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Would you rather have sex with Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi?

 
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They would both awaken with sore asses. And a super glued ball gag.
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Hillary - definitely!
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01/25/2012 07:24 PM
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must choose one!
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That's how straight men turn gay
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I like both, after all they try to fuck us. Might as well get something out of it.
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01/25/2012 07:32 PM
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:stupidity0:
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01/25/2012 07:43 PM
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Definitely Pelosi. She's got a great rack and a tight body for being 80. Hillary looks like Corkey.
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01/25/2012 07:46 PM
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I think I'm more a Hillary type. But if it would be from politics I would do this witch:

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i would opt out suicide We have been screwed by bolth of
them for years
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Pelosi, at least she's got some big ol sili sacks to play with.
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Yeah, if you don't mind them draggin' on the ground
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01/25/2012 08:01 PM
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Sounds like the concept of sport fkng the politicians is taking hold. Be kind to H. & N.
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01/25/2012 09:40 PM
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both at the same time
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hilary definitely only had one kid an probly aint had bills slimy dick since pelosi has had so many kids an tucks an so forth be like screwin your granma.banana2
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01/25/2012 09:54 PM
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Hillary.


Would you rather have sex with Ron Paul or Newt Gingrich?
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01/25/2012 10:00 PM
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Hillary.


Would you rather have sex with Ron Paul or Newt Gingrich?
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Ohh dear god, don't make this any worse than it has to be !scared

I'd rather choose Lewinski clinton no
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01/25/2012 10:03 PM
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Hillary.


Would you rather have sex with Ron Paul or Newt Gingrich?
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Omg, Ron or Newt?

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It's hard to have sex if the woman makes you limp. Do you mean if I had a shoehorn to assist my shoving it in?

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must choose one!
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I choose this instead.


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crusty old granola dykes ...
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Both evil witches.

I hate both with a passion.

I think I would kill myself.
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hillary
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Hillary - definitely!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 864564


dubyahititbananasexbounceb
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02/18/2012 08:20 PM
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must choose one!

There's not a cut my dick off option? Look, I wouldn't fuck either with YOUR dick.
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+1,000,000
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Agreed -- if multiple choice -- C -- none of above
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hillary
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02/18/2012 08:26 PM
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Hillary probably has restraints and a big strap on. I'm scared. Pelosi, i will just close my eyes and remember those wild nights with your mom. I'd get through it!
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02/18/2012 08:26 PM

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i would opt out suicide We have been screwed by bolth of
them for years
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I'm with him.

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both
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I just had dinner dammit!

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