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HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!

 
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HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Ok, so here's the backstory... a couple of weeks ago I heard some "meowing" so I went to investigate and saw this little kitty on my carport. I tried to pet it and it ran away but a few minutes later it came up on my porch. I didn't have any cat food so I gave it some chips and it was starving and really skinny.I fed it outside for a couple of days but then my daughter begged me to keep it and of course... we did.
I searched for testicles and saw none and so "she" was given the name "princess poopsalot" because "she" does... I thought we could call her princess for short.
Long story short... upon further investigation it appears Princess poopsalot actually has a pair. I don't really want to call him prince poopsalot so I'm stuck. He's a little black kitty with white boots and a ton of "kittehness"
help me GLP!... what should I name this Kitteh?
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Let your daughter name him. Or maybe give him a Christmas themed name. Comet...Donner...Snowball...something like that.

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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Let your daughter name him. Or maybe give him a Christmas themed name. Comet...Donner...Snowball...something like that.
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She wants to name it "zoey" but it's a boy now so I'm just calling it kitty for now
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
How about Moran.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its own victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than omnipotent moral busy-bodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -- C.S. Lewis
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How about Moran.
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Im not sure the kids would really like or understand that... thanks for the input though
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Let your daughter name him. Or maybe give him a Christmas themed name. Comet...Donner...Snowball...something like that.

She wants to name it "zoey" but it's a boy now so I'm just calling it kitty for now
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I think she will probably come up with a more appropriate name with a little help from you.

Good luck, and thanks for taking him in. hf
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I named my cat dumbo----because the little thing is so stupid-- when you talk to it you have to wait one whole minute before this stupid cat understands...dumbo looks like a fluffy white tiger kitten that is dumber than a box of rocks!!! poor retarded little kitty...
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Pringles or Jax
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or fuddles for short
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hey, I actually kind of like that one
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Let's see, it's black and you couldn't find its balls? Name it Obama.
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
I named my cat dumbo----because the little thing is so stupid-- when you talk to it you have to wait one whole minute before this stupid cat understands...dumbo looks like a fluffy white tiger kitten that is dumber than a box of rocks!!! poor retarded little kitty...
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lol, thats too funny
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Let's see, it's black and you couldn't find its balls? Name it Obama.
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gasp


chuckle
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Let your daughter name him. Or maybe give him a Christmas themed name. Comet...Donner...Snowball...something like that.

She wants to name it "zoey" but it's a boy now so I'm just calling it kitty for now
 Quoting: Wayne_Ker


I once named a cat Kit E. Cat and we simply called her Kit however, the name will work for a male just as well.
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Ok, so here's the backstory... a couple of weeks ago I heard some "meowing" so I went to investigate and saw this little kitty on my carport. I tried to pet it and it ran away but a few minutes later it came up on my porch. I didn't have any cat food so I gave it some chips and it was starving and really skinny.I fed it outside for a couple of days but then my daughter begged me to keep it and of course... we did.
I searched for testicles and saw none and so "she" was given the name "princess poopsalot" because "she" does... I thought we could call her princess for short.
Long story short... upon further investigation it appears Princess poopsalot actually has a pair. I don't really want to call him prince poopsalot so I'm stuck. He's a little black kitty with white boots and a ton of "kittehness"
help me GLP!... what should I name this Kitteh?
 Quoting: Wayne_Ker


Hey, if you said your kitty was white, I was gonna think you found the same one I did. I have the same story. This kitty is also taking care of some little ones, but I haven't seen them for a few days. We decided to name this kitty 'playa', as in player, for the way he comes on strong and then takes off. Apparently, I am doing some pretty cool human tricks and 'playa' is entertained.

Anyway, feel free to use Playa, which I think is a pretty cool name.
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
name it chance because it is by chance it is yours and still alive today!
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Let's see, it's black and you couldn't find its balls? Name it Obama.
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...Freddie..."Fred Astaire"...tuxedo kitteh :)


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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
I once named a cat Kit E. Cat and we simply called her Kit however, the name will work for a male just as well.
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Out of curiosity, did the cat pick up on your unique spelling of "kitty"?
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Let's see, it's black and you couldn't find its balls? Name it Obama.
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LMFAO!!
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Let's see, it's black and you couldn't find its balls? Name it Obama.
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rofl
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Long story short... upon further investigation it appears Princess poopsalot actually has a pair.

help me GLP!... what should I name this Kitteh?
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Let's see, it's black and you couldn't find its balls? Name it Obama.

LMFAO!!
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lmao
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Long story short... upon further investigation it appears Princess poopsalot actually has a pair.

help me GLP!... what should I name this Kitteh?


Mighty Mouser... a tribute to his mini-junk!

:D


 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan



Awww, that's cute!
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Depends on what she looks like. For the girls, I like "Rosie", "Kitts", or "Goldie." Or if she's black and white, "Copper."
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Re: HEY GLP, Help me name muh kitteh!
Long story short... upon further investigation it appears Princess poopsalot actually has a pair.

help me GLP!... what should I name this Kitteh?


Mighty Mouser... a tribute to his mini-junk!

:D


 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan

lol, thanks for the laugh scrump
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