The conversation recorded on the card comes from a church of subgenius sarcastic rant, supposedly spoken by the anti-christ.

[link to www.subgenius.com]

"I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..."

(Tape runs out.)"

The church of the subgenius, is part of the illuminati system, it is the joker/fool card in the tarot deck, it is part of how they run the world. They use sarcastic humor to attract many bright people to their cause. You could consider it a honey trap.

The Illuminati card game also has a card with the smoking Bob! God head on it, called Comet Hail Bob.

It can be found on this site, with its own version of what the card game means.

[link to SUCK_IT_BITCH]

OP, I like your take on things. Makes sense to me. Thanks for posting this.