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Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!

 
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Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different

Every one thinks THEIR GF won't change completely after marriage, because that's what she tells them.

Every guy thinks he can either deal with fucking the same chick for the rest of his life, or that he is so good at fucking around he'll NEVER get caught.

The divorced guys always tell some tale of horror that makes the Mei Lei Massacre look like a walk in the park, but every married guy thinks "poor bastard; glad that won't happen to me."

And yet every young guy is lured by the prospect of eternal love and free pussy for life.

So it goes.

dumbass
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12/11/2010 11:57 AM
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Dipshit.
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Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.
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Dipshit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1144472

lol...bitter, much?

lmao
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My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me

Last Edited by Richard Eldritch on 12/11/2010 12:02 PM
HUSSAR!
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My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch

wrong.

Never get married. Unless you're an idiot.

congrats on being a fucking idiot!!

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Marriage: Great way to ruin a perfect relationship,....
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Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1191804


yes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so.

It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa.

Not me, never
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Self denial self delusion what else could you call it?
Being overly optimistic, lying to yourself?
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch


Worked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex.
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1191804

I think that once you hear the door snap shut behind you you realize you're going to have to perform from here on in. There's no way out (except disaster). This must be suffocating...it's like when you're a little boy and you long to be in the Army or the Marines. Then one day maybe you join and you sign that paper and you're marched onto that bus with 3 or 4 years ahead of you of pure slavery...the total immolation of your own ego within this foreign organization.

The only way out is maybe the Canadian border...and you sure as hell don't want to spend the rest of your life hiding out in Canada, in the dark and the cold with those retards...
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me


Worked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex.
 Quoting: D's Pet

...you are a ticking bomb, D's pet. Pets who are abused tend to flip out.
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me


Worked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex.
 Quoting: D's Pet

I really mean bored of the whole chasing and dating thing!
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.


yes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so.

It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa.

Not me, never
 Quoting: Eyeseeall


How old are you?
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My Advice? Shag till you are bored of sex,THEN when you are in your late thirtys,find a nice Women with a heart of Gold, Marry and have Kids.Worked for me


Worked for my husband, too, except he's never gotten bored of sex.

I really mean bored of the whole chasing and dating thing!
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch


Oh, well, he still looks now and then. So that helps.
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Mortgages, divorce courts, child custody, mediation, counseling...

It's no coincidence that joo-Hollywood pumps out chick flicks...


lol
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Damn D's Pet,
Thems some glow in the dark legs ya got there,.... chuckle
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
I sure thought mine would be different... i sure was wrong. I agree OP! But whose really going to heed that warning.
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You have a really lousy attitude.
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.


yes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so.

It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa.

Not me, never


How old are you?
 Quoting: D's Pet


Im 23, and no I don't get prostitutes (Clear over exaggeration), I would rather be celibate. but yes, I'm 23, single, and loving every minute of it. Not tied down, no kids, and no nagging wife telling me what to do all the time, or cheating on me.
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different

Every one thinks THEIR GF won't change completely after marriage, because that's what she tells them.

Every guy thinks he can either deal with fucking the same chick for the rest of his life, or that he is so good at fucking around he'll NEVER get caught.

The divorced guys always tell some tale of horror that makes the Mei Lei Massacre look like a walk in the park, but every married guy thinks "poor bastard; glad that won't happen to me."

And yet every young guy is lured by the prospect of eternal love and free pussy for life.

So it goes.

dumbass
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Wisdom from Egypt. You've nailed it.
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12/11/2010 12:19 PM
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Excellent summary La-La-La!


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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Marriage is the art of negotiation.
Most marriages fail, because both are full of unrealistic expectations and unrealistic principles of reality.

The marriages that survive, are the ones who 'fall out of love' from their false expectations, and start loving the person.

Marriage is an 'entity'. "My life", "Your life", and "our life". Most couples don't see the marriage as a third entity and marriage dies.

Some people are better persons being single. Some others prefer to share their life with somebody. The clue is: We have to get to know ourselves to really, really know which are our 'negotatiables' and our 'no-negotiables'.
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Re: Everyone thinks THEIR marriage is going to be different....LOL!!
Mortgages, divorce courts, child custody, mediation, counseling...

It's no coincidence that joo-Hollywood pumps out chick flicks...


lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177867

ah!!!!! JOO HOLLYWOOD!!!

well well..

opie got "issues" up the ass!!


lmao
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12/11/2010 12:22 PM
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My lady and I have been together 21 years. We didn't get married because we didn't need some church to give us permission to be together. We sure as fuck didn't need the state's approval either. But we knew this was "it" when we got together. I know cynical is often mistaken for cool here on GLP but... sorry... in this case I have to tell you I am really still totally in love with this woman. She is the most amazing person I have ever met and she just gets more and more beautiful. And, if you must know, the sex is really great.

Maybe the problem isn't marriage, or staying together, or even your partner. Maybe the problem is you are such a mean, cynical git that the real class-act ladies don't want to put up with your shit.
Y'know?
Just sayin'
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Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.


yes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so.

It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa.

Not me, never


How old are you?


Im 23, and no I don't get prostitutes (Clear over exaggeration), I would rather be celibate. but yes, I'm 23, single, and loving every minute of it. Not tied down, no kids, and no nagging wife telling me what to do all the time, or cheating on me.
 Quoting: Eyeseeall

*AHEM!* yeah celibate... jerkit
HUSSAR!
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I think that once you hear the door snap shut behind you you realize you're going to have to perform from here on in. There's no way out (except disaster). This must be suffocating...it's like when you're a little boy and you long to be in the Army or the Marines. Then one day maybe you join and you sign that paper and you're marched onto that bus with 3 or 4 years ahead of you of pure slavery...the total immolation of your own ego within this foreign organization.

The only way out is maybe the Canadian border...and you sure as hell don't want to spend the rest of your life hiding out in Canada, in the dark and the cold with those retards...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177867


You were going good until that last remark.
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Nothing in life is free. Everything has its price.


yes, getting married is the price. Price for what? free pussy? I can get that from a prostitute if I wanted it that bad. Marriage is bad news. Every person I have ever seen get married did so because the woman accidentally got knocked up, or they were pressured by everyone else to do so.

It always ends badly, either divorce, or a doped up housewife sleeping all day and a husband cheating on her, or vice versa.

Not me, never


How old are you?


Im 23, and no I don't get prostitutes (Clear over exaggeration), I would rather be celibate. but yes, I'm 23, single, and loving every minute of it. Not tied down, no kids, and no nagging wife telling me what to do all the time, or cheating on me.

*AHEM!* yeah celibate... jerkit
 Quoting: Richard Eldritch


LOL for a second there I thought that said Amen! yea celibate. LOL
I was like, NO WAY, that is the opposite of Amen.
"What can death take away from me –nothing!
What can life give to me – nothing!
All the dramas of this world is happening in front of me.
Let it happen whatever has to happen, Therefore why worry."

Its pronounced Icy All
Richard Eldritch

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Damn D's Pet,
Thems some glow in the dark legs ya got there,.... chuckle
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Where do you get the groovy text fron Infernal? is it a enhanced members Christmas thing?

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HUSSAR!
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My dad used to say to me, "you can tell who is married when you are dining out, they are the ones that dont speak to eachother during the meal"





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