My right boob itches. What does that mean?

Try rubbing it on the left one and get back to us.

Snow is coming. Lots and lots of snow.

We will need to see a pic of both to determine what that means ;)

Pics or it didn't itch!

fleas

you'll have to post a picture of it if you want accurate advice

It means you need to scratch it.

candida

You're about to grow hair on your boobs.

Means you need me to scatch it.

Have Velvet Hands.

Or wash it...

Eh, for me it means that I've just fed the cows again and some alfalfa has fallen in my bra.


I hate it when that happens.




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it means you have a cavity or beginnings of tooth decay. go to the dentist and get that straightened out.

Is the underside the itches? Maybe you are a bit hot and are starting to perspire just a touch in the crease of your breast and your stomach? Or perhaps the soft, subtle outside of the breast? If you tell us the dimensions, we could prolly help diagnose this better.

If you have a hairy areola perhaps you have breast lice.
EEEEwwww!

if it's not there when you're itching it, you've had a mastectomy. Or your a jabba and you just found your misplaced bag of doritos.

You need a good man to scratch it for ya!

Thanks!




It means we are all thinking about yer tits now! Thanks, now I have to go 'surf' somewhere else for 20 minutes!

I can mean a fast moving form of breast cancer, if your serious get it checked out fast.

It means you will have a visitor....

(or is that when you're nose itches? close enough!)

Last Edited by Opeth on 12/20/2010 12:50 PM

Ask big left boob - thats how he started out

tasha hasn't replied back yet... maybe she is getting those pics taken and posted so we can diagnose her problem :) :rockon:

u have aids...

I went back to see the horses because we had fresh snow fall. Hmmmmmmmm.......
Maybe?

Possible yeast infection in the mammory glands.. It does happen.

Go to the casino!

It means your right boob is dirty....try washing it and see if that helps!

This thread is stupid.

But your skin is probably dry so put some skin lotion on it, and have it itch a while more, to show you that it is alive and a part of you.

The rest of anything on your body and person is up to you to fix then.

This thread is stupid.

There are two basic reasons for itching. One type is caused by external stimuli, such as from lotion or clothing.

The other is pathological, which means there is something internal causing it. It could be an allergy or a metabolic cause.

To determine if it is metabolic in origin, drink a cup of black coffee and two boiled eggs the next time it itches. Then observe if the itching either lessens or increases. If it does either one then it is likely a metabolic disease.

Leave a comment if that is the case, and I'll provide more info.

If the itching neither increases or decreases, then it is not a metabolic disorder.