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WHAT MY CO-WORKERS TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY AT LUNCH

 
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12/19/2010 03:40 AM
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WHAT MY CO-WORKERS TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY AT LUNCH
1. SPORTS
2. AMERICAN IDOL
3. THEIR GIGANTIC HOUSE
4. THEIR BMW/MERCEDES/WHATEVER CAR THEY ARE BRAGGING ABOUT
5. THEIR KIDS

THAT IS IT, EVERY DAY, THOSE FIVE THINGS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2010 03:41 AM
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LOL your coworkers are fucking sheeple.
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12/19/2010 03:45 AM
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At my office we have a nasty demon.

It makes this person speak of other people in the office in a nasty manner, making fun of their clothes etc.

It makes them complain loudly of the smells of other peoples lunches and how offended they are by them.

It makes them expound on how stupid everyone is except themselves.

There is a nasty demon in my office that will afflict one person. If that person leaves for any reason the nasty demon will infect a previous decent human and make them a complete and total asshole.
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12/19/2010 03:49 AM
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Re: WHAT MY CO-WORKERS TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY AT LUNCH
1. SPORTS
2. AMERICAN IDOL
3. THEIR GIGANTIC HOUSE
4. THEIR BMW/MERCEDES/WHATEVER CAR THEY ARE BRAGGING ABOUT
5. THEIR KIDS

THAT IS IT, EVERY DAY, THOSE FIVE THINGS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189



Any people wonder why I tend to isolate and keep to myself most of the time... I experience the same thing and I want nothing to do with them.
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It makes this person speak of other people in the office in a nasty manner, making fun of their clothes etc.

It makes them expound on how stupid everyone is except themselves.
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Oh yeah, we have plenty of those too.

Several of us go out to eat once a month and if I'm in the car with nothing but women, the INSTANT the doors are locked and we are pulling out of the parking lot it is nothing but negative gossip ALL the way to the restaurant AND back.
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12/19/2010 03:51 AM
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You guys are big fat pussies!

Tell them how you feel, get up in their faces and tell them how you really feel, tell them they are fucking retarded douche bag sheeple!

But make sure you get it on camera because the stunned look on their faces will be priceless GLP avatar making material!

5a
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It makes this person speak of other people in the office in a nasty manner, making fun of their clothes etc.

It makes them expound on how stupid everyone is except themselves.


Oh yeah, we have plenty of those too.

Several of us go out to eat once a month and if I'm in the car with nothing but women, the INSTANT the doors are locked and we are pulling out of the parking lot it is nothing but negative gossip ALL the way to the restaurant AND back.
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That's because they are insecure, as are most people, this is more common than you think.

Mankind is sad, can't stand it, but, whatever, gotta keep trying.
Vertol
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12/19/2010 03:55 AM
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Maybe when the SHTF you can eat them
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It's conditioning of simple brains that create mindless fools unable to look past thier even simpler lives at the bigger picture. It's a shame and I pity them.
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12/19/2010 04:38 AM
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Maybe when the SHTF you can eat them
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chuckle

mmmm... office lamb... om nom nom nom
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2010 04:40 AM
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Leave a couple of AJ's CD's in the break room and watch the conversation change
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Re: WHAT MY CO-WORKERS TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY AT LUNCH
1. SPORTS
2. AMERICAN IDOL
3. THEIR GIGANTIC HOUSE
4. THEIR BMW/MERCEDES/WHATEVER CAR THEY ARE BRAGGING ABOUT
5. THEIR KIDS

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189



You can join in the conversation and really shake things up a bit. Here's how...

Sports - suggest that basketball and football could be livened up a bit by allowing the fans to throw projectiles at the opposing teams.

American Idol - suggest that the finalists will be judged through a fuck off by seeing who can stand up after being reamed by Jant Napolitano wearing a strap on.

Their Gigantic House - tell them that, at this minute, their wife/husband is in that big house engaged in sexual intercourse with their secret lover.

Their Kids - tell them that their kids are on their way to becoming prostitutes.

Report back how it goes!
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2010 04:43 AM
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Quite fucking complaining...you know where I work? A fucking gym...yea not only do I have to put up with those type of co-workers but the fucking customers to. No I'm not a jersey shore doucher wannabe I'm just 5'9" 165lbs.
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12/19/2010 04:45 AM
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I completely agree on the had-it-up-to-here situation with your co-workers.

Mine (of a lower socio-economic class) talk about the following:

1.) MOVIES, which they either just watched or rented and haven't watched yet, or saw the trailer of and can't wait...

2.) GAMES, which they either just traded, or are looking to trade, or got a new controller for...

3.) FOOD, like a restaurant they either just recently ate at, or plan to, or will never go to again...

That, and the sports/porn/NASCAR fractional portions, but seriously- the movies is probably ~50% of the yacking !!
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Re: WHAT MY CO-WORKERS TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY AT LUNCH
1. SPORTS
2. AMERICAN IDOL
3. THEIR GIGANTIC HOUSE
4. THEIR BMW/MERCEDES/WHATEVER CAR THEY ARE BRAGGING ABOUT
5. THEIR KIDS




You can join in the conversation and really shake things up a bit. Here's how...

Sports - suggest that basketball and football could be livened up a bit by allowing the fans to throw projectiles at the opposing teams.

American Idol - suggest that the finalists will be judged through a fuck off by seeing who can stand up after being reamed by Jant Napolitano wearing a strap on.

Their Gigantic House - tell them that, at this minute, their wife/husband is in that big house engaged in sexual intercourse with their secret lover.

