how would you satisfy a smokin' hot 50+ year old woman?

Metamucil smoothie?


This is the funniest thing I've read all year.
Anyone getting severely offended by this *cough* filante pre *cough* really needs to develop a sense of humor.




sure you say that when you're an old farte and someone stereo types you as needing metamucil and depends......


You really need to cheer up.
Good lord, you're probably one of the most bitter posters in GLP.

It's like someone pisses in your Bran Flakes with Prune juice and doesn't let you watch Matlock every morning.

Metamucil smoothie?


This is the funniest thing I've read all year.
Anyone getting severely offended by this *cough* filante pre *cough* really needs to develop a sense of humor.




sure you say that when you're an old farte and someone stereo types you as needing metamucil and depends......


You really need to cheer up.
Good lord, you're probably one of the most bitter posters in GLP.

It's like someone pisses in your Bran Flakes with Prune juice and doesn't let you watch Matlock every morning.



is that right? I don't eat bran flakes, I don't drink Prune Juice and I don't watch t.v. and I'm not bitter dork

These days?...

These days?...


I satisfy one every night. Do you honestly believe there's any difference in the age of the woman? Do they somehow morph into something else at 30 or something? Older women react the exact same way as younger women during sex.
Sometime this board astounds me.

I satisfy one every night. Do you honestly believe there's any difference in the age of the woman? Do they somehow morph into something else at 30 or something? Older women react the exact same way as younger women during sex.
Sometime this board astounds me.

somkin' hot and 50 year old don't belong in the same sentence