Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different

Every one thinks THEIR GF won't change completely after marriage, because that's what she tells them.

Every guy thinks he can either deal with fucking the same chick for the rest of his life, or that he is so good at fucking around he'll NEVER get caught.

The divorced guys always tell some tale of horror that makes the Mei Lei Massacre look like a walk in the park, but every married guy thinks "poor bastard; glad that won't happen to me."

And yet every young guy is lured by the prospect of eternal love and free pussy for life.

So it goes.