2011 Doom Prediction Thread

no thanks

what would take us by surprise?

Uh, anything that was truth from our gov't. Perhaps that would be doom.

An influx of 10.000.000 Anonymous Cowards bringing GLP to a grinding halt

An asteroid hitting berlin in april

(((DOOM))))PREDICTION FOR CHRISTMAS DAY 2010 - sorry to bring you this news but it happenin soON!!!

A five mile wide space pig will invade earth and capture the entire population of China. On chewing them on his way back home to the planet of FuckingBiGplace he will discover they don't taste so good to the point of making him physically sick( no offence to the Chinese this is just the Pig's taste buds reacting) - so he will have to try some other humans and head back. He will (((NEED)))) to find nourishment on Earth as on his planet the giant Penguins and the last 50 headed snakes space reptiles were running out and fast.
There's also only one giant bottom creature left - worth noting.

My advice - stay in doors, it could get porky

p.s. The long and short of it is - you all die the pig wins and the planet breaks in 2. Happy Christmas.



The SouL

I say nuclear Michelle Obama fart

there will be 672 doom threads fail in 2011


now

don't do it

you know you want to

but don't do it!!!!

YOU HAVE 729 DAYS LEFT TO LIVE,,,DONT DO ANY CRIME IF YOU CANNOT DO THE TIME.

Wouldn't that be in violation of the nuclear treaty?

I predict a 20% increase in 'Rapture' threads happening sometime in 2011 for GLP in the coming year.

besides the shortage of food, a lot of sleepless nights taking watch
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Last Edited by Dirt Diver on 12/20/2010 03:15 PM