How can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice???

Users Online Now: 1,887 (Who's On?)	Visitors Today: 38,328
Pageviews Today: 50,267	Threads Today: 19	Posts Today: 203
12:23 AM

Page 1 2 Bottom Search Replies Previous Page Next Page
Search Terms: Highlight Matches
how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice???
earplugs dont work User ID: 1174660 12/03/2010 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? it's like sleeping on a highway, with monstertruck passing by every 4 seconds... I've tried everything even the wrongest sleepingpillz but nothing ,, realy nothing can me me sleep one night lke I should.. this is realy messng up my life... any ideas?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 1176162 United States 12/03/2010 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? I sleep on the couch-it makes for a better marriage.
ShaneSteele User ID: 1173331 United States 12/03/2010 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Love your wife like Christ loved the Church
CrazyJarhead User ID: 1171589 United States 12/03/2010 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? What's noice? An Arab dish? Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 867400 United States 12/03/2010 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Prayer or couch. God be with ya!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 989174 United States 12/03/2010 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? that sucks... Has she been tested for sleep apnea? A lot of heavy snorers have it. I can't sleep with loud snoring either. While growing up I lived in a house full of them. Drove me nuts!
ChuckE User ID: 1111390 United States 12/03/2010 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? she farts after eating camel meat? Eat cow instead!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 140450 Australia 12/03/2010 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? seriously, a different house. and if the house is small, pile every pillow you got over the top of your head.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 140450 Australia 12/03/2010 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? seriously, a different house. and if the house is small, pile every pillow you got over the top of your head. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 140450 bah, i meant a different room, not house - sorry
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1180592 United States 12/03/2010 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Make her sleep outside.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1182982 United Kingdom 12/03/2010 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? it's like sleeping on a highway, with monstertruck passing by every 4 seconds... I've tried everything even the wrongest sleepingpillz but nothing ,, realy nothing can me me sleep one night lke I should.. this is realy messng up my life... any ideas? Quoting: earplugs dont work 1174660 Separate bedrooms. The secret of a happy marriage! Both of you can toss and turn, fart and grunt, yell and bellow, to your heart's content, without disturbing your spouse. Simples!
earplugs dont work (OP) User ID: 1174660 12/03/2010 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? i've been thnking too on a different house :s it's either hat or I realy drop dead one day wle getting no sleep...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1182982 United Kingdom 12/03/2010 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? i've been thnking too on a different house :s it's either hat or I realy drop dead one day wle getting no sleep... Quoting: earplugs dont work 1174660 If you are a Kuwaiti national, then you are fucking minted. That means, you have money falling out of your ass. Buy your wife a separate house, next to your house. Problem solved!
FreeDumb User ID: 1183176 United States 12/03/2010 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? duct tape "Majority of Amerika is too awash in its own mediocrity to commit to fighting for freedom" Mojo
earplugs dont work (OP) User ID: 1174660 12/03/2010 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? it's like sleeping on a highway, with monstertruck passing by every 4 seconds... I've tried everything even the wrongest sleepingpillz but nothing ,, realy nothing can me me sleep one night lke I should.. this is realy messng up my life... any ideas? Separate bedrooms. The secret of a happy marriage! Both of you can toss and turn, fart and grunt, yell and bellow, to your heart's content, without disturbing your spouse. Simples! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1182982 I guess your're right..tried it for a while, but eventually came back cause she missed me being arround...but damnn...no other solution... o i've talked about that sleeping apneua but that is a no go area:s anyway thanks..gonna visit the sofa :)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 881366 United States 12/03/2010 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? When there is alot of moisture in the air I snore and my husband gets livid - he just cringes at any sound. I found by getting up and web cruising on glp for a half hour - long enough for him to get into a deep sleep - he is not bothered anymore and sleeps like a baby. You must go to sleep first. it's like sleeping on a highway, with monstertruck passing by every 4 seconds... I've tried everything even the wrongest sleepingpillz but nothing ,, realy nothing can me me sleep one night lke I should.. this is realy messng up my life... any ideas? Quoting: earplugs dont work 1174660
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1183354 United States 12/03/2010 08:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? I don't miss that, lol. Every 5 minutes I had to nudge her just to get her to stop. ------
