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I just bought an Obama Chia pet. Ask me a question.

 
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I just bought an Obama Chia pet. Ask me a question.
Best $15.00 I've ever spent!
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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You need fertilizer, so piss on its head everyday.
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I saw those on a TV commercial.

Terrible.
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Was it born in the U.S.?
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Was it born in the U.S.?
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rofl
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Re: I just bought an Obama Chia pet. Ask me a question.
Chia seed is actually a very high quality food.

The Magic of Chia Seed - an excellent source of EFAs and other nutrients.
[link to www.living-foods.com]
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Was it born in the U.S.?
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It's in the trunk, hang on I'll get it out and check...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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lmao
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Was it born in the U.S.?
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San Fagsisco...so he gay too apparently...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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How does Chia get obammy's ego to grow?
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Best $15.00 I've ever spent!
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obammy with a green sprout afro...LOL
Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
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Chia seed is actually a very high quality food.

The Magic of Chia Seed - an excellent source of EFAs and other nutrients.
[link to www.living-foods.com]
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I will never open it...This goes in the museum...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Was it born in the U.S.?


San Fagsisco...so he gay too apparently...
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Hahaha which face did you buy? I got the smile and look of determination.

I only have opened the smile one, figure the other will be funny in a couple years.
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Is there a black muslim chia avail maybe with a missle launcher attatched with a complementary crack pipe and basket ball., he would like that one better...
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Best $15.00 I've ever spent!

obammy with a green sprout afro...LOL
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I think I made some people nervous laughing to myself standing in line at the Rite-aid...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
He Might Be Right?

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Re: I just bought an Obama Chia pet. Ask me a question.
Chia seed is actually a very high quality food.

The Magic of Chia Seed - an excellent source of EFAs and other nutrients.
[link to www.living-foods.com]


I will never open it...This goes in the museum...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

the question now becomes which section of the museum, horticultural or pottery! rockon
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Was it born in the U.S.?


San Fagsisco...so he gay too apparently...


Hahaha which face did you buy? I got the smile and look of determination.

I only have opened the smile one, figure the other will be funny in a couple years.
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There's more than one! Crap...I got the smile and squinty eyes..."Special Edition" whatever the hell that means...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: I just bought an Obama Chia pet. Ask me a question.
Chia seed is actually a very high quality food.

The Magic of Chia Seed - an excellent source of EFAs and other nutrients.
[link to www.living-foods.com]


I will never open it...This goes in the museum...

the question now becomes which section of the museum, horticultural or pottery! rockon
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Hilarity/Parody/Satire
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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You need fertilizer, so piss on its head everyday.
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Is there a black muslim chia avail maybe with a missle launcher attatched with a complementary crack pipe and basket ball., he would like that one better...
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That would be awesome...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Re: I just bought an Obama Chia pet. Ask me a question.
Chia seed is actually a very high quality food.

The Magic of Chia Seed - an excellent source of EFAs and other nutrients.
[link to www.living-foods.com]
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ARE YOU GOING TO EAT OBAMA'S EARS?
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San Fagsisco...so he gay too apparently...


Hahaha which face did you buy? I got the smile and look of determination.

I only have opened the smile one, figure the other will be funny in a couple years.
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Oh, it does say "Determined" at the bottom...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Could you drop in out of a second story window onto the driveway for us and tell us how high it bounces?
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he looks like Nero at the start!!!...yes it was tempting to insert the "g"
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Does it play golf?
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Could you drop in out of a second story window onto the driveway for us and tell us how high it bounces?
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No, this is a keeper...A black president Chia that grows an Afro? Fuck that's god damned gold!!! I would have paid extra for him to smile and show some gold teeth...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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Does it play golf?
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Don't think so, but it did rob a liquor store...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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That's a survival item right there. Chia = food.

I have the Jerry Garcia chia.
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When the shit hits the fan and the end is quite nigh,
will you cry out to heaven? Will you lay down and die?

Not me, my dear ones. This is my sacred life. To no one or no thing I'll surrender.

For how does one know where when dead he will go, or if sweet mother Earth she'll remember?
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After a month it will turn fuzzy gray and start to smell real bad.
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Chia seed is actually a very high quality food.

The Magic of Chia Seed - an excellent source of EFAs and other nutrients.
[link to www.living-foods.com]


ARE YOU GOING TO EAT OBAMA'S EARS?
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Um, no.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

:Brieffromnativea:
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After a month it will turn fuzzy gray and start to smell real bad.
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well, I already expected him to smell bad...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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