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If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?

 
Interdimensional warrior
07/14/2005 04:37 PM
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If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
I´ve always been amused with the self proclaimed " gods chosen" and thier beliefs that they are a superior species to non jews. What confuses me is most "jews" aren´t even semetic, and a very large proportion of them are converts from other religions.

So here is a serious question for any Jew with the balls to answer it honestly:

Does becoming a Jew make one another species ,with special rights before God?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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there is a 5 day waiting period....but you will be showered in hate and lothing instantly
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
ID, a reasonable question. You might want to consult with a rabbi for the answer.

Only ´orthodox´Jews are real jews. The rest might be ´jewish,´ but they are not ´real´ jews or God´s chosen.

You can tell them by their ´beanie´ caps.
Interdimensional warrior
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
I can see from the number of veiws that somebody is reading this thread.

Which begs the question:

Why not respond if you´re Jewish and find what I said offensive?

Is it because there is no chance of explaining it away?
I am not at all suprized no jew has the idiotic gall to respond. They´ve been quite inactive on my threads for some reason, whereas before I could barely get a word in edgewise without being banned.

What gives, administrator?
JayRodney
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
So here is a serious question for any Jew with the balls to answer it honestly:

Does becoming a Jew make one another species ,with special rights before God?

Please, no good person of any faith thinks their special over another. I know Catholics that think everyone who isn´t catholic is going to hell.
And it´s not a question of balls, thankfully it´s more of a foreskin thing.
I have Ashkenazi blood on one side of the family, but that technically does not make me Jewish, so perhaps I´m the wrong person to ask.
Rhett
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Intel organizations are exploiting the heebs. Until this situation ends there´s no hope for any of us.
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
I am a Jesus type Judean and will respond.It takes 7 Days actually.

Here is my answer. Anyone can become a Judean because it is spirituality that matters and not race or color. When you become a Judean you are able to look out across the world and see how blind people are all caught up in false religion and seperated from God Yahweh.This makes you special but the Sixth Day of Yahweh humbles you because you realize your spiritual freedom is a gift from God. You could take advantage of the blind people as the Esau Antichrist Jews have done but if you are a true Jesus Judean you will try to spread truth to all others as Jesus tried.

Here are the rules of Yahweh of the 7 candle menorah the Lamp of God Yahweh so you have some solid ground to stand on as all the religions of men fall apart.

First Day-Passover-Accept Yashua/Jesus as the Messiah by faith and as God Yahweh in the flesh.

Second Day-Feast Unleavened Bread- Remove false religion from your brain-any religion not doing these Days of Yahweh God are manmade and false. Deceivers and blind people are easily identified.

Third Day-Pentecost- You are now married to the Church of Yahweh God. Rose from the spiritually dead on the Third Day.

Fourth Day-Feast of Trumpets- Celebrate. Toot your horn. You are saved from Sin which is false religion.

Fifth Day-Day of Atonement-a Day to reflect on being at one with the Church of God Yahweh.Yes it really has happened.

Sixth Day-Feast of Tabernacles- A time to remember to remain humble because salvation is a gift from God.

Seventh Day-Last Great Day- The second coming of Christ in your life. Celebrate your spiritual rest. Keep the 7th Day Holy.


The 7th Day is a day of Yahweh´s spiritual week and it is just a state of mind. We realize love fulfills all the law of the Bible even the feasts.No traditions of men required. We are totally free.That is why the Kingdom of Heaven is within you.

Time for the true nation of Israel to inherit the Earth. Truth lovers are the nation of Israel because truth is God.

In New Jerusalem we physically celebrate the Feasts of Yahweh as joyful celebrations not because we have to but because we want to thank Yahweh God for deliverance and as a way to remember to stay focused on truth.

