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CHRISTMAS HELP

 
Kaige
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CHRISTMAS HELP
Ok, I'll leave out all the details I included last time, as they some how pissed off the mods and got my post deleted.

The facts:
- Don't see my father often
- Fathers girlfriend hates me
- Girlfriend doesn't allow father to spend much money on me
- Father wants to know what to buy me for Christmas, and I have no idea what to tell him
- Needs to be between $50-$100 dollars

Anyone have any ideas as to what I can tell my dad? I really have no idea!

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11/27/2010 05:18 AM
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You should be happy with what you get and not put a price on it.

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11/27/2010 05:21 AM
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Do the following:

1) Get $50-$100 cash
2) Purchase [link to crabrevenge.com]
3) Sprinkle on Girlfriend's bed and/or clothes
4) Enjoy!
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You should be happy with what you get and not put a price on it.
 Quoting: Coolhandluke74


Honestly coolhand, you're an ass.
I'm asking for help in asking for something that would make my father happy. Not me, get it?!?! He's in an uncomfortable position with his girlfriend, and I don't know what to do. He asked what I want, I don't know what to tell him. He doesn't want to pay less than $50, and I know he can't do more than $100 or his girlfriend would have his hide. What I was trying to ask was what can I tell him? I want to make him happy without getting him in trouble with his skank girlfriend.

If you purely misunderstood what I was asking, then I apologize for calling you an ass. If you didn't, then you're still an ass.
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Do the following:

1) Get $50-$100 cash
2) Purchase [link to crabrevenge.com]
3) Sprinkle on Girlfriend's bed and/or clothes
4) Enjoy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175989



AC, I think I may love you
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You should be happy with what you get and not put a price on it.
 Quoting: Coolhandluke74


This!!!! Have dinner with you dad somewhere before, and enjoy the evening with him. Try to make peace with his girlfriend, maybe that will be your christmas merical
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11/27/2010 05:31 AM
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You should be happy with what you get and not put a price on it.


This!!!! Have dinner with you dad somewhere before, and enjoy the evening with him. Try to make peace with his girlfriend, maybe that will be your christmas merical
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1064293


It's not about making peace, I've been nothing but loving towards her (regardless of the pain it causes me). She hates the time that my father tries to spend with me, and everytime he sees me she snarks about it. Nothing to do with me, but I can't fix her. I try to see my father as much as I can, but sometimes it's months until he's allowed to see me.

edit: and btw, I'm taking HIM out for Christmas dinner, I try to do as much as I can to still see him.

Last Edited by Kaige on 11/27/2010 05:33 AM
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Tell him to buy himself and yourself a membership to some kind of activity that the both of you can enjoy together throughout the year. To spend time etc.
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Tell him to buy himself and yourself a membership to some kind of activity that the both of you can enjoy together throughout the year. To spend time etc.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1174140



OOOH, see there is a good idea!!! Thanks AC!!!
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Oh I see that was already covered ^^

Dunno then, a nice shirt/jacket?
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gift card to your fave store?
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Tell him to buy himself and yourself a membership to some kind of activity that the both of you can enjoy together throughout the year. To spend time etc.



OOOH, see there is a good idea!!! Thanks AC!!!
 Quoting: Kaige


Cool :)
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it's a conspiracy
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it's a conspiracy
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Nahh.. Dad's partner is insecure or has jealousy issues

That's all
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ask for a hug and a kiss , there free.
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How bout your favorite perfume? Then every time you see your father you can remind him that he bought that for you and how you love it. In addition, you can send him greeting cards with a slight whiff of it on the envelope. There is nothing she can do about that, yet ... it will be a conscious and subconscious reminder of you.

I hope your father's girlfriend gets her insecurities taken care of soon. So many families ruined over things like this.

Stay strong and never give in. Families are too important.
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.
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How bout your favorite perfume? Then every time you see your father you can remind him that he bought that for you and how you love it. In addition, you can send him greeting cards with a slight whiff of it on the envelope. There is nothing she can do about that, yet ... it will be a conscious and subconscious reminder of you.

