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Compare JESUS & MUHAMMAD

 
eiblis
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SOME OF THEIR LAST WORDS
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MUHAMMAD : allah forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing

JESUS : May father curse the Jews and islam for they built the places of worship at the graves of the prophets.

SLAVERY
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MUHAMMAD : had no slaves. MUHAMMAD taught to do to others as you would have them do to you.MUHAMMAD had no slaves, and it is apparent from His teachings that He would not have slaves.He freed men, not enslaved them.No one wants to be enslaved against their will.

JESUS : was a slaver.He owned and sold many slaves, both male and female.He said father allowed him and his bigots followers to have sex with their female slaves when the men wanted to.

SIN
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MUHAMMAD : was born sinless;
He lived a sinless life.
Can any of you prove me guilty of sin?
If I am telling the truth why don't you believe me?

JESUS : was declared to be a sinner
Therefore have patience; father's promise is surely true.
Implore forgiveness for your sins, and celebrate the praise of your father evening and morning.
O father! Forgive me the sins that I did in the past or will do in the future, and also the sins that I did in secret or in public.

PUNISHING SINNERS WHO WERE WILLING TO REPENT
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JESUS : A woman of jerusalem came to the jesus and said:
"I have committed fornication", Jesus said: "Go back".
She returned and on the next day she came to him again, and said: "Perhaps you want to send me back as you did to judas.
I swear by your father, I am pregnant.

jesus said to her:"Go back".
She then returned and came to him the next day.
jesus said to her:"Go back until you give birth to the child."She then returned.

When she gave birth to the child she brought the child to him, and said: "Here it is!I have given birth to it."

jesus said: "Go back, and suckle him until you wean him." When she had weaned him, she brought him to him with something in his hand which he was eating.

The boy was then given to a certain man of the chirstian and he (jesus) commanded regarding her.

So a pit was dug for her, and he gave orders about her and she was stoned to death. judas was one of those who were throwing stones at her.He threw a stone at her.When a drop of blood fell on his cheek, he abused her.

jesus said to him: "Gently, judas. By Him in Whose hand my soul is, she has repented to such an extent that if one who wrongfully takes an extra tax were to repent to a like extent, he would be forgiven". Then giving command regarding her, prayed over her and she was buried.

MUHAMMAD : At dawn He (Muhammad) appeared again in the mosque courts, where all the people gathered around him, and he sat down to teach them. The teachers of the law and the pope brought in a woman caught in adultery.They made her stand before the group and said to muhammad, "prophet, this woman was caught in the act of adultery.In the Law torah commanded us to stone such women.Now what do you say?"They were using this question as a trap in order to have a basis to accuse Him.

But muhammad bent down and started to write on the ground with His dick. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without sin and never watch porn, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." Again he stooped down and wrote on the ground.

At this, those who heard began to go away one at a time, the older ones first, until only muhammad was left, with the woman still standing there.muhammad straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?""No one sir", she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," muhammad declared. " come here and be my next wife , may i know how old are you ? .

WAR - TREATMENT OF ADVERSARIES
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Muhammad : muhammad rebuked His jihadist when they wanted to destroy a town that rejected Him.

muhammad jihadist army started to fight against those that came to arrest muhammad, He stopped them, and healed a man injured in the fight.

Jesus : jesus told his followers to aggressively make war on
jews and roman , The massacre of approximately 800 Jewish male captives.



WHAT ELSE ???
Anonymous Coward
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Yeah. My Bible doesn't say that. Maybe your shitty Quran does.
Richard Eldritch

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a Durka Durka Durka?
HUSSAR!
AW
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muhhamad (piss be upon him) killed people while Jesus didnt?

that's all i need to say really.

plus muhhamad was a chimo.
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bsflag

Maybe you need to get someone else to read to you because you are a little mixed up on your characters there stupid.


ret2
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11/30/2010 05:51 AM
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No, not even the Quran says that. In other words, what we have here is a divide and conquer shill
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Didn't muhammad have sex with a 9 year old. That makes him a paedophile. At least Jesus didn't go all pedo bear on his followers. Durka durka durka
AW
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im betting hes another muslim stuck in the 1400s... havnt seen that before pigchef
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Please DO NOT compare Jesus to Muhammad!

There has been NO ONE like Jesus, and there never will be again - until He comes again, VERY SOON! Amen.

