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Richard Eldritch User ID: 1186331 United Kingdom 12/11/2010 12:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me Last Edited by Richard Eldritch on 12/11/2010 12:02 PM HUSSAR! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1177867 Egypt 12/11/2010 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me Quoting: Richard Eldritchwrong. Never get married. Unless you're an idiot. congrats on being a fucking idiot!! |
][nƒ³RnªL User ID: 820518 Puerto Rico 12/11/2010 12:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Marriage: Great way to ruin a perfect relationship,.... Theories: Misconceptions awaiting confirmation of incorrectness. Everything is subject to continually changing variables, leaving nothing to remain as a constant.]D)one!!!! :nfrnl1111: |
Eyeseeall User ID: 1191669 United States 12/11/2010 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1191804yes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so. It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa. Not me, never "What can death take away from me –nothing! What can life give to me – nothing! All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me. Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry." Its pronounced Icy All |
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D's Pet User ID: 1191797 United States 12/11/2010 12:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me Quoting: Richard EldritchWorked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1177867 Egypt 12/11/2010 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1191804I think that once you hear the door snap shut behind you you realize you're going to have to perform from here on in. There's no way out (except disaster). This must be suffocating...it's like when you're a little boy and you long to be in the Army or the Marines. Then one day maybe you join and you sign that paper and you're marched onto that bus with 3 or 4 years ahead of you of pure slavery...the total immolation of your own ego within this foreign organization. The only way out is maybe the Canadian border...and you sure as hell don't want to spend the rest of your life hiding out in Canada, in the dark and the cold with those retards... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 348276 United States 12/11/2010 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me Quoting: D's PetWorked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex. ...you are a ticking bomb, D's pet. Pets who are abused tend to flip out. |
Richard Eldritch User ID: 1186331 United Kingdom 12/11/2010 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me Quoting: D's PetWorked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex. I really mean bored of the whole chasing and dating thing! HUSSAR! |
D's Pet User ID: 1191797 United States 12/11/2010 12:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price. Quoting: Eyeseeallyes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so. It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa. Not me, never How old are you? The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
D's Pet User ID: 1191797 United States 12/11/2010 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me Quoting: Richard EldritchWorked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex. I really mean bored of the whole chasing and dating thing! Oh, well, he still looks now and then. So that helps. The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich. ~P. J. O'Rourke |
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][nƒ³RnªL User ID: 820518 Puerto Rico 12/11/2010 12:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Damn D's Pet, Thems some glow in the dark legs ya got there,.... Theories: Misconceptions awaiting confirmation of incorrectness. Everything is subject to continually changing variables, leaving nothing to remain as a constant.]D)one!!!! :nfrnl1111: |
Soup Nazi User ID: 1030338 United States 12/11/2010 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I sure thought mine would be different... i sure was wrong. I agree OP! But whose really going to heed that warning. The Prodigal Son, God's gift from above, You can call me The One, or call me names to make fun, but when its all said and done- 99 Names but 'A B!tch' Aint One. |
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Eyeseeall User ID: 1191669 United States 12/11/2010 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price. Quoting: D's Petyes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so. It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa. Not me, never How old are you? Im 23, and no I don't get prostitutes (Clear over exaggeration), I would rather be celibate. but yes, I'm 23, single, and loving every minute of it. Not tied down, no kids, and no nagging wife telling me what to do all the time, or cheating on me. "What can death take away from me –nothing! What can life give to me – nothing! All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me. Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry." Its pronounced Icy All |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77539 United States 12/11/2010 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177867Every one thinks THEIR GF won't change completely after marriage, because that's what she tells them. Every guy thinks he can either deal with fucking the same chick for the rest of his life, or that he is so good at fucking around he'll NEVER get caught. The divorced guys always tell some tale of horror that makes the Mei Lei Massacre look like a walk in the park, but every married guy thinks "poor bastard; glad that won't happen to me." And yet every young guy is lured by the prospect of eternal love and free pussy for life. So it goes. Wisdom from Egypt. You've nailed it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 348276 United States 12/11/2010 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Marriage is the art of negotiation. Most marriages fail, because both are full of unrealistic expectations and unrealistic principles of reality. The marriages that survive, are the ones who 'fall out of love' from their false expectations, and start loving the person. Marriage is an 'entity'. "My life", "Your life", and "our life". Most couples don't see the marriage as a third entity and marriage dies. Some people are better persons being single. Some others prefer to share their life with somebody. The clue is: We have to get to know ourselves to really, really know which are our 'negotatiables' and our 'no-negotiables'. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1191857 South Africa 12/11/2010 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe the problem isn't marriage, or staying together, or even your partner. Maybe the problem is you are such a mean, cynical git that the real class-act ladies don't want to put up with your shit. Y'know? Just sayin' |
Richard Eldritch User ID: 1186331 United Kingdom 12/11/2010 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price. Quoting: Eyeseeallyes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so. It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa. Not me, never How old are you? Im 23, and no I don't get prostitutes (Clear over exaggeration), I would rather be celibate. but yes, I'm 23, single, and loving every minute of it. Not tied down, no kids, and no nagging wife telling me what to do all the time, or cheating on me. *AHEM!* yeah celibate... HUSSAR! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77539 United States 12/11/2010 12:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think that once you hear the door snap shut behind you you realize you're going to have to perform from here on in. There's no way out (except disaster). This must be suffocating...it's like when you're a little boy and you long to be in the Army or the Marines. Then one day maybe you join and you sign that paper and you're marched onto that bus with 3 or 4 years ahead of you of pure slavery...the total immolation of your own ego within this foreign organization. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177867The only way out is maybe the Canadian border...and you sure as hell don't want to spend the rest of your life hiding out in Canada, in the dark and the cold with those retards... You were going good until that last remark. |
Eyeseeall User ID: 1191669 United States 12/11/2010 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price. Quoting: Richard Eldritchyes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so. It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa. Not me, never How old are you? Im 23, and no I don't get prostitutes (Clear over exaggeration), I would rather be celibate. but yes, I'm 23, single, and loving every minute of it. Not tied down, no kids, and no nagging wife telling me what to do all the time, or cheating on me. *AHEM!* yeah celibate... LOL for a second there I thought that said Amen! yea celibate. LOL I was like, NO WAY, that is the opposite of Amen. "What can death take away from me –nothing! What can life give to me – nothing! All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me. Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry." Its pronounced Icy All |
Richard Eldritch User ID: 1186331 United Kingdom 12/11/2010 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [nƒ³RnªL] Quoting: Damn D's Pet, Thems some glow in the dark legs ya got there,.... Where do you get the groovy text fron Infernal? is it a enhanced members Christmas thing? Last Edited by Richard Eldritch on 12/11/2010 12:28 PM HUSSAR! |
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