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Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger

 
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Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
[link to www.cnn.com]

Actor Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger for his work on the series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."


exciting
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
Nobody cares for Chuck?

He's gonna be sooooo pissed..
drama drevil alone clappa
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12/03/2010 10:06 AM

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No, no, no.
They got it all wrong.

Chuck Norris is replacing the Texas Rangers... all of them.
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
No, no, no.
They got it all wrong.

Chuck Norris is replacing the Texas Rangers... all of them.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms



LOL hf hihi
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12/03/2010 10:08 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
[link to media.ebaumsworld.com]

Last Edited by Richard Eldritch on 12/03/2010 10:09 AM
HUSSAR!
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch



Wow man, you started young! yoda

gonna be the next walker eh?
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12/03/2010 10:18 AM

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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
Chuck called and said he doesn't like to be on page 2 bump


for levity, send Chuck to the next G-8
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12/03/2010 10:27 AM

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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
ok Chuck, it's on their head...., if you falll to page 2 again, you'll have to sort them out ok?
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12/03/2010 10:27 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
A TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT. HE WAS ALSO MADE AN HONORARY MARINE BY THE COMMANDANT OF THE MARINE CORPS! OOOOOOOHHHHRAH!
SEMPER FI ! yessir
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12/03/2010 10:34 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
Robert Duval is another actor with a great relationship with The Texas Rangers, and specifically the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame & Museum in Waco:

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12/03/2010 11:00 AM
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They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it

wouldn't take sh!t from anybody....
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12/03/2010 11:04 AM
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an asteroid was about to hit earth but when it saw chuck norris here, it exploded in space due to pure fear
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an asteroid was about to hit earth but when it saw chuck norris here, it exploded in space due to pure fear
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+1 His elbows shoot laser beams...
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12/03/2010 11:05 AM

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It's about damn time!
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8484
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King,

and got one....
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
Heard about yesterday morning on my way into Dallas,wanted to go but couldnt because of court.
It was in Garland Tx not far from where i live.

Chuck is the MAN!
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Chuck is the one true Texas Ranger, all of the others are honorary.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King,

and got one....

 Quoting: Anonymous vomit with fear 1164483


LOL
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
* Chuk Norris fought the law and the law lost miserably.

* Chuck Norris cannot break a law because they always split in two, out of fear when they see him.

* Chuck Norris is Man's Best Friend...but if you break the Law, the Law breaks you!

* When Judge Dredd said he was the law, he obviously never met Chuck Norris. Now he's Judge Dead.

* Chuck Norris never breaks the law. He obliterates it.

* Chuck Norris Law: Anything that can go wrong is Murphy's fault.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world DOWN!
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12/03/2010 11:09 AM

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Every night the Boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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12/03/2010 11:11 AM
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When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris flipped the switch!
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12/03/2010 11:18 AM
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Chuck puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".....
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12/03/2010 11:19 AM

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laugh


I love these Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun...
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12/03/2010 11:26 AM

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man, you guys are hilarious! TY for the comments, ROFLSTC hf
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12/03/2010 11:28 AM

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Chucks Norris' balls scratch him.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
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12/03/2010 11:29 AM
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1164483

lmao
HUSSAR!
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12/03/2010 11:30 AM
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Chuck Norris Doesn't jog, He Rolls the world with his feet...
HUSSAR!
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12/03/2010 11:31 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris becomes an honorary Texas Ranger
Chuck is the only man who knows Victoria's Secret....

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