or don't do porn it only goes to show your desperation to be accepted.I for one have been so great-full for not having been cut.Not clean trust me like most of you most of my life has been dedicated to keeping my buddy happy staying clean is part of that.the cheese thing came from back when people didn't bath for a month.As for the porn well I can tell you when a guy is fully erect you cannot tell if he is cut or not unless you are playing with it.I have never been rejected for being a full man in fact like one poster said if anything it raises a woman's curiosity so we feel obligated to show them.
As for lasting longer there perhaps may be a case there but I have always had the ladies I bedded come back for more so I could not have been that bad.One more thing many years ago I found myself Horny in a strange city so I hired a hooker to give me a BJ I paid in advance and it was awkward because it lacked the intimacy I was accustomed to.We managed to get the job done and I was expecting some snide remark about wasting her time instead she looked at me and told me I had an awesome dick and left.I would think she would know so after that I never worried too much.But yes like OP I do have sympathy for those of you who will never get the chance to know the true reason god gave us a foreskin.One can only wonder how quickly ones ability to taste would disappear if they were to walk around with their tongues stuck out all day. you would know there was something there but never quite be able to appreciate the delicate textures.
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Amusing to watch those that have been cut try to defend themselves by saying we are dirty or don't do porn it only goes to show your desperation to be accepted.I for one have been so great-full for not having been cut.Not clean trust me like most of you most of my life has been dedicated to keeping my buddy happy staying clean is part of that.the cheese thing came from back when people didn't bath for a month.As for the porn well I can tell you when a guy is fully erect you cannot tell if he is cut or not unless you are playing with it.I have never been rejected for being a full man in fact like one poster said if anything it raises a woman's curiosity so we feel obligated to show them.
As for lasting longer there perhaps may be a case there but I have always had the ladies I bedded come back for more so I could not have been that bad.One more thing many years ago I found myself Horny in a strange city so I hired a hooker to give me a BJ I paid in advance and it was awkward because it lacked the intimacy I was accustomed to.We managed to get the job done and I was expecting some snide remark about wasting her time instead she looked at me and told me I had an awesome dick and left.I would think she would know so after that I never worried too much.But yes like OP I do have sympathy for those of you who will never get the chance to know the true reason god gave us a foreskin.One can only wonder how quickly ones ability to taste would disappear if they were to walk around with their tongues stuck out all day. you would know there was something there but never quite be able to appreciate the delicate textures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1143670

Nice, thanks for the input.Very interesting..

Hey, since you're in Canada and everything, would you mind participating in my experiment? Jokeeeee!!! 1rof1
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I've never been with a man who was not circumsized. They say the pleasure you receive is greater when a man is not cut, so naturally I am curious. Does seem unhygienic though.


Actually it's the other way around. Dog dicks are more sensitive. IOW their minute men!

It's supposed to be feel better for a woman too, but I'm not qualified to speak. Great, now I have to hunt down an uncut guy, just so I can run an experiment. Just kidding.. lol



I highly doubt that lookin at it scientifically and heres why - While the vaginal walls and clitorus may have much nerve endings it would not tell a difference I wouldnt think...unless of course there is a means at work that we dont know yet like the transfer of some kind of energy from the penis to vagina and back. (I do wonder this as I get something from sex I cant get from even the best and longest masterbation) But for a woman I would actually think circumcised would be better cause stop and think about.........with skin peeled off the veins will stick out more and closer to the surface hence you will feel it more. Why do you think they make condoms "ribbed"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1171667

Hmmm, good point. Still, it's hard to say for sure until you've experienced both, and I haven't. I'm almost annoyed at this point!
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Hehe so many American men have cut up penis.
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This thread just proves that Freud was right.
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I've been with both types, cut and uncut and honestly as a woman, I can't tell the difference from the receiving end.
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LOL it is too true. Cut is not a real man. :D
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lolz
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i never get laid anyway, im on here all day, so.. irrelevant
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Most of us didnt have a choice it occurred shortly after birth. yes i would like to have been consulted first..
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Yeah it is not natural...I regret having my son circumcised. The docs almost cut the head of his penis completely off, they had to stitch it back on. It is fine now but what a horrific thing to put a newborn baby through! One of his first experiences in the world. :(
I would never do that again.
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Yeah it is not natural...I regret having my son circumcised. The docs almost cut the head of his penis completely off, they had to stitch it back on. It is fine now but what a horrific thing to put a newborn baby through! One of his first experiences in the world. :(
I would never do that again.
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gasp

poor little bubby
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I've never been with a man who was not circumsized. They say the pleasure you receive is greater when a man is not cut, so naturally I am curious. Does seem unhygienic though.
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Well, it's unhygenic if the man doesn't clean it and gross, but if the man takes care of it, it's wonderful.. My ex was cut and my current bf is not. I can definitely say that uncut is the way to go for ultimate pleasure!
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But it is very true. Americans are always so angry because they know in their hearts that they have been mutilated and will never be real men.
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Mankind done it for a good reason over generations. It is cut to be clean during adulthood. everyones differant... Pleasure wise. I perpher to be clean and it still works:)
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Re: I feel very sorry for circumsized men :(
why does everyone jump on these gross threads about mens penis and such forth...
we all know about these things this is playground schoolboy toilet stuff..you are all a bunch of saddo sickos my son who is 18 has more intelligence than you

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