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Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 06:52 AM
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Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
so i woke up this morning and my husbands side of the bed was super damp : / i asked him what happened and just playing around "i said did u pee in the bed?!" he got super defensive said no! but hesitated to gave an explanation. he basically just shut me up and never talked about it again. well yesterday same thing happened. im kind of scared to ask cause i think it might b some kind of medical problem. im just worried ill be washing sheets constantly if we dont face the issue and get him some kind of help
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12/16/2010 06:53 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Like sands thru the hourglass, soooo are the days our lives.
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12/16/2010 06:53 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
I suggest a trip to the Doctors. hf
You have one life. Live it.
You have one voice, use it.
You have one
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/16/2010 06:57 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
I suggest a trip to the Doctors. hf
 Quoting: Hickory


He already did. Doctors suggested him to stop masturbating everyday.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 06:57 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
I suggest a trip to the Doctors. hf


He already did. Doctors suggested him to stop masturbating everyday.
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lmao you sure married a winner OP
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 06:58 AM
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:herjob:
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12/16/2010 06:59 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Rubber sheets.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 07:05 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
- Dont get nervous/mad at him, you'll only make it worse
- Make sure he goes to the toilet before he goes to bed
- Tell him not to drink a hour before he goes to bed
- Tell him your scared somethings up, discuss what might be the problem, the best way is to say it in a loving way.

Any other ideas people ?
GreenTabasco

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12/16/2010 07:06 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Tell him not to get s o ooo drunk!
Your day will come...
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 07:22 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
- Dont get nervous/mad at him, you'll only make it worse
- Make sure he goes to the toilet before he goes to bed
- Tell him not to drink a hour before he goes to bed
- Tell him your scared somethings up, discuss what might be the problem, the best way is to say it in a loving way.

Any other ideas people ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051


- Be extra nice all day
- Offer random bj's 'just because'
- Stop talking while he's watching TV
- Never nag
Richard Eldritch

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12/16/2010 07:24 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
It may be sweat OP? I used to soak the bed, then got a new matress when we moved and I haven't been sweaty since.
HUSSAR!
Prof_Rabbit

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12/16/2010 07:24 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
sweat
"Anger is a wind that blows out the lamp of your mind"
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 07:27 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
I suggest a trip to the Doctors. hf


He already did. Doctors suggested him to stop masturbating everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 750373


bsflag
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 07:45 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
He is just getting old and getting the drips. He just needs to use a hemostat on his dick to stop this.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 07:51 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
foam top mattresses trap body heat.

did you recently get a new mattress?
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 07:53 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
This seems to be a problem with a lot of guys. Several women I have talked with say it happens with thier husbands every now and then. It seems that boys wet the bed way more than girls and sometimes it continues when they are grown men. I would just talk to him about it without embarrassing him and tell him its ok and to just let you know so the sheets can be washed. It is probally just an occassional thing and may not ever happen again. If it does continue, there are the adult diapers that can be worn at night although I dont know if your husband would want to do that.
OVRANALYZE

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12/16/2010 08:07 AM

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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
set the alarm during the night so he can get up and take a piss. ill be right back, i have to take a piss now
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:26 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
depends
Ossie bloke

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12/16/2010 08:32 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Perhaps he had a dream in which he was urinating. Happens to me about once or twice a decade. I sometimes wake up half way through when I realize it is a dream and that I am, in fact, in a bed.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:33 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
This has happened to me a couple of times. You dream that you are going to the bathroom and you are in a deep sleep and you go. no biggie
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:36 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Look on the bright side, he could be shitting the bed instead....
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:36 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
They make adult "pull ups" you know for urinary problems.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:37 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Maybe he spilt beer, I've fallen asleep with half full cans of beer before LOL the results were also quite damp.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:38 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
you should fuck him more. He probably was horny and had a wet dream.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:39 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Perhaps you should have let him piss over you , are you into water sports
etherealgirl

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12/16/2010 08:44 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Tell him not to get s o ooo drunk!
 Quoting: GreenTabasco

"I'm eschewing all men, cigarettes and carbohydrates".~Bridget Jones


I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, you're special.
Anonymous Coward
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12/16/2010 08:45 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
Stop sticking his hand in warm water while he's asleep!
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12/16/2010 09:40 AM
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Re: Help Help!!! I think my husband peed in the bed.
- Dont get nervous/mad at him, you'll only make it worse
- Make sure he goes to the toilet before he goes to bed
- Tell him not to drink a hour before he goes to bed
- Tell him your scared somethings up, discuss what might be the problem, the best way is to say it in a loving way.

Any other ideas people ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1138051


Good advise thats what i make sure my 5y old is doing every night. This morning he came to me and said he didnt feel well and then he proceeded to puke all over me.

In other words it can be a lot worse then a bit of pee... trust me.
Judderman

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12/16/2010 09:45 AM
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