Anonymous Coward User ID: 773494 United States 12/03/2010 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Is she fat? If so, get her on an exercise/diet program and the snoring will go away.
earplugs dont work User ID: 1183361 12/03/2010 08:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? no she is not fat, had 2 kids and still looks like a 20 yr model...superbody...works out a few times a week...but the sounds is deep...you wont believe she could produce it... until you hear it....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1183213 Australia 12/03/2010 08:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? it's like sleeping on a highway, with monstertruck passing by every 4 seconds... I've tried everything even the wrongest sleepingpillz but nothing ,, realy nothing can me me sleep one night lke I should.. this is realy messng up my life... any ideas? Quoting: earplugs dont work 1174660 ear plugs
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1183366 United States 12/03/2010 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? no she is not fat, had 2 kids and still looks like a 20 yr model...superbody...works out a few times a week...but the sounds is deep...you wont believe she could produce it... until you hear it.... Quoting: earplugs dont work 1183361
Anonymous Coward User ID: 773494 United States 12/03/2010 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Hmmmm....what does the doctor say? Does she have a sleep disorder or allergies? Maybe a raised bed would help?
earplugs dont work User ID: 1183361 12/03/2010 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Hmmmm....what does the doctor say? Does she have a sleep disorder or allergies? Maybe a raised bed would help? Quoting: Faith dok says if she feels fine dont bother so much...:s... no disorder or any allergies or what soever...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1183366 United States 12/03/2010 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? no she is not fat, had 2 kids and still looks like a 20 yr model...superbody...works out a few times a week...but the sounds is deep...you wont believe she could produce it... until you hear it.... Quoting: earplugs dont work 1183361 My wife and I slept together for 15 years. She was also young and beautiful, but when she sleeps she makes a virtual managerie of different sounds, she is a damn noise machine. One day I told her that I was sleeping in a different room and that night I had the first dream in 15 years! We've been sleeping apart for 22 years know, and been happly married for 37 years!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1045126 United States 12/03/2010 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? record her....video Show it to her Maybe she need to go the doctors...get help.
*~~TheBeastWithin~~* User ID: 943970 United States 12/03/2010 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Love your wife like Christ loved the Church Quoting: ShaneSteele I don't think Christ gave 2 cents (or whatever the currency was at that time...shekel, something like that) about the church.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1176162 United States 12/03/2010 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Tell her to sleep on her stomach. It is not as loud.
DNAprototype User ID: 955590 United States 12/03/2010 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? Tell her to sleep on her stomach. It is not as loud. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1176162 Came here to say this. Usually you can't snore when laying on your stomach.
Me User ID: 633560 United Kingdom 12/03/2010 08:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? I feel for you. My husband snores for England, I can sometimes hear him when I am downstairs in the living room, over the TV/music it is that loud. I have found if he sleeps on his left side he doesn't make a sound, if he lies on his back or faces me on his right side I get the full fog horn effect. I listen to both God and Satan ... I like to hear both sides of the story.
Enaid User ID: 1180129 United States 12/03/2010 08:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? You are NOT supposed to marry a camel. Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen. :enaid11:
sceptical User ID: 1183344 Brazil 12/03/2010 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice??? it's like sleeping on a highway, with monstertruck passing by every 4 seconds... I've tried everything even the wrongest sleepingpillz but nothing ,, realy nothing can me me sleep one night lke I should.. this is realy messng up my life... any ideas? ear plugs Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183213 I actually had a German girlfriend who used to wear earplugs. She claimed I snored like an express train. Personally, I didn't believe her or the hundred or so others who said the same thing. Don't accept the shackles of your government
Page 1 2 Top Previous Page Next Page

Related Threads

Join Now, Free! (& No Ads!) Forgot Your Password?
Email	Password	Remember

1	Rumbling Noice in Cumbria, UK	04/21/11
2	NOICE!!! Scientists Find The First-Ever Animal That Doesn't Need Oxygen to Survive	02/25/20
3	Noice....not one uke-azi thread pinned.	09/14/22
4	1 Tech Advance Need: Active Noice Cancellation for Voices	06/24/22
5	Aw, How Noice, Australian Government Wants to Pay for Your Covid Death Jab Funeral	03/30/22
6	HE IS DOING IT! I HAVE SUCCESSFULY FILED MY LAWSUIT AGAINST YOUTUBE! Noice! He kept his word!	08/22/20
7	Because of all my OT I get a half day today. Noice!	11/20/19
8	50 CAL VS TRAIN TRACK RAIL! Noice!	04/13/18
9	So Noice!	03/09/18
10	Anyone noice how bright the sun is this year?	01/06/17
Related Topic: Sex and Relationships (Human Interest)

Rate this Thread

how can I ever sleep while my wife make such noice???