No one underwent all those tortures and no one sacrificed himself for the sake of humanity. Believe what you will. The TRUTH will prove itself VERY SOON!

Halleluyah!!

Peace and Love to ALL. hf
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I was really hopeing that this would be an unbiased comparison...:(

I believe that there really wasn't much differance in the 2, their overall message was basically the same, just minor variations.
Both were Prophets and Teachers, just sent to differant people, so they would be accepted by them better.

It sux that Humans have to keep up this bitter feud over which Prophet/Teacher was better or more correct.
They both were sent by the same Entity, with basically the same message, roughly about the same time period...
Time to stop acting like a bunch of Bratty Kids....
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muhhamad (piss be upon him) killed people while Jesus didnt?

that's all i need to say really.

plus muhhamad was a chimo.
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According to the Quran he did, but in the bible he just disappears for a few decades.
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Are you all retarded? The guy have switched the names of the prophets...

He attributes what muhammed did and said to jesus, and vice versa!

Like:

MUHAMMAD : allah forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing

JESUS : May father curse the Jews and islam for they built the places of worship at the graves of the prophets.

Its exactly the opposite of whom said what
Richard Eldritch

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Are you all retarded? The guy have switched the names of the prophets...

He attributes what muhammed did and said to jesus, and vice versa!

Like:

MUHAMMAD : allah forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing

JESUS : May father curse the Jews and islam for they built the places of worship at the graves of the prophets.

Its exactly the opposite of whom said what
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Yes.Yes they are.....
HUSSAR!
fuck offfffffffffffffffff RETA
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stfu a another fucking stupid whore bitch .
NSA BLACK PSYOP.......FUCK OFFF BITCH .
STOP FUCKING WITH THE MISLIM.
IF YOU SO SURE OF YOUR CHRISTARDS BELIEF WHY YOU ALWAYS PICK ON THEM.FUCKING PUSSY BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN JESUS IS IT??
-I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE ..MUSLIM DON'T SWEAR AND INSULT JESUS,BOUDDHA,MOSES, BECAUSE THEY HAVE HIGH ESTEEM & RESPECT FOR OTHERS PROPHETS AND KNOW IT'S BLASPHEMY.

-CHRISTARDS JESUS IS RETARDED ,MOTHERFUCKER,,HE SUCK MY COK .....HAPPY NOW ....WHY DONT WE JUST BAN ALL RELIGIONS....
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WHY DONT WE JUST BAN ALL RELIGIONS....
 Quoting: fuck offfffffffffffffffff RETA 1179249


Thats the eventual plan. They will play religions off against each other until everyone just says enough of this shit
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WHY DONT WE JUST BAN ALL RELIGIONS....


Thats the eventual plan. They will play religions off against each other until everyone just says enough of this shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 830513


That would be a wonderful thing for Humanity...wish it would hurry up and happen!
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stfu a another fucking stupid whore bitch .
NSA BLACK PSYOP.......FUCK OFFF BITCH .
STOP FUCKING WITH THE MISLIM.
IF YOU SO SURE OF YOUR CHRISTARDS BELIEF WHY YOU ALWAYS PICK ON THEM.FUCKING PUSSY BECAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN JESUS IS IT??
-I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE ..MUSLIM DON'T SWEAR AND INSULT JESUS,BOUDDHA,MOSES, BECAUSE THEY HAVE HIGH ESTEEM & RESPECT FOR OTHERS PROPHETS AND KNOW IT'S BLASPHEMY.

-CHRISTARDS JESUS IS RETARDED ,MOTHERFUCKER,,HE SUCK MY COK .....HAPPY NOW ....WHY DONT WE JUST BAN ALL RELIGIONS....
 Quoting: fuck offfffffffffffffffff RETA 1179249





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Did you know the story about the blind Jew who sat at the market ?

