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Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.

 
Angryhusband
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12/21/2010 09:18 AM
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Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
I feel EXTREMELY embarrassed about this and it is making me crazy. Been married about 6 months, she is very fit and is pretty strong for a woman. She had been doing a Billy Blanks workout on DVD at home and I was messing about afterwards, saying how the best thing to do if attacked is to run away. She said that if she kicked somebody they would know about it. One thing led to another and I bet her that she could not stop me that way. She just gave me a kick at about half strength whilst wearing just normal trainers and it took my breath away. She immediately apologised and felt really guilty - but since then I can't stop thinking about. I feel turned on, emasculated, horny, turned off, humiliated and a whole range of conflicting emotions. I even dreamt about her doing this last week and I asked her to do it again in the middle of the night in my sleep!
Question is: is this 'normal' or am I a depraved freak with no more right to live on this planet than a weasel?????
Anonymous Coward
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12/21/2010 09:19 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
Go cry in the corner emo boy!
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12/21/2010 09:21 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
give her a nipple twister so that she can feel all the emotions you are!
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12/21/2010 09:21 AM
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am I a depraved freak with no more right to live on this planet than a weasel?????
 Quoting: Angryhusband 1202508


^^^this^^^
Skeptic the First

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12/21/2010 09:22 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
Please do not encourage women into violence. Big, big mistake, for which your children will hate you the rest of your life.

Oh, that's right, you won't have any children.
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12/21/2010 09:22 AM
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mw3
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Richard Strong

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12/21/2010 09:23 AM
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Suck it up. Just be happy your wife did anything with your nuts.
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12/21/2010 09:26 AM

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ice pack
Khalen

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12/21/2010 09:37 AM
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Learn to block dude.
As his vision slowly cleared, the traveler came to the startling realization that he had been sitting by the side of the road, repeatedly hitting himself in the head with his walking staff. He had in fact been doing this for a quarter of a century.

Shaking his head at his own folly, he dusted himself off, set his gaze upon the road up the mountain and once more set off upon his journey.
Eh?

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12/21/2010 09:39 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
It seems to me that you might also enjoy having alligator clips attached to your scrotum.
It's really cold here.
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12/21/2010 09:39 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
Don't ever try that shit again. You now know she can quite possibly defend herself. And if I were you, I would start taking self defense classes.
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12/21/2010 09:40 AM
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Does she have a cute angina?
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12/21/2010 09:42 AM
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Get her a strap-on
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12/21/2010 09:45 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
Sounds like love to me laugh
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12/21/2010 09:46 AM
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Sounds like you just found a new hobby.

Awesome!
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12/21/2010 10:00 AM
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Flick her in the clit. You have to even the score or she will keep doing it!

Once she stops crying you are due for some makeup sex.
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12/21/2010 10:11 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
Fuck it.

Have yer nuts surgically removed.

You'll have a new career as an Opera singer
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12/21/2010 10:23 AM
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Re: Help!! My wife kicked me in my nuts.
I feel EXTREMELY embarrassed about this and it is making me crazy. Been married about 6 months, she is very fit and is pretty strong for a woman. She had been doing a Billy Blanks workout on DVD at home and I was messing about afterwards, saying how the best thing to do if attacked is to run away. She said that if she kicked somebody they would know about it. One thing led to another and I bet her that she could not stop me that way. She just gave me a kick at about half strength whilst wearing just normal trainers and it took my breath away. She immediately apologised and felt really guilty - but since then I can't stop thinking about. I feel turned on, emasculated, horny, turned off, humiliated and a whole range of conflicting emotions. I even dreamt about her doing this last week and I asked her to do it again in the middle of the night in my sleep!
Question is: is this 'normal' or am I a depraved freak with no more right to live on this planet than a weasel?????
 Quoting: Angryhusband 1202508


OP, you might explain to her that it doesn't work on everyguy...even if she does kick them in the nads....some of us guys like myself do not feel it for atleast 1-2 mins after the impact. During that short-time that I know I have left...I would mercilessly beat someone to death! lol.

Btw, Billy Blanks videos are NOT self-defense videos...they are weightloss and body toning vids. If she thinks for on-moment that she is a "Karate or Kung-Fu" master...she is in for one helluva scary awakening! I street thug will not just stand there and let her kick them in the nuts...like you did...it easy when someone ho loves you....is just standing there infront of you not expecting you to actually kick them in the groin of all things! lol. If she believed in all that Billy Blanks stuff...why didnt she kick you or punch you elsewhere less demeaning and cheap? Hell any coward could kick you there even a little girl...they know this trick....so where's the martial-arts skill implied there?

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