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***FBI NOW SPYING ON YOUR GARBAGE***

 
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12/19/2010 04:47 PM
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please dont give your dog bones throw them 2 the fb i
so they can feel the love
anonymous coward
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12/19/2010 04:52 PM
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What do you mean now?
They have been doing this for thirty five years in Maryland
(and MANY other places)!
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12/19/2010 05:06 PM
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worst job ever?
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12/19/2010 05:09 PM
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Well, all they are gonna find in mine is empty beer bottles and cat litter - I hope they have fun !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1198592


they can sift through my faeces quite happly , i `ll watch while they rummage through my steaming poo poo ,good like finding a sweetcorn muthafukars
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12/19/2010 05:23 PM
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They ought to really enjoy the fish heads then.
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12/19/2010 05:26 PM
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I pick anything with my name or account numbers out of the recycling and will find a local having a bonfire and have a minor ceremony.
anonymous coward
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12/19/2010 05:32 PM
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I found the best thing is rotten eggs, aged to perfection.
Drop two into each garbage bag, then seal the bag and crush them before placing at the curb.
I am Free? Maybe

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put a pad lock on it.
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12/19/2010 05:49 PM
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I haul trash for a living. Five eighteen wheeler loods of the crap that humans produce. If the FBI is going through the jokes on them because it's disgusting nasty crap. Humans seem like a cancer to this planet.
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12/19/2010 05:50 PM
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think i'll take a big heaping dump in my trash next time just before chucking it out !
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12/19/2010 05:51 PM
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When ever you throw away dog poop be sure to type up some supicious activity text on some paper and then wrap up the dog poop in that so the text shows up through the plastic. Throw that bag away seperately so it can't be associtated with your other garbage. When the garbage snoopers see it they will see the suspicious activity text and open up the dog poop bag and have a nasty surprise.

The text should be something like "Jerry, come to oak street and main street with the Maryjane at ten oclock tonight.
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Ricfly52

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12/19/2010 05:55 PM
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I think everyone should go down to their local smut store, and buy a few of those big rubber dildos. Then get some rotten fish and wipe all over them. And place them in the garbage just under the top layer.

Hey, you would be supporting your local economy, and pissing off the feds in one fell swoop.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
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12/19/2010 05:58 PM
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Live in the country. Burn your stuff and place what can't be burned into the dumpster. The only thing they'll find is nothing of any use.

OH! They might find out I had pork chops last night cause they find some foam package, but they probably won't even know it was pork chops since the dog gets the bones.

+1 ^^ THIS ^^
ALL mail gets burned once a month (I just keep a cardboard box in the dining room and throw all of the unimportant shit in it). I live in the country so I am allowed to burn, but if your local ordinance prohibits that - there is always your fireplace or BBQ grill.
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Yup... country is the way to go.

I first shred my mail / papers and then it gets queued the burn barrel. All regular trash goes to the dumpster farm up the road...

Only way to go.
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12/19/2010 05:59 PM
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Fill your garbage can with coca cola, put the lid on tight then give it a really good shake!

muaha
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12/19/2010 06:06 PM
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Fill your garbage can with coca cola, put the lid on tight then give it a really good shake!

muaha
 Quoting: Bin Looney 1200476



Drop a pack of mentos in the can and forget the shake!
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12/19/2010 06:07 PM
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Live in the country. Burn your stuff and place what can't be burned into the dumpster. The only thing they'll find is nothing of any use.

OH! They might find out I had pork chops last night cause they find some foam package, but they probably won't even know it was pork chops since the dog gets the bones.

+1 ^^ THIS ^^
ALL mail gets burned once a month (I just keep a cardboard box in the dining room and throw all of the unimportant shit in it). I live in the country so I am allowed to burn, but if your local ordinance prohibits that - there is always your fireplace or BBQ grill.


Yup... country is the way to go.

I first shred my mail / papers and then it gets queued the burn barrel. All regular trash goes to the dumpster farm up the road...

