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Chinese Scientists Dress In Panda Costumes To Assure Success Of Breeding Program

 
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Even the panda bears are depressed and don't want sex. Messed up when they bring in sock puppets in panda suits. I guess it is supposed to be panda porn.
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12/07/2010 08:51 AM
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run gookbears r coming .
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12/07/2010 09:15 AM
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Atleast the Chinese are trying too save the Panda From Extinction , good luck China.
I recomend a drug that makes the Panda's super Horny, like MDMA or somthing.
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That's cute:)
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12/07/2010 10:03 AM
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They do realise that just putting on a suit doesn't make you a panda ... don't they?
It's the pandas that need to get it on, not a couple of furries.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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I didn't know Trinity has decided to pretend to be a Chinese Scientist for the sheer sake of gratifying his primal desires for having sex with a nearly extinct species.

He never ceases to amaze me with his ingenuinty and resourcefulness.
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12/07/2010 10:30 AM
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Why are humans so intent in keeping around a failed species of animals.

Pandas are poory adapted even before human deforestation. Why not genetically engenier them to be better instead of saving something nature has already condamned.
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give them some space cake!!
always helps..
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give them some space cake!!
always helps..
 Quoting: Carpian


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The Chinese scientists are a strange bunch. Did they "show" them how it's done too?
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tard
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The Chinese scientists are a strange bunch. Did they "show" them how it's done too?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1168254


LOL No...it's so the baby Panda's don't get used to seeing human faces.
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HAWT
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Pandas are so cute~~~~~~~~~~
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12/07/2010 01:09 PM
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Apparently, no captive-raised pandas have ever survived more than a few months...the wild pandas kill them?
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Apparently, no captive-raised pandas have ever survived more than a few months...the wild pandas kill them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1183627

When released into the wild...
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12/07/2010 01:11 PM
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I don't think the wild pandas will care about the captive pandas being raised by people in panda suits.
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Hint------>imprinting
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Nothing new is it here we have a man in a president suit pretending to be a human that cares about the USA.See the panda deal might work after all.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1162227



some funny commercials there
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They do realise that just putting on a suit doesn't make you a panda ... don't they?
It's the pandas that need to get it on, not a couple of furries.
 Quoting: Exile


Did you even read the article, or did you just look at the pictures?


putin
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Closet Furries looking for an excuse.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1162227


funny
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[link to au.video.yahoo.com]
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12/07/2010 03:31 PM
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Does RedTube have a Panda category yet?
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All I could think about when reading the title of this post was the scene at the end of the movie "Trading Places" where Beeks ends up in a cage dressed as a gorilla with another gorilla on a slow boat to Africa.....
Who is John Galt?
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they need to stop playing with the pandas, and treating them like pets, and stop being so damned hands on if they want success in releasing them into the wild. Pandas are solitary animals, in the wild.. they dpo not have recess time and all get together and play together. Males and females dpo not interact unless breeding... and they are not hand fed up till adulthood. They should be taught in captivity how to act like wild pandas, not how to rely on humans... The chinese are doing more damage than good.
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dressing up always makes sex a little bit more interesting.

these scientists are on to something.
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Re: Chinese Scientists Dress In Panda Costumes To Assure Success Of Breeding Program
Why are humans so intent in keeping around a failed species of animals.

Pandas are poory adapted even before human deforestation. Why not genetically engenier them to be better instead of saving something nature has already condamned.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 871205


They are not a failed species, they are hunted... and killed for panda pelts.

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