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HOW CAN WE IDENTIFY A SATANIC INFILTRATOR IN THE CHURCH???

 
WINGLESSLION
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12/02/2010 09:32 AM
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HOW CAN WE IDENTIFY A SATANIC INFILTRATOR IN THE CHURCH???
Satanic infiltrators spend their time infiltrating christian churches and pretending to be christians and then they wait until they are taken into the churchgoersconfidence and then they start spreading rumours and lies to cause dissent.
You can usually spot an infiltrator when they start accusing church leaders of "pride".
it has all to do with "pride", "pride"and "pride"
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If they are like me they will get a raging erection during the sermon...
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you can always tell because they are the ones at the front of the church with a robe on, and a wafer called "the BODY of Christ"
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Satanic infiltrators spend their time infiltrating christian churches and pretending to be christians and then they wait until they are taken into the churchgoersconfidence and then they start spreading rumours and lies to cause dissent.
You can usually spot an infiltrator when they start accusing church leaders of "pride".
it has all to do with "pride", "pride"and "pride"
 Quoting: WINGLESSLION 1181510


Church is no different then going to a beauty salon...They fix you up and make you feel real good, but all they do is gossip!!!
That's why i stay far far away:)
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mmmmmmmm pide
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12/02/2010 09:41 AM
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They wear all black and have pentagram necklaces and love to make the devil horn sign with their hands. They'll also probably be looking for virgins to use for sacrifices and what not. Virgins are pretty hard to come by these days, you know.

Oh, and they say 'Hail Satan' a lot. Hope this helps.
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They wear all black and have pentagram necklaces and love to make the devil horn sign with their hands. They'll also probably be looking for virgins to use for sacrifices and what not. Virgins are pretty hard to come by these days, you know.

Oh, and they say 'Hail Satan' a lot. Hope this helps.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1055544

Idol1
this
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If they are like me they will get a raging erection during the sermon...
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cruise
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Again? Thread: How to identify a Satanic infiltrator in a Church
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you can always tell because they are the ones at the front of the church with a robe on, and a wafer called "the BODY of Christ"
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^^^ this
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church infiltration is a huge problem
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some infiltrators come thru by the front door and pretend to be christians
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By their works and do they have the fruits of the
Holy Spirit. Also, who do they say Jesus is.
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If you find there things, beware:

1. Guy carrying the OUJI Board
2. Head spinning
3. Bringing serpents and its not a pentecostal church
4. Horns
5. Speaks in a very very deep voice
6. Snakelike eyes
7. Looks like voltamort
8. Has forked tongue
9. Has a forked tail
10. Smells like sulfur
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hiding
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Behind the pulpit.
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By their works and do they have the fruits of the
Holy Spirit. Also, who do they say Jesus is.
 Quoting: B 1105111

they confess that Jesus is Lord
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The church is a satanic institution. YOU are a satanist, OP.
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If Christ dwells within you, you should not have a problem identifying them. The problem is great deception comes in such a nice package and no one ever doubts "do-gooders."
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He's the one getting his head lopped off by Winged Lions flaming weapon?
'Magically Delicious'
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is the only survivor of the fire to the church.
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By their works and do they have the fruits of the
Holy Spirit. Also, who do they say Jesus is.
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they confess that Jesus is Lord
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183269

Yes, probably true. Every satanic person I have ever met was running round condemning people in Jesus name.
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pride
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Satanic infiltrators spend their time infiltrating christian churches and pretending to be christians and then they wait until they are taken into the churchgoersconfidence and then they start spreading rumours and lies to cause dissent.
You can usually spot an infiltrator when they start accusing church leaders of "pride".
it has all to do with "pride", "pride"and "pride"
 Quoting: WINGLESSLION 1181510



Sounds like you answered your own question.

Btw, the odds of a "satanic infiltrator" actually existing is very low. You must believe they're everywhere and the Christians are a minority. In reality, it's the other way around.
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elders and deacons. rich christians. the christian churches always have a couple of guys that employ half the church. this is always attributed to their fantastic faith. lol


so they are not really infiltrators, they grew up in the church.
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elders and deacons. rich christians. the christian churches always have a couple of guys that employ half the church. this is always attributed to their fantastic faith. lol


so they are not really infiltrators, they grew up in the church.
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hiding
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You already started a thread about this!!! bsflag
Revelation 1:7 "Behold, He comes with clouds; and every eye shall see Him, and they also which pierced Him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of Him. Even so, Amen."

Zechariah 12:10 "And I will pour on the house of David, and on the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look on Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for Him, as one mourns for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for Him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn."
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Not enough to fight, too many to die.
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Re: HOW CAN WE IDENTIFY A SATANIC INFILTRATOR IN THE CHURCH???
Satanic infiltrators spend their time infiltrating christian churches and pretending to be christians and then they wait until they are taken into the churchgoersconfidence and then they start spreading rumours and lies to cause dissent.
You can usually spot an infiltrator when they start accusing church leaders of "pride".
it has all to do with "pride", "pride"and "pride"



Sounds like you answered your own question.

Btw, the odds of a "satanic infiltrator" actually existing is very low. You must believe they're everywhere and the Christians are a minority. In reality, it's the other way around.
 Quoting: Pffftards

Oh really!? I seem to remember reading that small is the gate and narrow the road, and few there be that find it!

Furthermore, I seem to remember Jesus Himself saying this: I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.
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Re: HOW CAN WE IDENTIFY A SATANIC INFILTRATOR IN THE CHURCH???
sometimes they infiltrate the big mega churces en-masse with maybe 30 or 40 new infiltrators joining in at once
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Because they are backstabbing hateful bastards that are intolerant and bigoted. Sorry my mistake, thats the christians.

Maybe the trick to identifying stanic infiltrators is to look for really nice people. They can't possibly be christians.

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