Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2010 06:35 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims This is straight forward country thinking.........
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.. You may be a Muslim
3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim
10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim |
Sailor101 (OP)
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12/03/2010 06:36 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims ROFL  All men die...few live
I may not be very good looking...but what I lack in looks I make up by being unemployed and broke
I may not know what I'm doing....but I'm slow |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2010 06:45 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims haha awesome.
but I hope he is aware, most of those could be quickly turned around on ourselves!
f.e: You kill yourself with a daily dose of liquor, but have a moral objection to herbs.
or you cant think of any country you havent bombed... |
Richard Eldritch
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12/03/2010 06:50 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims
11 You can't understand why people think.You may be an Islam 12 You think you're host country would look much nicer with minarettes.You may be an Islam. 13 All women with heads are Slags.You may be an Islam 14 Water boarding is cruel, but it's ok to chop off your daughters Clit with a sharp stone.You may be an Islam HUSSAR! |
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2010 06:51 AM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1005950 |
