Ah, Dervish, you are obviously uneducated in the subtle craft of the game of cricket. Baseball is a poor man's version of the game. There is plenty of excitement in test cricket; I once saw a seagull hit by the ball and explode in mid-air and a player wearing white suddenly hit with an explosive case of diahorrea! Whaddya mean no excitement!

E aí cara, tudo beleza comigo! E contigo?