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Just got an "important" email from the FBI

 
FinalCountdown

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12/02/2010 09:32 AM
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Here ya go:


[link to www.ebolamonkeyman.com]
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12/02/2010 09:35 AM
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Re: Just got an "important" email from the FBI
It's a SCAM! Just to get $370!

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No shit Sherlock. chuckle Everybody knows this.


Send this to [link to 419eater.com] OP. They'll know what to do with it. chuckle

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don't be silly. it would be illegal for the FBI to scam people!!!!!!!!

Obviously not, Sherlock!


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 Quoting: Psych


Wow. That was a sad fail!
SR37

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12/02/2010 09:41 AM
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Just got this from Robert Miller:

DATE: December 1, 2010 & nbsp; REF: US/28028/8A28/11

ATTN: BENEFICIARY

This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD. from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local banks. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD. has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

* Deposit Fee's (Fee’s paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank of America)
* Cashier's Check Conversion Fee (Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check)

The total amount for everything is $370.00 (Three Hundred and Seventy USD.) We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $370.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone except the legal owner (you), the winner; therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge (ADAM STITZEL) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Adam Stitzel

E-MAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:
FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $370.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank of America, and also include the following Fund Reference Identification : EA2948-960.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $370.00 ONLY to Mr. Adam Stitzel via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).

Please find below an authorized signature which has been signed by the FBI Public Affairs Director – John Miller


Suck on that losers, I'm about to be rich!
 Quoting: dereistic


Damn... all I got was a rich uncle that died in Nigeria. Lucky you!
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12/02/2010 09:43 AM
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Wow. That was a sad fail!
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Which bit don't you understand??? It IS illegal for the FBI to scam people!!!! They are the COPS and COPS aren't allowed to scam people!!!!!!
Psych

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12/02/2010 09:45 AM
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Wow. That was a sad fail!
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Yes, it was. But i think you don't realize that it was you who failed here. If you actually think people here will fall for a scam like that.. oh boy. They were being sarcastic.

Last Edited by Psych-old on 12/02/2010 09:47 AM
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12/02/2010 09:47 AM
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You're lucky, it's only $370.
My wife and I sent $15,000 in a cashier's check
(we took a second mortgage on the house)
but when the paperwork is complete, we will be
getting over 2 million dollars!
We may have to send another $10,000 for lawyer's fees
(we're going to sell our pick-up)
but after that we'll be literally rolling in dough!

Our kids are going ballistic (stupid kids) but this
is guaranteed!
Our retirement is going to be so much different than
we ever dreamed!
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 09:49 AM
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OP you are one lucky guy!
Even after the 370, you'll still have 799,630!

That's a lot of money dude
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 09:50 AM
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Ahhhh yes, a new 419 scam, eh? Now using the FBI. They'll love this one.
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12/02/2010 09:50 AM
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That people still fall for 419 scams, after more then 10 years on the net and more then 30 years in snail mail, just goes to show that the typical human is devolving and getting less intelligent. It also helps to show you can't legislate stupidity.
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12/02/2010 10:03 AM
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Re: Just got an "important" email from the FBI
a friend of mine fell for an inheritance scam from malaysia...even after he showed me and i totally showed him the proof that he was a sucker. got him for 500 bills or so...he was determined to believe it was real despite the undeniable truth i presented to him over and over again. i even researched the details they were sending him showing this "lawyer" non existent.

a lot of hope mixed up with greed and blindness can go a long way in making the sheep go baaaa.

ps opie enjoy your amazing windfall dude :) if only i could be as lucky as you matey! gotta love the aol addy lol cheap fbi fucks cant even run an email server
Anonymous Coward
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12/02/2010 10:27 AM
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Totally give them all your personal information it's legit you're going to be rich!

1rof1
dereistic  (OP)

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12/02/2010 10:30 AM
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Totally give them all your personal information it's legit you're going to be rich!

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177629


It's cool, they only want my name, address and phone number, and $370, and I get my $800,000. I don't see a downside.

Last Edited by dereistic on 12/02/2010 10:30 AM
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12/02/2010 10:32 AM
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Re: Just got an "important" email from the FBI
Send in that $370 A.S.A.P.
You lucky dog!


If you win something, you wouldn't have to send money in to get it. It would just be deducted from your winnings. That is why this is a scam.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1148739

Not True,I paid 500 dollars for a UK lottery and did actually get 10 grand!!OP Your rich 5a





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