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I spike loonerisms

 
Anna Kissed
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12/21/2010 12:43 AM
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I spike loonerisms
Quite an appropriate title considering all the luna loonies out tonight.

Post your funniest here.

Here's a couple to start.

Firstly an allegedly true story:

A man ran into a 7-11 and pulled a gun and shouted "All right you mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!" There was a minute of silence before the man ran back out.

And another allegedly true story;

One of my friends is a Jehovah's Witness and he took his little boy to the movies. As they were walking through the packed out cinema, he was mortified to hear his little 3 year old shout out 'dad have you finished with you cockporn yet?'

Personally I prefer cop porn!

Banjo player Eddie Peabody was once introduced with,"Mr. Eddie Playbody will now pee for you."

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."


And the inimical Two Ronnies:



And now how about some from the good folks of GLP?
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Anna Kissed (OP)

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12/21/2010 01:58 AM
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Sigh, another stinker bites the dust!
Fot the wuck is pong with you wreople?

byekitty
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12/21/2010 09:56 PM
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One last last attempt to elicit some form of humourous response from the jaded, doom laden folks on GLP, before I plough my forehead into the keyboard.
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czygyny

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12/21/2010 10:02 PM
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OP, I love spoonerisms, but I can't fink of any thunny ones now. 1dunno1
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12/21/2010 10:03 PM

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Te Moo!
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12/21/2010 10:06 PM
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Wow! A zombie thread from last night that actually generated some interest!!! The planet is not so bad after all! smile_kiss

Muck fe, I thant cink of many ore either! :(
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Mayor of Simpleton

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12/21/2010 10:29 PM
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Siss on you pister, you're not so mucking fuch!

Slip and fall and kill yourself becomes Klip and sall and fill yourself.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Anna Kissed (OP)

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12/21/2010 10:49 PM
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Siss on you pister, you're not so mucking fuch!

Slip and fall and kill yourself becomes Klip and sall and fill yourself.
 Quoting: Mayor of Simpleton


Thy wank you!
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Anna Kissed (OP)

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12/21/2010 11:06 PM
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Siss on you pister, you're not so mucking fuch!

Slip and fall and kill yourself becomes Klip and sall and fill yourself.
 Quoting: Mayor of Simpleton


Your sig seems most appropriate. Hick dead!
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