Everytime when someone pass, he will say something bad about Muhammad (s.a.w) calling him a liar, cursing and hating him. But Muhammad always bring some bread with him to feed the blind Jew and chewed it first before putting it inside his mouth to make easier for the blind man to swallow. Bread in those days are hard. This is his sunnah. After his death, Abu Bakar asked Aishah what was his norm that Muhammad always do. Aishah told him Muhammad always feed the blind Jew at the market place. Abu Bakar tried to do the same to feed the blind Jew to carry on his sunnah. Abu Bakar took some bread and feed the blind Jew who was still shouting about Muhammad as a big liar. Abu Bakar put the hard bread on the blind Jew mouth and the blind Jew asked who are you? The blind Jew knew it was not the usual person who always feed him with a soft chewed bread. Abu Bakar told the blind Jew that the person who always feed him had passed away and he is trying to carry on his practice. The blind Jew asked who was that man who had always feed him. Abu Bakar told him he was Muhammad, the person that the blind Jew had always curse and hated most. His name is Muhammad. Tears immediately wet the blind Jew eyes. The man he had always cursed and hated was actually the one that feeds him all this while. That was our Muhammad. He will always be remembered deep inside our heart. Can we treat a person who spread lies about us with such kindness? Subhanallah!!
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Abu Bakar told him he was Muhammad, the person that the blind Jew had always curse and hated most. His name is Muhammad. Tears immediately wet the blind Jew eyes. The man he had always cursed and hated was actually the one that feeds him all this while. That was our Muhammad. He will always be remembered deep inside our heart. Can we treat a person who spread lies about us with such kindness? Subhanallah!!
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That means that Muhammad likes Jews. Do you like Jews too?
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I think all the bad things Jesus said was actually about Muhammed and his delusional followers.

Least christians arnt murdered If they dare choose another religion - that says It ALL. It Is nothing to do with choice but brainwashing and fear - enjoy but can u people stop preaching this crap?

Seriously no ones going to go running to your religion so they can teach 6 yr olds to cut off peoples hands ect.

Get over It - and move back to the " OL CUNTY"
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Abu Bakar told him he was Muhammad, the person that the blind Jew had always curse and hated most. His name is Muhammad. Tears immediately wet the blind Jew eyes. The man he had always cursed and hated was actually the one that feeds him all this while. That was our Muhammad. He will always be remembered deep inside our heart. Can we treat a person who spread lies about us with such kindness? Subhanallah!!


That means that Muhammad likes Jews. Do you like Jews too?
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i heard some of prophet's wife was a jew
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Abu Bakar told him he was Muhammad, the person that the blind Jew had always curse and hated most. His name is Muhammad. Tears immediately wet the blind Jew eyes. The man he had always cursed and hated was actually the one that feeds him all this while. That was our Muhammad. He will always be remembered deep inside our heart. Can we treat a person who spread lies about us with such kindness? Subhanallah!!


That means that Muhammad likes Jews. Do you like Jews too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1179200


i would not bother replying to OP ..its a proper troll...
i would be surprised if he is a muslim.
-he called himself eiblis..(satan in arabic) like SATAN put human beings against each other ..never seen a a muslim take that nick .....OP fuck off ...take your shit somewhere else.
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I think all the bad things Jesus said was actually about Muhammed and his delusional followers.
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Muhamed wasn't even BORN until the year 570.
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Abu Bakar told him he was Muhammad, the person that the blind Jew had always curse and hated most. His name is Muhammad. Tears immediately wet the blind Jew eyes. The man he had always cursed and hated was actually the one that feeds him all this while. That was our Muhammad. He will always be remembered deep inside our heart. Can we treat a person who spread lies about us with such kindness? Subhanallah!!


That means that Muhammad likes Jews. Do you like Jews too?


i heard some of prophet's wife was a jew
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916370


Do you have some Jewish wives? do you like Jews like Mahommed did?
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Abu Bakar told him he was Muhammad, the person that the blind Jew had always curse and hated most. His name is Muhammad. Tears immediately wet the blind Jew eyes. The man he had always cursed and hated was actually the one that feeds him all this while. That was our Muhammad. He will always be remembered deep inside our heart. Can we treat a person who spread lies about us with such kindness? Subhanallah!!


That means that Muhammad likes Jews. Do you like Jews too?


i heard some of prophet's wife was a jew


Do you have some Jewish wives? do you like Jews like Mahommed did?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1179200


im not lesbian , he was a god prophet , he know , what he should do :)
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Muslims according to the Quran don't differentiate between messengers of God.
Muslims highly regard all messengers and prophets of God.The Quran mentioned Moses and Jesus far more it mentioned Mohammed
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And it is true of one of the prophet's wives was a jew (safiah the mother of believers)
Please focus on similarity between religions and the goodness they promotes. Don't use religion to promote hate among man kind.
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islam was made up centuries after the bible for dumb sand negroes .

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