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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?

 
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
First of all, I'd be like " Wut !?...you speak English ?"

Than, I'd be like " I bet you can't eat this spoonfull of cinnamon without drinking anything "
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916


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"I would rather not be the laughing stock of the universe, will a community leader do?"
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If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
 Quoting: JVC 867916


"You are speaking with Him; what is the nature of your inquiry, sir?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I'd say what can I do for you?

I am my own leader in Christ.
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macgun alien11
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+1 shoot them in the eyes.
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I would say, "He stands right before you my galactic friend."
 Quoting: Lev 1178343


this.
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I would reply "Jesus Christ" and watch them react worse than salt on a slug, like they always do. Hm, godlike aliens defeated by one Name. On top of that, many confirmed reports.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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I would give them The Holy Bible and tell them to read and study the good news of my leader, Jesus Christ!
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I'd being him to an ATM .
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Hold on, I will go get my wife.
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Good question, OP!

I will, however, refrain from responding online.
It is in the interest of Tyrants to reduce the people to Ignorance and Vice. For they cannot live in any Country where Virtue and Knowledge prevail. The religion and public Liberty of a People are intimately connected; their Interests are interwoven, they cannot subsist separately; and therefore they rise and fall together. For this Reason, it is always observable, that those who are combined to destroy the People’s Liberties, practice every Art to poison their Morals. Sam Adams
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"Go find him yourself, lazy alien bastard."


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chuckle ^^^^^ This.
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would tell him:

You managed to cruise across the galaxy, find your way to this planet, but you ignore who's the leader overhere ? gimme a friggin' break!
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sorry brah, we're all out of leaders.
how bout a usurper ?
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would introduce him to my dog
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Re: If an alien asked you "Take me to your leader", what would you reply?
I would tell him to fuck off and check at Andersons Coopers house
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