So would you like to be a Judean or not?
JayRodney
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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I´m rethinking my opinion of you Spirit.hf
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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maybe the jews are too busy raping the planet to post on GLP today
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
IDW the Esau Antichrist Jews that thought they were special and used and abused the Nimrod goyim have God´s curse on them. They get hit the hardest on Judgement Day which is now.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
Go shove your religion up your arse!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
the otherday when the jews were saying they will smoke weed while the IDF removes them from gaza they interviewed one of them firey "american jew imports" who went by the name of


SUPERSTIEN


fuck i almost had a heart attack laughing so hard
how long until we get super-platimum-stien and mega-goldman these are real jew heroes!
Rhett
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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I wouldn´t blame the jews for their success. That has already been tried a few times and it didn´t work. Better to ask why TPTB make them the central issue for their world-changing plans.
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Thanks JayR
Be nice if you joined me
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Hey O.P. I always thought that you thought that you were a Superior being all ready! beer2
von Doom
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
Don´t be one of those people on the five day waiting list.

If you call within the next ten minutes, you will instantly become one of God´s chosen people.

And if that´s not enough enticement, the first one hundred callers will receive this handsome plaque. Imagine how you can be the envy of your neighborhood as you proudly display your handsome plaque in the livingroom?

So what are you waiting for? Call now.

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Interdimensional warrior
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
I do not consider myself a superior being ,strickly speaking.

I believe it is possible to achieve a compartmentalized superiority by personal effort and the grace of God, however. Mario Lemieux is a superior being , for instance.

While I may be intellectually superior to most of my peers, I am somewhat inferior to many of the same people in other ways to numerous to mention.

The point to this whole thread is simple.

I can´t see how you´re not getting it.
Interdimensional warrior
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
Very good ,von doom.
LMAO here.

you and I should co author a phsycological thriller/comedic science fiction novel and make a movie out of it.

"they live" comes to mind for some reason.
Any way, you´re an excellent comic from my perspective, better than that sat nite evil crappola the zionists are shoving down our satelite recievers.
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
Esau Zionist Jews Mossad: By way of deception we shall do war.

Right now they are using Nimrod Christians against Nimrod Muslims(both are non Judean so they are false). Being a Jesus Judean you can see how people are being suckered and used and you can warn them but they do not listen.That is the sad part.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
Just trying to get a shot in at you O.P.! I get it. Very amusing! beer2
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
"Intellectually superior?"

Posting a question like this??
von Doom
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Interdimensional Warrior, as long as there is Pod People in the screenplay then I´m in brother.
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Bump for the Kingdom of Heaven on Earth.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
you´re not one of yahweh´s "chosen"(fools) until you wear the beanie cap, and the little black box strapped to your forehead, and bang your head against "the wall", and stick little prayers into the cracks of the WESTERN wall while your facing EAST toward the God of the "second born prince of egypt"(RAmoses II).






lolrofllmao1rof1





Idol1
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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OH, i forgot to mention the cute little haircut with the pigtails hanging in front of the ears.



lmao
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
I spiritually come from Jacob/Israel the brother of Esau. I give out Yahweh truth freely while my brother Esau hides it and uses it to control the Nimrod goyim for their own selfish desires. Probably why I have no money in this Esau Jew world.
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
4544 those are traditions of men that the Pharisee Esau Jews do. They never listened to Jesus so they are still in bondage to silly traditions. They don´t realize that loving one another fulfills the law of Yahweh.Not silly traditions of men.
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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What is going to happen is you will all become Jesus Judeans and you will joyfully celebrate the Feasts of Yahweh because you will be freed from the mind control of the Esau Jews and will no longer celebrate the Nimrod feasts because that is the reason you got used and abused in the first place. Society will be healed from all its spiritual sickness.Great times are ahead.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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613,

i would rather be a nimrod than a numskull.

neener
Spirit of Truth
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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"i would rather be a nimrod than a numskull."

Same thing.

4544, all I ask is that you start to think about the truth of Yahweh.
Trac
12/08/2005 10:13 AM
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Re: If I convert to Judaism Do I become a Superior being Instantly , or is there a FIVE DAY WAITING PERIOD?
"God´s chosen" are the Israelite people, who´s DNA was changed to create a race that had the genes of the "Gods" Isis-Ra-Elohim or IsRaEl. The Israelites were scattered all over the Earth and include Judahites and Benjamites (Jews) as well as the other 10 tribes including Dan (Danes), Joseph and Ephraim (the Anglos), etc. In otherwords, the genes were passed on all over the world and are carried by people of all races and colors.