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How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:09 PM
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How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife? She doesnt do anything but lay around while im at work, and then expect me to do dishes, laundry, and clean the house. Should i just quit doing everything? Granted we have a two and four year old, but i get everything done with them. What gives?
CrazyJarhead

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12/17/2010 09:11 PM

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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Punch her in the neck.
Pearl Harbor was an inside job.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:11 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Geez you sound like a nagging woman.
Shut it.
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12/17/2010 09:13 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Without fighting with her, have you ever asked her? Does she have a reason, excuse, something? If I didn't do the work it would pile up to the ceiling. My husband just doesn't see it or at least that is what he says. So maybe it just isn't an issue to her.
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12/17/2010 09:14 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
sounds like fun! congratulations 1rof1
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12/17/2010 09:15 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
You don't. You put your balls back in the jar and go about your business like normal.

Some call it love..
TheMacaroni
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12/17/2010 09:16 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Buy some whiskey and beer.Invite your friends over for poker then leave the house for 24 hours.Be sure to take your toothbrush you do not want to leave it behind.Might wanna take the cat to if you got one. birthday ana wave odance
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:17 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
FinalCountdown

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12/17/2010 09:17 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
a two and a four year old and you're bitching about dishes? I guarantee you she isn't sitting on her ass all day....she's probably more exhausted than you when you get home....

rather than fight over dishes how bout a dishwasher....it would definitely make life easier for ya....

don't be so hard on her man...unless she's sitting on her ass and the kids aren't being cared for....then you have an issue...
"Women who seek equality with men lack ambition."
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12/17/2010 09:19 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Punch her in the neck.
 Quoting: CrazyJarhead



then he can go to jail and deal with worse there.
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12/17/2010 09:21 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
a two and a four year old and you're bitching about dishes? I guarantee you she isn't sitting on her ass all day....she's probably more exhausted than you when you get home....

rather than fight over dishes how bout a dishwasher....it would definitely make life easier for ya....

don't be so hard on her man...unless she's sitting on her ass and the kids aren't being cared for....then you have an issue...
 Quoting: FinalCountdown



this^ i have btdt. it is no picnic being around two little kids all day. it was the most exhausting thing i have ever experienced.
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12/17/2010 09:22 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Steel wool & 9v battery.
ashesand sackcloth

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12/17/2010 09:24 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
No rest with toddlers till you teach them to play nintendo.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:25 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
she is depressed OP, take her out and let her feel life totally, make her see and feel things that will exhilerate her so she is alive again and happy

that is your responsibility you know, when she is down continually make her live life to the fullest, the kids will love it too
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12/17/2010 09:25 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
No rest with toddlers till you teach them to play nintendo.
 Quoting: ashesand sackcloth

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12/17/2010 09:26 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Without fighting with her, have you ever asked her? Does she have a reason, excuse, something? If I didn't do the work it would pile up to the ceiling. My husband just doesn't see it or at least that is what he says. So maybe it just isn't an issue to her.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1180598



she has a two year old and a four year old. nuff said. he needs to grow up and help. a man goes to work for 8 or maybe 10 hours while a mom is on all the time. she has no time clock to punch. so when the man gets home he needs to help with the chores(like washing the dinner dishes) or at least take the kids and keep them busy. put them in the tub and get them ready for bed. just don't sit down and act like she should wait on you.
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12/17/2010 09:27 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
she is depressed OP, take her out and let her feel life totally, make her see and feel things that will exhilerate her so she is alive again and happy

that is your responsibility you know, when she is down continually make her live life to the fullest, the kids will love it too
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1198641



yep, kids can suck the life right out of the woman until there isn't much left.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:27 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
my god what a lucky man you are

how did you get her to do that much

where is wife swap when you need it damit
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:29 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
KEEP YOUR DEPRESSING MARRIAGE TO YOURSELF!
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12/17/2010 09:34 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
 Quoting: Faith

And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.
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12/17/2010 09:37 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1198735



guess you missed the part where they have a 2 and 4 year old. or you must think that raising children isn't a job.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/17/2010 09:39 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1198735


I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2010 09:41 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.


I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916370



does she take care of the children?
FinalCountdown

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12/17/2010 09:42 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.


I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916370



she has the most important job in the world....she can make or break your kids' futures you realize that don't you? You need to support and help her.....
"Women who seek equality with men lack ambition."
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12/17/2010 09:43 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916370

LET HER! Turning off a "convenience" isn't a 911 call. She could be fined for making a false report.
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.


I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.



does she take care of the children?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1178936



nope, she don't even change the kids diapers.
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12/17/2010 09:44 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Send her over here. I will say nice things to her. I might even buy her a diamond. Then I will spank her ass and tell her to get home! LOL
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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12/17/2010 09:45 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.


I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.



does she take care of the children?



nope, she don't even change the kids diapers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 916370



has she always been this way or just lately? was she like this with the first child?
Ted Ted the weed head

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12/17/2010 09:45 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Tell her you'll take her to tiffany's if she gives you a blow job
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/17/2010 09:46 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
Cut off the cable?
And the internet, and the goddamn cellphone. Then tell her to get her fat ass out the door and find a job.


I did the same. she threatens me always that she would call 911.



she has the most important job in the world....she can make or break your kids' futures you realize that don't you? You need to support and help her.....
 Quoting: FinalCountdown



Yes I'm acting like submissive husband to her. Couldn't help myself.
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12/17/2010 09:47 PM
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Re: How do I light a fire under my lazy ass wife?
a two and a four year old and you're bitching about dishes? I guarantee you she isn't sitting on her ass all day....she's probably more exhausted than you when you get home....

rather than fight over dishes how bout a dishwasher....it would definitely make life easier for ya....

don't be so hard on her man...unless she's sitting on her ass and the kids aren't being cared for....then you have an issue...
 Quoting: FinalCountdown



Really? Dishes can still be done.. even with kids around all day. I raised 3 BY MYSELF! and when there is no help, you learn to multitask. There is no time to lay around..

OP, yes it's hard with kids all day, but the only reason she doesn't do dishes, etc.. is because she is getting into a rut.. and it's easier to shift the work on to you because she knows she can. If you weren't there to do it, she would have to do it!

Maybe.. she should get out alone some, and get some kind of life away from home. It helps a lot, and maybe she'll get out of the funk she's in.

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