Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 06:47 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent. According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest. [ link to www.deadseriousnews.com] |
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12/02/2010 06:49 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down haha. to funny to be real. |
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12/02/2010 06:50 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down "A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest."  |
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12/02/2010 06:58 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
Excuse me for lack of knowledge? But I would think if a male became aroused from this groping he wouldn't have control over ejaculation? And this is an arrestable offence? How pathetic... |
Nailer45
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12/02/2010 06:59 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down been posted many times on GLP and is 100% fake report. Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
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Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 07:00 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down only in america, land of the free  |
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 07:01 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
Excuse me for lack of knowledge? But I would think if a male became aroused from this groping he wouldn't have control over ejaculation? And this is an arrestable offence? How pathetic...
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177511You know what else should be an arrestable offense? Extreme gullibility. |
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12/02/2010 07:02 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. [ link to www.deadseriousnews.com] "The individual is handicapped by coming face to face
with a conspiracy so monstrous he cannot believe it exists." J. Edgar Hoover
"Those who make Peaceful Revolution Impossible...Will make Violent Revolution Inevitable" -JFK
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Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 07:07 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down Oh my god, this is funny shit. Serves em' right tho lol. Fuck you TSA! |
Emerald Isle
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12/02/2010 07:07 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down His name was CUMMINGS He should be exempt from such regulations  |
Emerald Isle
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12/02/2010 07:14 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down If a woman cums and onto a another woman claiming that that will be next she has assaulted me with her cum oh halp me  |
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12/02/2010 07:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down His name was CUMMINGS He should be exempt from such regulations Yeah, Dick Cummings. Gimme a break! |
Emerald Isle
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12/02/2010 07:18 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
someone gives birth at the airport oh noes. bodily fluids everywhere. charged with assault. one hundred thousand dollar fine unless you agree to place into the garbage can receptacle then wont cost you a dime they'll forget you were ever there then |
