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YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 07:55 AM
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When the chair your sitting in starts to stink.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 07:58 AM
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pic or it didn't happen
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12/02/2010 08:05 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
You wake up in the middle of the night, and get up just to see if anythings happened...and end up sitting there for 2 hours.
 Quoting: Dough Dude

arrrrgh
for real my bedtime has gone to 2 am instead of midnight
This has to stop
Husband wants attention it's his time not GLP time
He probably thinks I am on a dating site which I am not !!!LOL
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 08:05 AM
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someone says something dumb and you think - they pin shit like that
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12/02/2010 08:06 AM
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pic or it didn't happen
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177490

pic of a smelly chair? how do you take a pic of a fart left over on a chair??
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12/02/2010 08:06 AM
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you realize your balls smell like A1 Seak Sauce.
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12/02/2010 08:09 AM

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When you argue with your mortgage company that your payment is not late, and that actually according to your new calender your next payment isn't even due until March-Wednesday.
Smilin' Irish Eyes

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12/02/2010 08:10 AM
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You find yourself noticing sinister subtext in cartoons.
 Quoting: Passing Thru 1021801


hiding

yep
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool. -- Lord Chesterfield
Mia

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12/02/2010 08:13 AM
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Called in sick to work because you stayed up too late on GLP, using up your sick days. Then hanging out on GLP all day.
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 08:15 AM
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You know you spend too much time on GLP when you wonder where that thread is about classic one-liners because this one liner should be posted to that thread: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN..."
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12/02/2010 08:15 AM

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When the electricity goes out, and you begin to panic as you realize this means no GLP.
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12/02/2010 08:17 AM
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You find yourself noticing sinister subtext in cartoons.
 Quoting: Passing Thru 1021801

+1
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12/02/2010 08:17 AM

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You know you spend too much time on GLP when you wonder where that thread is about classic one-liners because this one liner should be posted to that thread: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN..."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 590644



When you know where it is.

Thread: Top 10 GLP one liners
Army Strong

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12/02/2010 08:18 AM
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When you miss a day at the office because according to the New Jerusalem calendar it's a holiday... Oh, wait, nobody did this?
"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional as to how they perceive the Veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their country." Gen. George Washington
anniesnow

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12/02/2010 08:18 AM
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...you think everything is a conspiracy.
 Quoting: Psych

And it is.....
I have promises to keep....
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 08:25 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
when you are able to determine in real life walking by a person and can detect they are reptilian
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 08:26 AM
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when you walk by someone and say to yourself "hey that russ"
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 08:27 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
when you mumble to yourself about every hour "ask me a quetion"
Mia

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12/02/2010 08:35 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
when you call a real life person a f**ktard!!
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12/02/2010 08:35 AM
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you can't tell truth from fiction anymore.
:Canadian F::State of Texas:

"Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"!

"Some choose to hear, few decide to listen".

"Question what you know and know why you question".

"GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same".

"The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market".
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 08:37 AM
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Your bookmarks consist of USGS, NASA, FOX and some others that would get me an insta ban.
Storm*

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12/02/2010 08:38 AM

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when you call a real life person a f**ktard!!
 Quoting: Mia



You mean that is odd?
BROKEN

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12/02/2010 08:40 AM
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When you don;t even remember posting that!
"The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists."
J. Edgar Hoover

"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable"
-JFK

:minimoran:
Army Strong

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When the kid gets an "F" in school, and you call for the shill to BANE him...
"The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional as to how they perceive the Veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their country." Gen. George Washington
Jessica6

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12/02/2010 08:42 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
you wish you could punctuate real conversations with dancing bananas

banana banana2

ana
The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - HL Mencken
Calliope

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12/02/2010 08:47 AM
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When you have called people in real life asshat and christer so much that you notice your friends using these words too!!! AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT CAME FROM

tounge
Calliope

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12/02/2010 08:48 AM
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When you have called people in real life asshat and christer so much that you notice your friends using these words too!!! AND THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT CAME FROM

tounge
 Quoting: Calliope



oh yeah and dont forget libtard.......
Epic Beard Guy

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12/02/2010 09:19 AM
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When you spend half your work day explaining to coworkers how the world will end.
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst.
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
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12/02/2010 09:21 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
when you read and reply to posts like this
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12/02/2010 09:22 AM
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON GLP WHEN...
You think it's the 42nd of Septober and the Feast of Holy Underpants.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.





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