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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?

 
JVC
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916

"That would be the collective of all the people who elect their representatives in government"

(I can dream can't I?)
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would say... We don't have leaders just people that decieve us and take our money. They use the media to manipulate us into fear to control us. They use racism and paranoia to keep us divided.
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11/29/2010 10:49 AM
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would say... We don't have leaders just people that decieve us and take our money. They use the media to manipulate us into fear to control us. They use racism and paranoia to keep us divided.
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I seriously doubt that people from another star system would travel all this way just to discuss semantics with your stupid ass.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would say, "He stands right before you my galactic friend."
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916


Sorry I don't know where he is, but somewhere in the Swat valley on the border between Pakistan/Afghanistan

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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would say... We don't have leaders just people that decieve us and take our money. They use the media to manipulate us into fear to control us. They use racism and paranoia to keep us divided.


I seriously doubt that people from another star system would travel all this way just to discuss semantics with your stupid ass.
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lol
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
oopps sorry you're 37 years too late.. Alan Watts died a long time ago
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I seriously doubt that people from another star system would travel all this way just to discuss semantics with your stupid ass.
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Funny... because I think that's exactly what they would be here to discuss.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would say "Klaatu barada nikto" to blow this planet to smithereens
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I'd drop my pants and say "This is my master, he does the thinking for me!"
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
Can I get the context of your question?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I seriously doubt that people from another star system would travel all this way just to discuss semantics with your stupid ass.

Funny... because I think that's exactly what they would be here to discuss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1137586



You are right, because they wouldnt want to talk to scientific minded people who could actually exchange meaningful information with the visiting beings.

That would be ridiculous. Instead, they WOULD want to quibble over stupid little things like the meaning of "leader".
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I'd drop my pants and say "This is my master, he does the thinking for me!"
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This is unfortunately true for many of my fellow males.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
"Go find him yourself, lazy alien bastard."


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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916



I would tell it that my leader is accessible through prayer, as my Leader sits at the right hand of YHWH on the throne of heaven. I wouldn't have to "take" it anywhere.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916

My fat-lipped leada is out shooting baskets....no...maybe pool...but he ain't a leada...he be black.
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?



I would tell it that my leader is accessible through prayer, as my Leader sits at the right hand of YHWH on the throne of heaven. I wouldn't have to "take" it anywhere.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1148234



And the aliens would likely look at you sadly, as these would be intelligent beings who would surely realize that you are a primitive being who is still stuck in the mired swamp of RELIGION.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would say, "He stands right before you my galactic friend."
 Quoting: Lev 1178343


hEhHEhEHe...
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
The conversation would go something like this
Alien: "Take me to...
(LOUD BANG)
Me: Oh shit.. sorry about that.. can you heal yourself or something or do you need a doctor?
Alien: (gurgling noise and then silence)
Me: Guess not.
"When you come to behead me, be careful not to bruise the face."
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
You are right, because they wouldnt want to talk to scientific minded people who could actually exchange meaningful information with the visiting beings.

That would be ridiculous. Instead, they WOULD want to quibble over stupid little things like the meaning of "leader".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 838578

The meaning of leadership and how it actually plays out on earth are two different things entirely. You say "sementics" and "quibble" but the leadership or lack there of is a big part of the human collective.

I like how you argue like you have ensight into the alien mind. Did they stick a probe where the sun don't shine?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916

I am the leader.

damned
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I'd ask what he plans to do to the leader before choosing which leader to use.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
Do you mean that black guy named Barry?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
not take me to yours ?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
You are right, because they wouldnt want to talk to scientific minded people who could actually exchange meaningful information with the visiting beings.

That would be ridiculous. Instead, they WOULD want to quibble over stupid little things like the meaning of "leader".

The meaning of leadership and how it actually plays out on earth are two different things entirely. You say "sementics" and "quibble" but the leadership or lack there of is a big part of the human collective.

I like how you argue like you have ensight into the alien mind. Did they stick a probe where the sun don't shine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1137586



No probes, as beings from another star system have yet to visit this planet.

I say semantics because that is EXACTLY what the original response to the thread was. Maybe you should read the flow of the argument before trying to tear it down.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
Id tell him he is down by the basketball courts.

Or

Ill tell him our leader is the Internet, with the TV as vice president
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916


"The leaders of this world will surely seek you out..."
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916
I'm sorry traveler we have none worthy to be called a leader at this current time as you see from the disarray our planet is in.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would take him to see Oprah...she rules the world

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