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Airport body scanners search for alien probes

 
Mrs. Smith
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11/24/2010 03:13 PM
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Airport body scanners search for alien probes
Okey Dokey! This twist on the airport scanners is MADE for GLP!


New security scanners at airports are not checking for terrorists - they're looking for alien mind-control victims

By Dick Kennedy, Alien Terror Correspondent

Airport body scanner screenshotNew body scanners installed in US airports have nothing to do with fighting the War on Terror. They are designed to reveal implanted alien probes. And if they find one, it's bad news for you.

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"These poor souls have become little more than alien terrorist zombies," he says. To the casual observer, the victims may continue to live normal lives. "They may play computer games, text their friends, watch Fox News and even give all the outward signs of being normal, red-blooded American patriots," says Carpenter. "But the blood that flows through their veins owes its allegiance to reptilian masters."

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11/24/2010 03:17 PM

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Re: Airport body scanners search for alien probes
That was about the dumbest theory I've ever heard, but you're right. Somewhere, on the board, is a moran this was written for.
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I had to go through a TSA Pat Down today at George Bush International Airport and it was the same pat down I have been goin' through for the Twenty Years when I travel in my wheelchair ... Able bodied are now going through the same thing.
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Re: Airport body scanners search for alien probes
That was about the dumbest theory I've ever heard, but you're right. Somewhere, on the board, is a moran this was written for.
 Quoting: Rev-bo


tounge I know! I laughed so hard when I read it - just HAD to post it!
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11/24/2010 03:19 PM
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Re: Airport body scanners search for alien probes
More like they are looking for leaked alien technology to be used to free us from slavery
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Re: Airport body scanners search for alien probes
I had to go through a TSA Pat Down today at George Bush International Airport and it was the same pat down I have been goin' through for the Twenty Years when I travel in my wheelchair ... Able bodied are now going through the same thing.
 Quoting: Nikki_LaVey



Nikki - read the story - you'll laugh your ass off!
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