I hope your father's girlfriend gets her insecurities taken care of soon. So many families ruined over things like this.

Stay strong and never give in. Families are too important.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1168705



Hehe, I like it! Thanks AC hf
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein

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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175665


I would be happy with a box of chocolate, I just want to pick something that makes him happy. He wants to do so much, but the girlfriend doesn't allow it :S
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175665

didnt ya get the forking meme?

money is tight...sheesh....
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.


I would be happy with a box of chocolate, I just want to pick something that makes him happy. He wants to do so much, but the girlfriend doesn't allow it :S
 Quoting: Kaige


Huh? you have to chose a present that makes him happy? isn't it meant to be the other way around.
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.

didnt ya get the forking meme?

money is tight...sheesh....
 Quoting: Rastus/Flaming Sword


Nah. Didn't get the meme.
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How bout your favorite perfume? Then every time you see your father you can remind him that he bought that for you and how you love it. In addition, you can send him greeting cards with a slight whiff of it on the envelope. There is nothing she can do about that, yet ... it will be a conscious and subconscious reminder of you.

I hope your father's girlfriend gets her insecurities taken care of soon. So many families ruined over things like this.

Stay strong and never give in. Families are too important.



Hehe, I like it! Thanks AC hf
 Quoting: Kaige



My pleasure. wink
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.

didnt ya get the forking meme?

money is tight...sheesh....


Nah. Didn't get the meme.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175665

yeah...I doubt you get the humour either

*sigh*

*clap*<<<<now that IS easy to "get"


Bwhahhahhaha

sardonic aussies.....pfft
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.


I would be happy with a box of chocolate, I just want to pick something that makes him happy. He wants to do so much, but the girlfriend doesn't allow it :S


Huh? you have to chose a present that makes him happy? isn't it meant to be the other way around.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175665


Yea, probably...but I'll do what I have to, to keep him in my life hf
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein

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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.

didnt ya get the forking meme?

money is tight...sheesh....


Nah. Didn't get the meme.

yeah...I doubt you get the humour either

*sigh*

*clap*<<<<now that IS easy to "get"


Bwhahhahhaha

sardonic aussies.....pfft
 Quoting: Rastus/Flaming Sword



[link to en.wikipedia.org]

Sardonic? I don't get it.


5a
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.


I would be happy with a box of chocolate, I just want to pick something that makes him happy. He wants to do so much, but the girlfriend doesn't allow it :S


Huh? you have to chose a present that makes him happy? isn't it meant to be the other way around.


Yea, probably...but I'll do what I have to, to keep him in my life hf
 Quoting: Kaige



Sorry to hear that. But don't hurt yourself too badly to be what he wants you to be...... If I were you I would leave the ball in his court. You are putting in all the effort and he is reaping the rewards.
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Oh I were just bean silly, playing around with the lexicon...memo, meme...it's all just bs anyway....not my "genre", so to speak...all this gobbldygook and language embellishments, have at it with enrelishments I say...merry christmas and all that...
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No offence, but money must be a bit tight if you are worrying about a $50-$100 dollar present. Don't put yourself in a position where you get dissapointed when he ends up getting a $20 box of chocolates.


I would be happy with a box of chocolate, I just want to pick something that makes him happy. He wants to do so much, but the girlfriend doesn't allow it :S


Huh? you have to chose a present that makes him happy? isn't it meant to be the other way around.


Yea, probably...but I'll do what I have to, to keep him in my life hf



Sorry to hear that. But don't hurt yourself too badly to be what he wants you to be...... If I were you I would leave the ball in his court. You are putting in all the effort and he is reaping the rewards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1175665


Thanks AC *hugs* that was nice to hear hf
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5a

Oh I were just bean silly, playing around with the lexicon...memo, meme...it's all just bs anyway....not my "genre", so to speak...all this gobbldygook and language embellishments, have at it with enrelishments I say...merry christmas and all that...
 Quoting: Rastus/Flaming Sword


Ohhhh.... **slowly backs from thread while smiling politely



LOL

It's all good brother.