Their Kids - tell them that their kids are on their way to becoming prostitutes.

Report back how it goes!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200034

Tyler Durden, is that you? "I am Jacks instigating thorn" cool2
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2010 05:12 AM
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LoL
As if working place is a place where you willingly would choose to be if you did not have to provide for your family and your own survival.
What did you expect? That they talk conspiracies and about kicking government out and putting THEIR jobs on the line?
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12/19/2010 05:14 AM
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they are good Zombies
Irdoooomed

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12/19/2010 05:17 AM
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LoL
As if working place is a place where you willingly would choose to be if you did not have to provide for your family and your own survival.
What did you expect? That they talk conspiracies and about kicking government out and putting THEIR jobs on the line?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52612


If you have a career you love then you'll be happy to be there.
Twenty grand dood, it's a lot of money!

Recently homosexuals have been making anti christian threads. Think about it.
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12/19/2010 05:33 AM
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Sounds like they may be selfish, itts all about me, me, me. They are also brainwashed by too much TV, probably think dramas are real life.

Don't worry about them, if you really need to talk to others locally, do what I did, put a small add in the paper looking for like minded people in your area to discuss what you are interested in.

I am meeting Tom and Nick later today, where we will be discussing the latest goings on in the US, and UFOs. We are also going to a location in some woods where there have been claims of abductions and dead mutilations of people.

Regards
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12/19/2010 10:40 AM
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Maybe when the SHTF you can eat them
 Quoting: Vertol 978800


Nice try but no cigar.

The flesh of Americans is apparently so loaded with pollutants that it was declared unfit for human consumption years ago.

Eating their livers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti could have serious health consequences.

hiding
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12/19/2010 10:50 AM
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THAT IS IT, EVERY DAY, THOSE FIVE THINGS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189



Most people are chemical robots.

Slaves to their DNA.

That's why they have kids.



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12/19/2010 10:54 AM
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LOL your coworkers are fucking sheeple.
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Worked at a RV dealership where I discovered (3) people who knew about the NWO ect.. one was paranoid about the FEMA camps and reptilians.. the other was still stuck in the left right paradigm and thought things could be worked out by voting..the other one (all men) was just waking up and I sent him to GLP.. the rest of the workers were totally oblivious to the situation.. I always ask "Do you know about the NWO?" if they say no I say nothing else about it.. Of course the topics of conversation at the work place is mostly going to be benign chatter... People have been trained by the school system to not want to be different.. They will follow the majority...
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Re: WHAT MY CO-WORKERS TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY AT LUNCH
1. SPORTS
2. AMERICAN IDOL
3. THEIR GIGANTIC HOUSE
4. THEIR BMW/MERCEDES/WHATEVER CAR THEY ARE BRAGGING ABOUT
5. THEIR KIDS

THAT IS IT, EVERY DAY, THOSE FIVE THINGS OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184189



I feel your pain. I remember how awful it was when I used to have a real job and be around people that I would never have spent time with in any other circumstance.
My feelings on this list:

1. Couldn't care less. Have no idea who won the superbowl last year.

2. Have never seen it

3. Live in an old, small, house on the slope of a hill. Cheap property taxes and good fields of fire.

4. These are nice cars but I drive a 15 year old Chrysler that I paid 2K for about 5 years ago. It gets me where I need to go. My ego is not linked to my automobile.

5. I like mine. They're good kids. But they're only special to me.
Follow Me!
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12/19/2010 10:58 AM
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We are also going to a location in some woods where there have been claims of abductions and dead mutilations of people.

Regards
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Your not a serial killer are you?
Nothing is true

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12/19/2010 11:01 AM
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I am meeting Tom and Nick later today, where we will be discussing the latest goings on in the US, and UFOs. We are also going to a location in some woods where there have been claims of abductions and dead mutilations of people.

Regards
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200054

erm..
Everything is permitted..
Anonymous Coward
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12/19/2010 11:03 AM
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People love to brag about their stuff. Its sickening.
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12/19/2010 11:05 AM
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pls jesus come soon for the slaughter
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12/19/2010 11:09 AM
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Nasty demon, they abound everywhere and you are so wise to point them out...blessings to you on this one.
Mickeyblue
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12/19/2010 11:11 AM
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I've got some sheep at my work, but I usually avoid.

Some of my coworkers are really cool though, we talk about interesting things like natural cures, how evil big Pharma is, possible solar EMP's, UFO's and lots of other interesting stuff you'd read about on GLP! wink
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At my office we have a nasty demon.

It makes this person speak of other people in the office in a nasty manner, making fun of their clothes etc.

It makes them complain loudly of the smells of other peoples lunches and how offended they are by them.

It makes them expound on how stupid everyone is except themselves.

There is a nasty demon in my office that will afflict one person. If that person leaves for any reason the nasty demon will infect a previous decent human and make them a complete and total asshole.
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sounds like my place of employment.....
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12/19/2010 11:13 AM
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haha yep! All I ever hear about:

the house & the kids
Shopping (deals they got, or plans for the weekend)
Glee (TV show) or misc. celebrity gossip

I work in a huge medical IT office, where I seem to be the only person under age 40 (I'm 30 and back in school), there is literally a very noticeable gap in age.... I really believe that my generation got completely screwed for jobs (I've been stuck in the "entry level" of IT jobs since I graduated in '02), and it seems like 99% of "adults" (people older than me) are completely oblivious, completely materialistic, and living the narcissistic delusional "American dream"..

I for one will be happy to see this whole horrible world collapse and fall apart. Then our spirits can finally be free!
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