Only way to go.
 Quoting: FloridaCaveDiver



Wow! Shred then burn the shreds! Aint nobody gonna find nothin on you!
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12/19/2010 06:24 PM
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I'm gonna start crapping in my garbage can
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12/19/2010 06:28 PM
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How low can you go? All the way and below.

fitting for these goons to be sifting through our trash. watched too much t.v. as a kid and instead of being the pretentious hero of the day you're looking through garbage for clues. Here's a clue, you stink!
^Watcher^

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12/19/2010 06:31 PM
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Can't believe no has posted this before now! It is only going to get worse from here!

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12/19/2010 06:49 PM
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What a digusting job, bet they will get sick seeing pooped baby diapers, elderly diapers and pet poop.
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12/19/2010 07:06 PM
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[link to www.presstv.ir]

Reports say 100 Waste Management employees have already gone through a training program called Waste Watch, CBS 6 Albany/WRGB reported on Friday.

"Because our job is collecting trash from local neighborhoods and businesses, we are a useful resource to identify illegal activity, or to help prevent a minor mishap from turning into a dangerous situation," said Ken Bevis, district manager of Waste Management in Albany, New York.

Bevis added that all Waste Management drivers, helpers, and repair technicians have been trained to look out for suspicious activities and respond in the event of an emergency.





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 Quoting: fear-less


Now that is what I call really cleaning up the streets!

Now we just need everyone to rerceive training as part of see something say something.

Get cameras in every home and gps on every person and we just might finally win this war on terror and make a dent in crime.
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12/19/2010 07:25 PM
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Good, I want them to find my used cum tissues.
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12/19/2010 07:34 PM
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Trash is public property. Anybody can go through that, especially in a community dumpster. Any alphabet soup agency, any small time detective agency, anybody disguised as a can picker. I learned quickly to shred my documents when the crackheads were sifting through the dumpster for identity theft things.

They are also sifting through for those hazardous waste things, like the curly bulbs and cans of motor oil.
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12/19/2010 07:36 PM
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Well, all they are gonna find in mine is empty beer bottles and cat litter - I hope they have fun !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1198592


my cat was an alcoholic too :(



ocelotpaw

Last Edited by Hillcrest on 12/19/2010 07:36 PM
Water always wins. :sun:
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12/19/2010 07:37 PM
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I haul trash for a living. Five eighteen wheeler loods of the crap that humans produce. If the FBI is going through the jokes on them because it's disgusting nasty crap. Humans seem like a cancer to this planet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200611



I agree with you, And in contrast the animal kingdom only leaves behind poop and even thats recycled by beetles and bugs.

Makes me wonder what the purpose of man is, Why God didnt make us tiny flying fairies or lil hobbits living off of fruit.

We are the messiest things ever.
Hillcrest

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12/19/2010 07:39 PM
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Why God didnt make us tiny flying fairies...
 Quoting: AL MURREDIN


yay!
Water always wins. :sun:
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12/19/2010 07:42 PM
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Why God didnt make us tiny flying fairies...


yay!
 Quoting: Hillcrest


You wanna be a fairy? (Fae Folk) I guess we should be able to choose what we want to be, The Fairie lore is a big hobby, new age fantasy genre.. It is said they used to exist as a species.
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12/19/2010 07:42 PM
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I know that this could happen, and it pisses me off. But I am Mr. clean. I have nothing to hide. I won't hide my cat and dog shit. I suspect that the feds will get trash can syndrome.

You know, afraid to open a trash can, because of the stench inside. Hey that is why it is trash.

We as citizens have an obligation to make our trash as stinky as possible. Fuck the feds, stinky trash for all.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.
AWhereness

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12/19/2010 07:45 PM
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I take all my trash to the dump myself because my small town doesn't have garbage pick-up. Not that there is anything incriminating in it.

Last Edited by AWhereness on 12/19/2010 07:56 PM
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Ricfly52

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12/19/2010 08:23 PM
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Anyway, people, this is true. Take care. They want you to make just a little mistake. Then they can rough you up, and you lose your rights.

Be careful my friends.
Fishing and skiing keeps me a little sane.

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