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I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2010 02:47 PM
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I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
well i am a woman 40 years old and still a virgin im not ugly but i am so shy i never had the guns to have sex
now im old and desperate and fear to die a virgin
what to do????????????????????
dereistic

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12/03/2010 02:48 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
i find it very hard to believe that you can't find a guy to stick it in you.
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12/03/2010 02:49 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
make a movie
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12/03/2010 02:49 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
i find it very hard to believe that you can't find a guy to stick it in you.
 Quoting: dereistic


+1

OP is a lying trolling dude obviously.

Otherwise if you are a woman GOOD you get what you deserve, im sure you have told plenty of men no in the past of various bullshit reasons.
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12/03/2010 02:50 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
well i am a woman 40 years old and still a virgin im not ugly but i am so shy i never had the guns to have sex
now im old and desperate and fear to die a virgin
what to do????????????????????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183096


Do you really need to come to GLP for the answer to this question?

wtf
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Anonymous Coward
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12/03/2010 02:51 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
post a pic so I can analyze what the deal is...
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12/03/2010 02:51 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Come to my house. I'll take it.
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12/03/2010 02:55 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
You need GUNS to get a man to have sex with you?!?! Just how ugly ARE you?!
BRIEF AND TO THE POINT

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12/03/2010 02:56 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Rent it...
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12/03/2010 02:57 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Hey OP I'm really horny baby. Where do you live so I can pound you well.
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12/03/2010 02:59 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
i find it very hard to believe that you can't find a guy to stick it in you.


+1

OP is a lying trolling dude obviously.

Otherwise if you are a woman GOOD you get what you deserve, im sure you have told plenty of men no in the past of various bullshit reasons.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1182109

I kind of assumed it was a bloke, complaining that no woman would touch him. I assumed he meant he had a small penis when he said he didnt have the guns for sex....
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40_degrees_south
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12/03/2010 03:00 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Auction your virginity on EBay.
Some rich guy will pay you a million bucks.
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12/03/2010 03:01 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
i find it very hard to believe that you can't find a guy to stick it in you.


+1

OP is a lying trolling dude obviously.

Otherwise if you are a woman GOOD you get what you deserve, im sure you have told plenty of men no in the past of various bullshit reasons.

I kind of assumed it was a bloke, complaining that no woman would touch him. I assumed he meant he had a small penis when he said he didnt have the guns for sex....
 Quoting: VestanPance

then again I need to read it properly....Missed the part about being a woman lol
Cheers.
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12/03/2010 03:06 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
suicide
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12/05/2010 08:41 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
suicide
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1065356



'cause you would do that if you were her?
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 08:42 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Whats a Virgin?


This is better than the my friend overdosed on weed thread.
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12/05/2010 08:48 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
i find it very hard to believe that you can't find a guy to stick it in you.


+1

OP is a lying trolling dude obviously.

Otherwise if you are a woman GOOD you get what you deserve, im sure you have told plenty of men no in the past of various bullshit reasons.

I kind of assumed it was a bloke, complaining that no woman would touch him. I assumed he meant he had a small penis when he said he didnt have the guns for sex....

then again I need to read it properly....Missed the part about being a woman lol
 Quoting: VestanPance


Its only 2 lines, what did u read?
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 08:49 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
There are people who would do anything to be able to say the same thing.

According to the book of Revelation, you are (if an honest person without guile, and if written in the book of Life) eligible to escape the second death, and serve along the Messiah as an immortal agent of God.
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 08:50 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
just beat it, as a dead guy use to say
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12/05/2010 09:08 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
"I am a woman 40 years old and still a virgin...what am I to do?"

Drive (or walk, your preference)to the nearest establishment of any kind (bar, grocery store, video rental, ect.) Walk up to a guy and tell him you would like to have sex no strings attached. Problem solved.

Yes, it is that easy for a women. That's why any woman who complains that "they can't get any" is a)not a woman b)putting a ton of bullshit conditions on the guy before she will give it up or c)has some horrible issue she is not disclosing in her post like leprosy.
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12/05/2010 09:12 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
What do you do?

You get the fuck out of my glp and post somewhere else.
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 09:15 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
You can get a great dane or German shepherd, even lab will be big enough for you to be his bitch
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12/05/2010 09:16 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Put yourself on e-bay to the highest bidder. =)
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12/05/2010 09:16 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
well i am a woman 40 years old and still a virgin im not ugly but i am so shy i never had the guns to have sex
now im old and desperate and fear to die a virgin
what to do????????????????????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183096

gives
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12/05/2010 09:17 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
well i am a woman 40 years old and still a virgin im not ugly but i am so shy i never had the guns to have sex
now im old and desperate and fear to die a virgin
what to do????????????????????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183096


Find an unsuspecting female sheep and clean the virgin off of yourself.
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 09:19 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
It's either lies, or you're ugly.
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 09:22 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
My friend have strange wish to do way older woman, I can hook you up
Anonymous Coward
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12/05/2010 11:42 PM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Continue, you are an old maid now.
churchlady
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12/06/2010 12:10 AM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Fucking troll or you look like Susan Boyle. Either way don't care STFU and GTFO.
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08/18/2011 01:06 AM
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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
well i am a woman 40 years old and still a virgin im not ugly but i am so shy i never had the guns to have sex
now im old and desperate and fear to die a virgin
what to do????????????????????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183096


Well heres just a few ideas. first Watch the movie The 40 year old Virgin.

Second, Take detailed notes.

Third, Flash any random guy on the street. ( Well except for a cop)

Fourth, If your good looking choose a guy, any guy and I guarentee you you'll both be the luckiest , happeist people omn Earth!!

Fith, Refer to the fouth and your troubles are over.

Sixth, Do you want my phone number and adress, cuz I got the cure and its free and plentiful!!!


Seventh, Break some rules, virgins are as rare as four leaf clovers!!! ( Unless, your trying to preserve your self for the Smithsonian Institute) LOl


eigth, Belive it or not, Being a virgin is not a bad thing, Your not an outcast because you havnt ben deflowered. Sex with the one you love, is an increadibel thing. Your not a looser if your a virgin, infact your a winner , You stayed strong when all other gave in.


And Nibth, Reward your self pat your self on the back, your trueley one of a kind!!!

P.S. follow these instructions and call me in the morning, unless theres a lucky guy with you. In wich case congrats!! You are no longer a 40 year old virgin. Or you
may of only followed the eighth and ninth. In that case congrats on that too. Hope you enjoyed this!!!
Aunty Flo

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08/18/2011 01:09 AM

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Re: I´m 40 and still a virgin what to do?
Rent it...
 Quoting: BRIEF AND TO THE POINT


For sure. Visit another city and hire a dude to do the deed. At least you are assured an orgasm.

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