I wipe my ass with pages from the bible, ask me how it feels to save money on TP!

Does Mommy know you're playing on her computer, honey?

You are so going to hell mister





Seriously tho' stop being a dick.

Government shill? How much they paying you sonny?

No shock value. Juvenile trolling effort.

Laaame.

Gotta feeling you're too used to "Charmin'" to use Bible pages if you had to.

Use those thin pages to smoke a nice fat joint.

Pics or it did not happen.

OP has disappeared. Those eighth graders are real pussies.

You are drunk. Sleep it off.

not trolling, more venting then anything. Living in the bible belt can drive you mad. "praise jesus, but i dont like blacks" damn hypochristians (hypocrites, see what i did there? huh? soo, there for..when tshtf bibles are backup TP!

as long as it is an NIV bible you are ok

and

Why wouldn't wash your ass out in the shower and save more paper?

Wonder how long before a Christian threatens to chop off your head?

Hauling all the holy water from the nearest church is difficult...

Works like a charm.

Revealing - this might offend a christian - ho hum

But do the same with the Queeran - See the "religion of peace" come unhinged



Last Edited by No Dhimmi on 03/13/2013 10:02 AM

All this means is that your buttucks and anus will be on the worst fires imaginable, when you are judged and go straight to hell soon!! Your buttucks and anus will feel as though a blow torch is lighting you up, forever and ever!!

What a weak dick job of trolling.

Are you seriously so stupid you can't figure out how to afford four rolls of TP at the dollar store? Not only that, but doesn't your soap cost go up considering your just smearing shit all over yourself. It's not like the bible's paper was designed to soak up anything.

There is still time to repent.

I would love to find the bible printed on toilet paper, I'd buy a bunch of them and give them to all my friends! Of course I wouldn't be very popular... I know people hate it when I say the bible (The Book of Hate) is not fit to printed on toilet paper.

^^^ This

Plus this from a Anonymous COWARD

It's already a book full of shit anyway, might as well.

Did you say you wipe using a Koran, that takes alot of never to admit OP.

bibles also make great stash boxes! just cut the center out of the middle section pages, leaving the spine and edges all in tact, and there you have it. perfect place to put some goodies. or valuables. or chicken bones. you're only limited by your imagination!