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Do men in comas get erections?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/06/2010 09:57 PM
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Do men in comas get erections?
I think you need to be conscious to get aroused, but I dunno.
Do nurses have to periodically "relieve" these patients?
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12/06/2010 09:58 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
I've seen a corpse with a boner before......I won't say where.
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12/06/2010 10:04 PM
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That's a helluva thing to ponder with everything that's happening right now, but okay, hmmm . . .

Considering guys wake up stiff, I'd say yes.

I wonder if he'd be liable for child support?
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12/06/2010 10:12 PM
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I'm an M.D., Dr. Krankheit, specializing in uro-genital disorders. I have on staff an R.N. who is specially trained to deal with the challenge you discuss. It is a significant issue with younger, vital coma patients, of course. Rather than have them suffer further pain via no release, Mandy, the R.N., has been assigned certain rounds at the local hospitals. Rest assured these coma patients have often been seen smiling after Mandy has been to visit. And a number of the men, now recovered, have some memories of the pleasure, and will call Mandy to thank her for her service. And, happy ending wise, Mandy is now engaged to one of these ex patients, a wealthy industrialist named Ferris Tarkington III, severely injured when he ran his Ferrari into a large group of protesting anti globalists, and then careened into a wall, having skidded on some blood. A very attractive couple, i might add.
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12/06/2010 10:14 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
Not sure, but it's a great premise for the conception of a modern American protagonist.

Wait...sorry...John Irving has already done that.
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12/06/2010 10:16 PM
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I'm an M.D., Dr. Krankheit, specializing in uro-genital disorders. I have on staff an R.N. who is specially trained to deal with the challenge you discuss. It is a significant issue with younger, vital coma patients, of course. Rather than have them suffer further pain via no release, Mandy, the R.N., has been assigned certain rounds at the local hospitals. Rest assured these coma patients have often been seen smiling after Mandy has been to visit. And a number of the men, now recovered, have some memories of the pleasure, and will call Mandy to thank her for her service. And, happy ending wise, Mandy is now engaged to one of these ex patients, a wealthy industrialist named Ferris Tarkington III, severely injured when he ran his Ferrari into a large group of protesting anti globalists, and then careened into a wall, having skidded on some blood. A very attractive couple, i might add.
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I wonder if Happy Endings are covered under my insurance.
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12/06/2010 10:17 PM
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Not sure, but it's a great premise for the conception of a modern American protagonist.

Wait...sorry...John Irving has already done that.
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12/06/2010 10:20 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
You watch way too much retro porn from the 80's.

Although, the lazymans guide to getting laid does presumably state that you should injure yourself so you can hook up with an old horny nurse.
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12/06/2010 10:21 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
Yes an erection is considered a physical reflex and can occur with coma victims. It is not believed to be brought on by external stimuli.
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12/06/2010 10:21 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
I think you need to be conscious to get aroused, but I dunno.
Do nurses have to periodically "relieve" these patients?
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Nah, guys can do this themselves remember.

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12/06/2010 10:23 PM
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I've seen a corpse with a boner before......I won't say where.
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Larry King?
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12/06/2010 10:26 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
I think you need to be conscious to get aroused, but I dunno.
Do nurses have to periodically "relieve" these patients?

Nah, guys can do this themselves remember.

(wet dream)
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I dont believe coma patients dream. So they wouldn't get any stimuli, either external or thoughts
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I've seen a corpse with a boner before......I won't say where.

Larry King?
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Yeah, the strange thing was that he was in my dentist's office.



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12/07/2010 12:16 PM
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I've seen a corpse with a boner before......I won't say where.

Larry King?


Yeah, the strange thing was that he was in my dentist's office.



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uhhhh, care to elaborate??? wtf
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12/07/2010 12:17 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
I think you need to be conscious to get aroused, but I dunno.
Do nurses have to periodically "relieve" these patients?
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I would suspect that men get them until they are flat out dead.
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12/07/2010 12:18 PM
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Of course they can, how do you think most guys end up with kids...sounds like a typical Saturday night to me...
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When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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I think you need to be conscious to get aroused, but I dunno.
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I would suspect that men get them until they are flat out dead.
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Yeah, except when you get into your 80's it's more like a longer than normal rope, rather than a boner...
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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Do nurses have to periodically "relieve" these patients?
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I'll bet some of them do if the guy is young and hot.
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12/07/2010 12:21 PM
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Do men in comas get erections?
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Probably, unless all chemtrailers and 9/11 thruthers are impotent
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12/07/2010 12:23 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
Let me check........................yep
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12/07/2010 12:25 PM
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Re: Do men in comas get erections?
hehe, interesting thought. I do know that the well known morning boner is a result of a full bladder agitating certain nerves.

But it's almost impossible to pee with a boner, thanks god for the design flaw LOL!

In coma state I'd assume your body wouldn't be able to be turned on but who knows!





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